Chapter 378: Your Uncle Will Always Be Your Uncle
Those who are clear see clearly, and those who are turbid see turbidity.
Zhang Xiaojian thinks that the word YS is very reminiscent of cute things in bed.
But for the children, especially the children who have been training basketball since childhood, each of them wants to play against each other on the court every day.
The reason why Zhang Xiaojian is so popular is, of course, because his basketball videos, although short-lived, have endured on the Internet.
This is because no one in the basketball circle in China has yet been able to make the same elegant and shocking dunk action as him, and because his video disappeared after it became popular, just like a peerless swordsman, leaving a brilliant sword for the world and retreating to the mountains and forests, it will always make people think about it and get to the bottom of it.
Of course, Zhang Xiaojian did not return to the mountains and forests, but he has become a legend in the street ball circle and in the eyes of children, so when they see him, the children are as excited as seeing a basketball superstar.
So after round after round of autographs, couple after couple of group photos.
A child shouted: "Brother YS, can you give us a blue buckle?"
Just kidding, what is Zhang Xiaojian's identity?
How could such a thing be done at the mercy of others?
So after a basketball flew in, Zhang Xiaojian took the ball and ran directly, running to the basket in the court, one step, two steps, and the third step made a force, and the whole person flew.
"Wow~~!!" In an exclamation, Zhang Xiaojian glided and dunked, and the basket made a buzz.
Then the stadium completely exploded.
Some of the children covered their mouths, but they couldn't hold back their exclamations.
Some of the children jumped up in excitement and threw punches in the air as if they had won an important match.
There were also a few children in the front row who rushed to Zhang Xiaojian, they jumped up, Zhang Xiaojian jumped up, and his shoulders and backs collided in the air, and they were happy.
Zheng Jiaxuan watched Zhang Xiaojian's dunk for the first time, she usually doesn't pay attention to the basketball circle, and her brother never told her that Zhang Xiaojian played a game at Normal University, so it was naturally difficult to hide her shock.
Zheng Jiakai said: "Stinky fart." ”
Ye Mozhu smiled and said: "It's already powerful, and we won't be able to show off, and besides, Xiaojian will definitely not be able to refuse the children's request." ”
As soon as these words fell, I didn't know who was coaxing them, and the children shouted together: "Tomahawk, Tomahawk!"
What is Zhang Xiaojian's identity?
How is it possible that what the children say is what they say?
Immediately picked up the basketball, turned over and ran outside the three-point line, then turned around and rushed to the basket in three steps, grabbed the ball with one hand and raised it high, his waist was straight, and an obvious stagnation appeared in front of people's eyes.
Then, with a loud bang, all the children covered their heads with their hands, and they were shocked as if their jaws were about to fall to the ground.
Zhang Xiaojian landed, and a large number of children rushed over to celebrate him.
"Three hundred and six!" was the same voice just now, coming from a black, thin, black, skinny child named Yao Xiaoming.
All the children coaxed together again: "Three hundred and six, three hundred and six, three hundred and six~~!"
What is Zhang Xiaojian's identity?
How is it possible that if you say three hundred and six, it will be three hundred and six.
So he immediately squatted down and tied a shoelace, turned around and came to the three-point line and rushed into the three-second zone, so he jumped, and then turned three hundred and sixty degrees in the air, and there was another explosion.
The kids are completely insane.
"Crotch, crotch. ”
What is Zhang Xiaojian's identity?
How can you say that the crotch is the crotch, not only performed the crotch slam dunk, but also performed a wave of crotch dribbling.
"Free throw line, free throw line!"
What is Zhang Xiaojian's identity?
Ahem, ahem...
The hour hand passed minute by minute with Zhang Xiaojian's performance.
The youth head coach from the top first-tier club in China did not blow the whistle and announce the end of the long-overdue ten-minute break, but watched in amazement.
The children cheered and jumped like crazy.
For them, this is perhaps the most unforgettable memory of their lives so far.
Zhang Xiaojian exhausted all kinds of dunk tricks under the control of the children, not too tired, cheered with them, jumped together, and forgot about it... He came to Lao Zhou for a drink today.
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The shrill whistle was a full hour late, and finally sounded.
Youth training head coach Lu Chenguang instructed the children to start training, and at the same time came to Zhang Xiaojian's side and handed over a white towel.
Zhang Xiaojian nodded and smiled, returned to Lao Zhou and the others and sat down.
Lao Zhou hurriedly brought him a bottle of mineral water, with a smile on his face.
Zhang Xiaojian suddenly came back to his senses, why did he send a WeChat message today to tell him to come to this venue.... It was premeditated.
Knowing what Zhang Xiaojian understood, Lao Zhou did not hesitate in the face of the boss: "There are a lot of children from other places, and they are more or less uncomfortable when they first come here, they need to see a little light, and there is the power of some idols, compared to the basketball stars who can't catch invisible, I think you are more suitable for them to add a little more color to their boring training life." ”
"Lao Zhou, I haven't seen you for a while, but your speech is level, and it adds color, I think you just pulled me to be a cattle. ”
Lao Zhou thought for a while and asked a sentence that hit the soul: "I think you were quite happy just now." ”
Zhang Xiaojian: "......" seems to be very happy.
Lao Zhou stopped joking and patted Zhang Xiaojian's shoulder: "Let's go home after taking a breath, the meals are ready, and the wine is ready." ”
"It's like a human saying. ”
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Zhang Xiaojian happily said goodbye to the enthusiastic children.
The children asked him when he would come back, and Zhang Xiaojian replied, when you become a basketball star, he turned around in a chic manner and raised his right hand.
The sunlight in the stadium illuminated his back, and he handsomely put on that thick down jacket in front of the exit door, changed into cotton shoes and pushed the door out....
drove all the way to Lao Zhou's house, Zhou's mother had already prepared, and when she saw Zhang Xiaojian and Ye Mozhu, as well as Zheng Jiakai and Zheng Jiaxuan, she immediately shushed and asked for warmth.
Just asking, she seemed to be very powerful and put two cases of beer at Zhang Xiaojian's feet.
Then one box was placed at Zheng Jiakai's feet, and finally two more boxes were placed at Lao Zhou's feet.
When the first bottle of beer, with the bottle lifter flying into the air of the dining table, the drinking game begins.
Zhang Xiaojian promised that as long as the Tooth Tiger enters the CBA in the coming year, he will change the home field for the Tooth Tiger and move from Jiangcheng to Ningyuan New District to embrace a more prosperous market.
Lao Zhou promised that the tooth tiger would not enter the CBA next year, so he put his head on the table and kicked Zhang Xiaojian as a ball.
Zhang Xiaojian promised that in the future, more public welfare courts will be built in the province to make basketball more popular.
Lao Zhou promised that as long as he did it, he would put his head on the table and play with Zhang Xiaojian as a ball.
Zhang Xiaojian promised that as long as he entered the CBA, he would continue to inject capital to help the Tooth Tiger have the staffing to compete for the championship.
Lao Zhou promised that as long as I continue to inject funds, I will put my head on the table, and if I don't win the championship, I will kick Zhang Xiaojian as a ball...
Through a series of head-picking promises, Lao Zhou proved that he had indeed drunk too much in the three-and-a-half-hour drinking game.
I don't know why today's wine is drunk quickly and urgently, it may be the reason why Zhang Xiaojian remembered that he must let Ye Mozhu go home early tonight....
When Lao Zhou was already lying on the table in a daze, Zhou Liyang came back.
After pushing the door, he saw the scene he had expected, he smiled, and said to Zheng Jiakai first: "Brother Kai." Then he looked at Zhang Xiaojian again, entangled for a moment, and thought that after all, he pretended to be forced by someone else's name, and shouted: "Brother Xiaojian." ”
It's just that... One sentence aroused Lao Zhou Lang.
Lao Zhou, who had drunk too much, slapped the table and looked at his son with angry eyes: "What is the name of brother, your uncle will always be your uncle!"
Zhou Liyang: "......"
Lao Zhou was not finished, and looked at Zhang Xiaojian with some confusion: "Let me tell you, my family Yangyang learned street dance when he was a child..... It's a good jump...."
Zhang Xiaojian coughed: "I know... He also knows how to play the guitar. ”
"Like to listen to the guitar?" Lao Zhou slapped the table again: "Come to Yangyang, play the guitar and dance hip-hop!"
Zhou Liyang: "......" expression was indescribably uncomfortable, and he wailed in his heart, I was too difficult...
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