Eat and drink enough, the problems that should be dealt with have been dealt with, and the newcomer has not shown up.

"Lao Lu, you know Xiao Niu very well, how long do you know him?"

Shen Gongbao lit a cigarette and sent it around.

"I don't know much about that, after all, I can't go and see it, right?"

Lu Dongbin took the cigarette.

"However, I heard that once the calf was on a seven-day holiday, and was called out by a colleague before the gathering. ”

Lu Dongbin lit a cigarette and spit out a smoke ring.

"Shhh

……

There was a gasp.

"That's too much of an exaggeration, isn't it?

Shen Gongbao's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Alas, I don't want to believe it, but it seems that seven days is not the limit!"

Lu Dongbin sighed with emotion.

"That's an exaggeration, isn't it? Doesn't it mean that there are only tired oxen that don't plough the rotten fields?"

Zhang Gui glared in disbelief.

"Hey, it depends on what kind of cow it is! Don't you know that the Weaver Girl begged the Queen Mother to take her away. ”

Wen Xixi said an old gossip.

"What? Are all the myths I see fake?"

Zhang Gui asked puzzled.

"Hehe, back then, the Weaver Girl really couldn't stand it, so she took the Queen Mother home, and then I thought about it, I could still bear it one day a year......"

Wen Xixi spread his hands.

"Hahaha, when the agarwood changed the Tiantiao, the Weaver Girl's face turned green on the spot, but fortunately, as soon as the calf came up, he was pulled to Tianhe Camp by Yue Wangye. ”

Lu Dongbin has a little admiration, and the Cowherd is also a real husband!

"Cough, it seems that the Queen Mother later refined a piece of pants for the Weaver Girl, a magic weapon, to eat the Cowherd to death. ”

Shennong Ye coughed dryly.

"I think the calf's abilities are worth studying. If it can be popularized, it will benefit the common people. ”

Wencissi touched her chin and pondered.

"Ahem, Lord Ren, this matter has little to do with benefiting the common people, right?"

Zhang Gui almost choked on a puff of cigarette.

"Who said that? Do you know what incidents have the most disputes?"

Zhang Gui: "???"

If you think about it carefully, love homicide cases account for the highest proportion of intentional homicide cases, not counting the indirect killings caused by love. ”

Wen Xixi took a sip of ice and burped.

"Killing people is extreme, hurting people more, think about why this is happening? It must be that there is a conflict between the original couple, why is there a conflict? Hey, I am afraid that disharmony in that aspect accounts for a lot of probability, you see the old man has three thousand concubines, how can there be any contradiction? Because labor and management are strong, hehehehe......"

Wen Xixi hehehe

"Moreover, if there is a dispute due to other reasons, it is often not a big deal, and what men can't stand the most is basically ......"

Wen Xixi glanced at the top of Guan Erye's head, who was not speaking.

The gods and immortals took Zhang Gui: Understood.

Guan Erye: "!!"

"Ahem, don't be impulsive!"

Lu Dongbin hugged Guan Erye, who pulled out the Qinglong Yanyue Knife.

"The third child speaks well, don't attack other people's hobbies, poof...... Well, drink and drink. ”

Shennong Ye criticized Wen Xixi with a smile on his face.

"Ahem, Xiao Guan really didn't mean you, it has nothing to do with you. Speaking of wearing hats, in the final analysis, isn't it because women are too energetic, do you think everyone is like the Weaver Girl, who has to recuperate for a year at a time, and still has the ability to wear hats for men?

Wen Xixi coughed dryly to soothe Second Master Guan and continued.

"This green hat thing is gone, and the disputes in this world can be reduced by at least half, is it for the benefit of the common people?"

Wen Xixi glanced at Zhang Gui.

Yes, Lord Ren, I really didn't expect that you could be so online by selling a strong sheep medicine, a saint is a saint, and the level is too high.

"Well, but if you come up with a new drug, it won't be cheap, right?"

Zhang Gui asked weakly.

"That's a must! Otherwise, the old man will have no face?"

Wen Xixi nodded of course.

"This ...... Isn't it true that a scumbag can pick out ten, and honest people don't have a chance to connect to the disk?"

Zhang Gui felt that in the future, the days of honest people who were still taking numbers and waiting to take over were really unbearable.

"Tsk, the girl can't even soak it, what's the value of existence?"

Lu Dongbin was dismissive.

"it!"

Shen Gongbao and Qian Duoduo said angrily at the same time.

"Oh, forget about you two single gods. ”

Lu Dongbin spread his hands unapologetically.

"Hold the grass! Don't expose your shortcomings when you scold people, don't slap your face when you hit people, Lao Shen teaches him a lesson!"

Qian Duoduo shouted angrily, turned his head and instigated Shen Gongbao to whip him.

"Hmph, labor and management have been looking at this girl for a long time!

Shen Gongbao jumped up and threw the cigarette butt on the ground, provoking Lu Dongbin.

"Ahem, calm down, old Lu Daluo, you are a golden immortal, make a hair?"

Zhang Gui hurriedly grabbed Shen Gongbao.

"Hmph, I still have a trick!"

Shen Gongbao snorted angrily and stalked his neck.

"Don't mind! Master Leopard! It's the little god's mistake!"

Lu Dongbin was taken aback, Lao Shen's trick was too lethal, and the saints might not be able to bear it, so hurry up and admit it.

"Hey, what's a big deal, sit down and drink. ”

Zhang Gui pulled Shen Gongbao to sit down.

"Hmph, shopkeeper, I'll give you face. ”

Shen Gongbao got off the donkey down the slope, sat down and smoked a cigarette and lit it.

"Ahem, Lord Ren, I think if this is really researched out of what kind of medicine, there will be fewer spare resources, the number of bachelors will increase, and it seems that even shared resources will be scarce due to the increase in single use time, your logic doesn't make sense." ”

Zhang Gui spread his hands.

Wenxisi: "......"

"Ahem, let's discuss whether we want to call the calf and the weaver girl out?"

Lord Shennong decided to help the crooked building back.

"Isn't that right? After all, I haven't seen each other in a while, and it's annoying to disturb the reunion of other couples. ”

Zhang Gui felt that there was no need to disturb others.

"I think the shopkeeper has a point. ”

Shen Gongbao nodded.

"Well, don't bother. ”

Guan Erye said a word and continued to drink.

"This, at least don't bother for the time being, in a few days, the Weaver Girl should be fine. ”

Lu Dongbin pondered for a while, with the physique of an immortal, it was not a big problem for a few days.

"I don't think it's a big problem...... By the way, there are a lot of fried chicken, can you still eat it? If you don't eat it, I'll take it away for you. ”

Qian Duoduo replied a little more, and then began to think about packing the leftovers.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Jiang Hongchen, who was drinking, was choked, and quickly turned his head and pretended not to know the temporary boss.

Zhang Gui: "......"

"Okay, okay, that's it for tonight, when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl come out, I'll arrange a welcome banquet. ”

Zhang Gui waved his hand, then turned his head to look at Qian Duoduo.

"Hmm...... Feel free to do so, and help me clean up by the way. ”

After that, he grabbed a can of beer and went to lie down on the beach chair.

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