Suddenly, Renault only felt that the sky was mellow and fragrant, it was simply Yaochi wine!

Tilt your neck, five seconds, and a bottle is gone!!

In his senior year, Renault worked as a drinker, and he was the best at blowing bottles.

"Hurry up, what are you going to do!"

Burst!

Renault's eyes widened and he asked again!

"Look at you!"

"Look what I'm doing!"

"Give you skills!"

Renault looked the red-haired god, Three-Eyes, and the monkey up and down, and his words were simple and rude.

This is my own dream, what can I do if I offend someone.

"Hurry up..."

"Good!"

Yang Jian's eyebrow then emitted a burst of golden light, shining on Renault. "I'll give you an eye!"

Then the monkey waved his arm: "I will teach you to distinguish between good and evil!"

Nezha's eyebrows lit up. "I'll teach you arson!"

Then, Nezha's mind moved, and a palm-sized thing appeared out of thin air in his hand.

That's a cell phone!

Renault is about to explode, this dream is too outrageous, since it is not a spring dream, and it delays time, it is really terrible!

"Brother Nezha, why do you have a mobile phone in your hand? Aren't you a god?"

Renault was speechless! How could the gods still have a mobile phone?

Do you want to act out a big story to become a god?

"What's wrong? Is there anything strange?"

Nezha asked curiously while typing the message.

Forehead!

Isn't that strange? Who has ever seen a fairy use a mobile phone?

"Hehe, Lao Sun told you, the heavenly realm has developed to the present, and the marriage certificate is available, and it is still rare to break the mobile phone?"

I'll go!, Renault thought it was a little funny.

I didn't expect the fairy world to develop so fast! Marriage certificate, don't you bring a fairy with you?

"Come on, brother, add a WeChat, I will find my brother if I have something to do in the future, presumably in these three worlds, I can't solve things that Nezha can't solve, less!"

"Yes, yes, my grandson has been missing you for the past twenty-three days!"

"Yang too. ”

Hey?

Renault also took out his phone, scanned the code, and added.

Renault suddenly felt that when the three of them said this, they looked too handsome!

Now there is an urge to rush over and hug them, this is how many drifting boys, envy the style.

Hey, it's a pity that this is a dream, if I really know Nezha, Yang Jian and Sun Wukong, the three troublemakers, still use this to live like this?

Whoever wants to provoke himself, directly find someone to cut him to death!

Do you still use to help that bus secretary make plans every day? Do you still use to be bullied every day?

Renault smiled bitterly, "I really want to never wake up for the rest of my life!"

When Nezha heard this, his eyes smiled softly.

"It's all your calamity!Go back!" Nezha smiled and raised an eyebrow, then waved his arm.

Huh?

Renault suddenly felt a scorching heat, and instantly drilled into Renault's eyebrows.

Airplanes!

Then his eyelids sank, and Renault fainted again.

In the office building, the office area where work has been made.

"Renault, wake up!"

The manager pushed Renault's back with an exaggerated anger on his face, his eyebrows tightly knit, and his tone was cold.

"Huh?"

Renault slowly opened his eyes, his pupils filled with exhaustion and haggardness.

He worked overtime from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. every morning, and with the distance and private life, he slept for less than six hours at all.

"Uh-huh, what's the job, are you done, you don't understand, and you have the face to sleep here!"

"Why do you smell so much alcohol? You still dare to drink? Deduct your internship bonus for this month!"

The manager's eyes narrowed coldly, and then he gently pinched the buttocks of the secretary Xiao Wang.

"Why manager! This noon is my own rest, and besides, I'm so tired!"

Renault finally opened his mouth to refute, and he usually endured it if he could.

And now this kind of excessive decision is obviously too deceitful.

Burst!

Renault covered his nose, and the moment he turned around and got up, Renault's nosebleed almost spurted.

Why is this secretary not wearing clothes? Secretary Xiao Wang's figure is too spicy.

Renault looked away, then looked at his colleagues who dared to be angry.

Burst!

What's going on?

Colleagues are also honest with each other, are they still not awake?

Syllable!

Renault did not hesitate and gave himself another slap.

But the real pain made him feel that this was not a dream at all.

Suddenly I thought of the skills that the three immortals gave me in the dream just now......

Could it be that he really opened his eyes? What is the eye of God?

Renault was confused, could it be that what was built just now was really Nezha, Yang Jian and Sun Wukong?

I also added your WeChat to the dream just now, take a look, if there is, then it is definitely not a dream!

"Renault, don't threaten anyone with self-harm, you're giving up on yourself! If you still want to improve, then finish the work of Secretary Wang immediately!"

After the manager finished speaking, he didn't look at Renault, but took Secretary Wang's hand and walked into the office.

At this time, Renault's nosebleed also slowly flowed out, and he had seen it clearly just now.

This secretary Wang, with thousands of lives in his lower abdomen, cheered and ran, chasing and running, but he didn't expect this fat pig to be quite strong.

"Renault, you finally resisted just now, and if there is any injustice in the future, you can say that you can't accept it gladly!"

He Jing, who worked with him all day, smiled slightly and said comfortingly.

Burst!

Renault turned his head inadvertently, but at that moment, the nosebleed was even more turbulent.

It's so spicy!...... It's huge!

I really didn't mean to! I'm not a voyeur!

Renault sat down with his nose covered, thinking, I have to look at WeChat immediately!

"Renault, give you tissues. ”

"It seems that you are on fire, we will be bullied when we first go to work, and that dead fat pig has always wanted to rule me!"

"It doesn't matter if I do it or not, if I can't do it, I won't do it, and he can't do anything about me!"

He Jing handed over a tissue, handed over a bottle of drink, and said with a smile to Renault.

He Jing's parents are both businessmen, although they are not prosperous, they do not worry about eating and drinking, and naturally they will not swallow their anger like Renault.

"Thank you, He Jing!"

Renault replied lightly, not daring to look at He Jing at all, only groping for a tissue, stuffing it in his nostrils, and then turning on his phone.

As expected, my sister in WeChat became the second and first friend, called Nezha, and there were unconfirmed friend requests from Sun Wukong and Yang Jian.

Renault clicked on his profile picture, Isn't this the handsome guy he saw in his dream?

It is said that Nezha does look quite similar to himself, except for the look in his eyebrows and eyes, and the red hair, the rest can't be found.

Renault didn't dare to raise his head at all now, He Jing in front of him was his good friend, so he looked at her nakedly, although he didn't have a heart, but he couldn't help it.

Then I clicked on Nezha's WeChat, and typed word by word.

Demon Boy: Brother Nezha, my dreams just now were all true? (a surprised expression in the back)

Why did your screen name become a magic boy?

What the hell is going on?

Renault wanted to change his screen name and profile picture.

Ding dong!

Sorry, your phone can't support changing screen name and avatar, the reason is unknown.

Forget it, the magic boy is also very good, and there is no problem, just use it like this, how can you have the money to change your mobile phone.

The phone rang again.

Nezha: It's true, now the eyes are different, right? Is there a girl in front of you? Spicy or not? (a lewd expression in the back)

Poof! Nima, you know that.

Demon Boy: Big brother, I can't keep my eyes like this! I'm such an upright person, although I'm lustful, but I'm not a hooligan!

Demon Boy: You taught me a way to regulate freely, I am a friend in front of me, I am sorry for looking at her so much.

Nezha: Hahaha, that's good! You calm down, close your eyes slightly for 5 seconds, and then open them again, and you're recovered.

Nezha: When you want to call it, you can do the same operation and switch freely.

Demon Boy: Thank you, Brother Nezha!(A tearful expression in the back)

Nezha: You don't need to thank me, we had a fate in our previous life, and my brother will give you a friend and a thing.

Ding dong!

Renault suddenly saw two pictures appear on the screen.

The first one is a magpie, Renault is confused, what is this picture for?

I saw that under the picture of the magpie, there was a text.

Prompt message: Magpie Juanjuan, the wild magpie that Nezha just caught, opened his sense, which is equivalent to the wisdom of a 19-year-old girl, is it extracted?

Renault did not hesitate to click yes.

Chirp!

At this time, there was a birdsong in the office, and Renault frowned and looked into the air.

I saw a magpie appear out of thin air, fly slowly, and land on his shoulder.

Renault grabbed the magpie with a hesitant expression.

Could it be that Nezha wants to make himself a soup at night?

In that case, let's stew mushrooms with magpies, and my sister will take the college entrance examination soon!

"What? Daddy Bi? Are you going to stew Juanjuan? It seems that Juanjuan has found the wrong master!"

Whew-

Who's talking? Renault jerked his head up.

Looking around, I saw that my colleagues were busy with their work, and He Jing no longer wanted to see him honestly, and thoughtfully tapped on the keyboard.

Renault shook his head, probably auditory hallucinations!

I guess it was because the stupid manager was tossed and lacked sleep, right? I just happened to be able to open meat tonight and make up for it.

"Daddy, I'm Juanjuan, I'm right in front of you. ”

The sweet voice sounded again.

Renault could be sure this time that it was definitely not an auditory hallucination, it must be a little girl, a very sweet-looking little girl.

Renault looked incredulously at the magpie in his hand. "Are you talking again?

Unexpectedly, Juanjuan raised her head suddenly, looked at Renault with complaining eyes, and snorted twice, but Renault listened to it really.

"Can you understand me?"

Renault nodded. "Yes!"

"Juanjuan felt that my dad was nearby, so she flew out!"

Renault couldn't believe it was all true.

, this bird can talk, and you still call yourself daddy? Could it be that you are dreaming?

"Daddy, you're not dreaming, giggles! Juanjuan is cute!"

Renault just thought about it in his heart, but he didn't expect the magpie to reply again, and he could actually understand what he was thinking!

Renault only felt his mind flutter with a dizziness.

Maybe it was because I was hungry, and I didn't eat at noon, which was really unbearable, and I thought to myself, let's go home first and study this bird.

"Juanjuan, don't talk nonsense, don't scare others! Otherwise, you will be arrested by the stupid manager, and you will be locked up in a small black room as a guinea pig!"

Renault was really worried that if he let others know, he would definitely catch the experiment.

"Dabi, you don't have to explain to anyone, just say that I picked it up by you, don't you just get it?"

"Besides, if you use your consciousness to communicate with me, what others can't hear, and if you talk to me, they won't understand either. ”

Then, Juanjuan's wings covered her mouth and giggled.