1. Super Student 007 Swearing
Everyone was listening to Dong Lin's wonderful speech, but they saw that he suddenly stopped talking, and he slowly went to get the teapot.
Jiang Xuyong knew his urine best, and hurriedly poured him tea.
The prince was not happy: "You stinky Tang monk, you have learned to lose your appetite, haven't you? Believe it or not, I will invite you to eat popping beans in a while?"
Dong Lin dared to provoke the people in the dormitory, but he didn't dare to provoke the second sister of this female man, so he hurriedly continued: "He didn't come out until the firefighters arrived.
In the end, the firefighters were inside to rescue him and another guy who was said to be thundering when he was asleep.
The guy later said that if he hadn't heard Ma Tianchang shouting desperately outside, it was on fire, and there was still someone inside, and he ran out naked, it is estimated that he would definitely be reimbursed inside.
In the end, when the two of them were about to rush out, they were still stunned by a fierce smoke.
Now that I think about it, I'm still scared, it was really too dangerous. When he finished speaking, he raised his neck and toasted with a glass of wine. It's like it had just happened to him.
Everyone was silent for a while, and after a while, Master Qian took over what he had just said and continued: "I am usually surrounded by some friends who drink and meat.
When you have the advantage in a fight, you rush up desperately, and you can fight to the death by catching the opponent who is holding your head and raising your hand to surrender.
But if people are blocked, and they don't get two hits on their bodies, grandpa will call out. Can this compare to Ma Tianchang?"
"Don't squeeze me, big brother, I'm going to let people block it. Ma Tianchang said with a smile.
"Let's not talk about that, who donated money to the earthquake-stricken area through the student union three months ago?
Three thousand yuan, there is a letter in there, do you know who signed the payment?"
Feng Fei looked at everyone present.
Shen Weiwei glanced at Ma Tianchang, who was holding his head and closing his eyes, as if he was asleep, and said, "Could it be Ma Tianchang?
"Wrong, it's Lei Feng, this Lei Feng brother thought he was doing something I didn't know, I didn't expect that there was a vice president of the student union in his dormitory, and he recognized its handwriting, although they didn't announce it to the public, they told me. Master said proudly.
"Tang Seng is always here, I don't know that this guy is still a voyeur!" Ma Tianchang looked at Dong Lin on the side and sighed helplessly.
"From the moment I knew about this, I decided that I would be friends with this old man who likes to be stupid, nosy, and kind to women, and be friends for life!"
Master Qian looked at Ma Tianchang and said sincerely: "I may be a fool in your eyes, but I don't care, if you don't dislike my brother, I think, I want to be a brother with you,
In the future, everyone will have meat to eat together, money to earn together, and girls to soak together! Ma Tianchang, are you willing?"
"How does it sound like a marriage proposal?" Wang Xia said with a smile, but her eyes were full of tears: "Today's blessing of Thomas Tianchang, everyone sits down and drinks together, I suggest everyone bow together!"
"Okay!" "Agreed!" Everyone applauded, and then looked at Ma Tianchang together.
Ma Tianchang smiled slightly: "I heard that the sworn worship is to drink blood wine, and whoever is afraid of pain can choose to quit." I have been pushed to the level of a hero who is not afraid of death by you, and this pain is something that I can't admit to being afraid!"
At this moment, everyone cheered. Dong Lin asked the waitress for a sea bowl and poured all the wine into the sea bowl.
Feng Fei took out a fruit knife and cut some blood on the fingers of everyone, including Shen Weiwei, and dripped it into the wine of the sea bowl.
Everyone drank a sip of blood wine and reported their birthdays, and this worship was completed.
In the end, according to the age of the elder, Feng Fei's eldest son, Wang Xia's second child, Ma Tianchang's third child, Dong Lin's fourth child, Jiang Xuyong's fifth child, Yu Yan's sixth child, and Shen Weiwei's eldest child were discharged.
Dong Lin proposed: "A few of us are equivalent to a group, how about a name?"
Feng Fei reconsidered: "Yes, yes, yes, look at the seven monsters of Jiangnan, the seven sons of Quanzhen or something, the names can be famous all over the world, we are seven people like them, what do you say our name is?"
Jiang Xuyong was stunned and said: "Is it called the Seven Masters of Science and Technology? ”
Yu Yan said disgustedly: "Go and go, what kind of mess is there, it's better to add up the names of each of us, Feixia Tianlin Yong Yanwei." ”
Wang Xia said with a smile: "I also flew snow and shot the white deer in the sky, the name is too long to remember, and the four words are the best, such as the legend of the phoenix or something." ”
Ma Tianchang said: "Then call it a legend of science and technology, right? I hope we can become a legend of the University of Science and Technology in the future!"
Shen Weiwei finally spoke: "This name is similar to the high-tech fried chicken at the gate of our school, it is not good."
Today is Ma Tianchang's birthday, and we are worshipping in Huangji, so let's call it Tianji Legend, and let the boss remember the day we worship, and create a legend together in the future, what do you say?"
Everyone applauded in unison.
Feng Fei clapped his palms and said, "Then let's just decide, our combination will be called the Legend of Tianji." ”
After being lively for a while, Shen Weiwei asked Ma Tianchang how the group was today, and she heard Dong Lin tell him that Ma Tianchang went to lead the group this morning, and she was quite envious.
You must know that she was admitted to the tour guide certificate last year, but she has not led a group until now, and Ma Tianchang has not been admitted to the tour guide certificate, and she has already taken a group.
"I'm not leading a group, I'm just an internship with a group, how can I bring a group without a tour guide certificate?" Ma Tianchang explained with a wry smile.
Feng Fei said curiously: "Third brother, haven't you always been the best in your class? how come Weiwei, who is not as good as you, was admitted to the tour guide certificate last year, but you didn't get in?"
Shen Weiwei interjected: "You don't understand this, I took the Mandarin junior tour guide certificate, and the third brother applied for an English tour guide."
It is said that the written test was passed at that time, but I met a particularly harsh old lady during the interview, saying that the third brother's English pronunciation was not accurate, and it sounded the same as foreigners speaking Mandarin.
Usually this is over, but the old lady is stunned and won't let him pass, let him go back and practice pronunciation for another year, and continue to take the exam next year. ”
"What kind of world is this, is it that the third brother didn't hand over the silver?" Tie Ta looked indignant.
"No, the old lady is a British expatriate, and she speaks standard English. Ma explained: "She said my pronunciation reminded her of a Japanese hooligan she had seen in England.
The rascal told her to hand over her purse in the same English as I did.
In the end, I was finished. As I walked out of the exam room, I heard the old lady muttering in English, 'Tell you to grab my wallet, tell you to grab my wallet!'"
Everyone laughed when they heard this.
Wang Xia asked Ma Tianchang why he came so late today, was there something wrong with the group, and he came back?
This fake scholar was naturally embarrassed to tell her that he was deceived by a monk when he led the group, and he was stunned by a capacitive pen when he returned to the dormitory.
He had no choice but to casually say nonsense: "On the way back, the wallet was dropped, and I kept looking for the wallet." By the way, I haven't found this wallet either, I've been short on money lately, can anyone introduce me to an errand to make money?"
"Brother, let's borrow some flowers from you first. Feng Fei casually went to dig out his pocket, but was stopped by Ma Tianchang.
"Big brother, I haven't lost my card, I still have some savings in it, all I want now is a job, tutoring or something, just support myself and starve to death. ”
After saying this, I remembered that I had borrowed 1,000 yuan from Zhu Li today and didn't pay it back, so I hurriedly added: "It's better to have a higher salary, and the money is faster." ”
Dong Lin said: "When the third brother said this, I remembered that there was a girl in the second grade of junior high school who asked for English tutoring.
However, their requirements are strange, the first two are interviews and trial lectures, each time they only stay for more than ten minutes, and the two times are only a total of 100 yuan.
It is said that those who can stay after two times will attend classes twice a week in the future, and pay 1,000 yuan on the spot for each class.
However, there are already many people in the foreign language department of our school, and no one has received a salary of 1,000 yuan so far, is the third brother interested in trying?"
"Okay, give me the address and phone number, and give me a challenge. Hearing that there was an opportunity to earn a thousand yuan soon, Ma Tianchang immediately agreed.