Chapter 199: An old joke comes to mind
In broad daylight, the combat sound directly resounds through the floor, and there is more than one battlefield?
Zhang Gui listened to the sound of artillery fire coming from all directions, wow, the battle was so fierce!
Wait, how can there be an old man and a woman?
Hey, does this astringency have the effect of prolonging the use period?
That's pretty impressive.
Zhang Gui smacked his lips, found the point identified by the task, and began to test the concentration.
"What is the concept of 2020?"
Zhang Gui looked at the readings and flipped through the comparison table.
"0, the shrine of Buddhism or the residence of eunuchs. ”
"1-9, Normal Environment. ”
"10-49, normal business district. ”
"50-99, normal residential area. ”
"100-199, night residential area. ”
"200-299, a regular entertainment venue in business. ”
"300-399, night hotel. ”
"400-499, Informal Entertainment Establishments in Business. ”
"500-999, the scene of a love action blockbuster. ”
"1000+, Silver Cave. ”
Zhang Gui looked at the comparison table, and the readings of more than 1000 were no longer detailed.
"That's more than double the reading of the average Silver Cave!"
Zhang Gui expressed his admiration for this, it is worthy of being the center of the battlefield, and the sound of artillery has not stopped.
Although it is said to be a sage, there is still a basic curiosity.
However, one sentence dispelled all Zhang Gui's curiosity.
It's not a big deal, it's just called Dad.
It's just a male voice.
Zhang Gui shivered violently and fled the apartment like a wild dog chasing him.
Sure enough, the world that should be 404 is terrible!
Zhang Guixin looked at the pad with palpitations and found the next collection location.
This is...... Radio, right?
Ah, idle people are forbidden to enter, and it seems that they are going to use an "invisibility charm" to enter.
Zhang Gui didn't delay, he directly found a corner where no one had a camera and took a "stealth charm", and swaggered into the station.
Look at the time, it should be storytelling time, right?
Haha, let's listen and see if it's about Jin Daxia again.
Zhang Gui still likes Jin Daxia's martial arts very much, when he was a child, the radio at home was broken, and his grandfather didn't plan to buy a new one, whenever it was time to tell a story, he would go to the village commissary to listen to the story.
Jin Daxia's martial arts story runs through almost his entire childhood.
Zhang Gui approached the radio station with an emotional face, and in the studio, a little girl was telling a story.
Wait, this isn't Kim Daxia.
Gold is gold, but this gold is ...... Ahem, hearing this familiar name in his throat, Zhang Gui looked confused.
Is your home radio station prime-time talking about this?
What about the royal law? Is there still a royal law?
Forget it, this world is estimated to be a real pill.
Zhang Gui looked at the reading on the pad, 1047.
Tsk, this is also a silver cave.
Wait, why is there someone under the table of the little girl telling the story?
Boom, more than one?
Spicy eyes, spicy eyes!
Zhang Gui fled and left the radio station.
Tsk, those two old men just now were really spicy! The age spots have grown to the buttocks, no wonder they can only rely on oral narration.
This kind of world really deserves the end of the world, right?
After stabilizing his mind, Zhang Gui continued to follow the tips of the pad to collect data.
The next location is a little far away, but Zhang Gui, who is already able to control the weapon, is doing the flying boat that he got from Shen Gongbao, and it is too far away to use the "invisibility talisman" to rub the plane and sit.
Ran to the Sahara Desert and collected more than 500 readings.
At that time, Zhang Gui knew that this world was basically hopeless.
After routinely collecting the next astringent concentration, Zhang Gui submitted the task data.
"In view of the fact that the astringent concentration in the world is seriously exceeded, reaching the 404 standard, the investigation mission has been completed, and the investigators are asked to leave the world within 30 seconds. 29...... 28......”
Tsk, it's about to be destroyed?
Let's get out of here!
Zhang Gui clicked on the teleportation function and clicked on the return teleportation.
The scenery in front of him flickered, and Zhang Gui returned to the inn in an instant.
The transmission efficiency is quite high, and it is much more comfortable than the unreliable shuttle express.
"Yo, it's back, it's fast!
Lu Dongbin was knocking melon seeds, and when he turned around and saw Zhang Gui, he waved and said hello.
"Oh, don't mention it, it makes me sick. I know why some worlds are going to end. ”
Zhang Gui's face palpitated.
"What? Isn't this just an astringent world? and it makes you sick?"
Shen Gongbao turned his face curiously.
"Well, I'm reminded of an old joke. ”
Zhang Gui pouted.
"Smoking a cigarette to suppress the shock, what kind of joke?"
Shen Gongbao sent Zhang Gui a cigarette.
"Tsk, good smoke...... It says ten men and one woman are stranded on a desert island. ”
Zhang Gui lit a cigarette and took a puff.
"And then?"
Shen Gongbao spat out a smoke ring.
"A week later, the woman committed suicide, and the events of the week made her sick. ”
"And then another week passed, and the men buried the women, and the events of the week disgusted them. ”
"Another week later, the men dug up the bodies, and the events of the week disgusted them. ”
"A week later, God resurrected the woman, and the events of this month disgusted God. ”
Zhang Gui took a puff of his cigarette.
"And then?"
Shen Gongbao hadn't heard of this joke and was a little confused.
Then God looked back and sank the island with a wave of his hand. ”
This kind of joke Lu Dongbin must know.
"Tsk, is that an exaggeration? It's more disgusting than that?"
Lu Dongbin was amazed.
"Isn't it, the average astringency concentration is 1000+, and the Sahara Desert has a concentration of 500, what do you think of the concept?"
Zhang Gui pouted, the silver cave can't be described.
"Tsk, this kind of world is too exceeding!"
Lu Dongbin smacked his mouth, isn't this worse than the club he frequents?
"I haven't figured this out yet, and any of you can explain it to me?"
Shen Gongbao continued with a bewildered expression.
"Come, take a step to speak. ”
Lu Dongbin lit a cigarette and walked aside to bite his ear by the shoulder of Shen Gongbao.
Seeing Shen Gongbao choking on a puff of cigarette and coughing violently, it seemed that he understood.
"Lao Chen, I've handed over the task!"
Zhang Gui saw that Chen Tuan was not in the living room, so he went to Chen Tuan's room and knocked on the door.
"It's coming, it's coming!"
Chen Yan opened the door.
"Hey, why is the badge still pinned? ”
Chen Jun pointed to the "sage badge" on Zhang Gui's chest.
"Oh, I almost forgot if you didn't mention it. ”
Zhang Gui suddenly took off his badge.
"Hiss......"
As soon as I took off my badge, I suddenly felt that the world just now seemed to be quite exciting, and 404 was a pity...... Ahem, it's 404!
Zhang Gui hurriedly dispelled his idea of being a gentleman.
"Ah, it's very fast, but you don't need to look for me to hand in the task, why don't you submit it directly on the pad?"
Chen Jian waved his hand, arguing that people were sleeping immorally!
"Oh, that's pretty convenient. ”
Zhang Gui lit up the pad, the submit task button was clicked, and the merits of 10,000 small worlds arrived.
Tsk, it looks like a lot, but in fact, it doesn't really translate into a lot of merit in the big world.
It's okay if there are no fish or shrimp.
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