practical joke
Pa 5
"What, are you sick, Chenxi?" Yin Tao pressed my shoulder, her eyes widening. "There is a fantasy!"
"No!" I knew she wouldn't believe it, and I took a sip of my coffee.
Yin Tao blinked, "You mean, after you found out that you had made a mistake that day, you fainted in front of that Han Xi, and then woke up to find that you had slept with him for no reason." β
"Hmm. That is true. I sighed and looked at the red rope that I had recreated. "Later, his mother rushed in, took pictures, and took my ID. Then he came to my house to propose marriage, and took a lot of money, and it was the first time I had seen so much cash. My mother and my brother saw the money and agreed to the marriage. β
"That's good! marry into a wealthy family!" Yin Taogui laughed and lifted my T-shirt. "You don't have to wear these cheap clothes anymore, and you will go shopping at the mall with me every day!
"I don't want to marry him!
"What's the matter, he's ugly. β
"It's pretty good. β
"Then you don't want to get married! A good cabbage was arched by your poor pig, so he wanted to stop doing it, but you didn't do it. Laughing to death!"
I gave her a blank look, "Why don't you go for me?" β
"I'm not that lucky, hahaha, I went to the wrong room and married the right man. β
But I couldn't be happier, "Who knows what kind of medicine they sell in their gourds." How can anyone get married in such a hurry, I think there must be a conspiracy. Yin Tao, I wanted to talk to Han Xi, but I left in too much hurry and didn't leave him a phone. β
Yin Tao looked thoughtful, took a sip of coffee, and immediately patted my thigh. "That's right! I remembered! Not long after I called you that day, someone called me to ask if I was your friend and asked me to pick you up, but I hung up before I could tell you what was wrong. Did you say it was that Han Xi calling!"
"Possibly!" I was excited, then depressed. "He must have called you back with my mobile phone! Seeing that I fainted and didn't want to care, he looked at the address book and found that you had just called me. β
"Nope. Yin Tao smiled proudly, "At that time, seeing that you never came, I called you again, but you stopped working." Not after a while, a strange call came, it was him. So he must have found out that you were down and couldn't make outgoing calls, so he called me on his phone!" Pick up the phone. "I'll call him right away and ask him out to discuss with you. β
"Good!"
Then I dialed Han Xi's phone, and I was still a little nervous for some reason.
"Dudu mouth----Hey, who is it?"
Oh my god, I'm out of breath. "Iβit's me!" took the phone and turned on the speakerphone.
"Who are you?"
"The woman you're going to marry!
"You, remember..... I'm looking for you...... Where are you?"
"I'm at the Qiuqiu Ramen Restaurant, we need to talk, your family has sent someone to my house to set a wedding date!"
"What! Engagement date! Oh my God! I don't want to marry a dick woman like you!"
"What!" I widened, "Woman, where are you ugly man! I don't want to marry you, it's going to ruin my life!"
Yin Tao laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, "Dick silk woman, ugly man, hahahaha." β
"Where are you!" I was furious, "you say quickly! I'll strangle you! I don't have to marry you!"
"Hmph, vixen. β
"Cheap boy!"
"Flat-chested aunt!"
"You! How do you know I'm flat-chested! Okay! You peeked at my breasts! Or are you ..... You, while I'm asleep, touch?" I was so angry that I picked up my coffee and drank it all. "You damn pervert!"
"I just accidentally saw it, you got up early in the morning and sat there in a daze, I rolled over and accidentally saw it. I thought it was a man sleeping next to me, and I didn't pay attention to it, there was something to see. β
"You!you!you!" I was going to blow up, "where are you!"
"I'm ....."
"Where!"
"I'm behind you. β
"What!" I quickly turned around, but when I turned around, I didn't stand still. I almost fell, but I was supported by a pair of hands. In a trance, I saw Han Xi's face. He smiled, and when I was about to say thank you, he actually smiled evilly, and put his hand down, "Boom!" I fell to the ground like an egg that had fallen to the ground, and my whole body fell apart and shattered into slag.
Yin Tao was frightened by this scene, and felt rushed over to help me. And looked at Han Xi very angrily, "How can you do this!"
"Why not. Han Xi looked disapproving, and then hung up the phone. "The hand is mine, and I can take it back if I want to. β
I just couldn't speak for a long time in pain, and I slept on the ground, and Yin Tao didn't dare to pull me too hard.
"Dawn's bones are special, her bones are fragile. Do you know how dangerous your prank is, and it could kill her!"
"Don't lie, the last time he fainted, it was louder than this fall. I don't think there's anything wrong with her. β
"What if you accidentally fall somewhere! Come and help, she really seems to have fallen somewhere. β
Han Xi was suspicious and glanced at it. "No, it's a useless woman. Then he looked at me, and my face was full of pain, and I was clutching my waist.
"I feel like my back hurts, it hurts. β
"Really hurt?" Han Xi knew the severity this time, and he walked over and prepared to pick me up.
I pushed him down and stood up. "Hahaha, what stupid, we lied to you. Yin Tao and I high-fived each other proudly, looking at Han Xi who fell to the ground, "A tooth for a tooth!" β
As a result, I pushed too hard just now, and Han Xi's head hit the corner of the table. Blood flowed from his forehead at once, a large patch, covering half of his face.
"Ahh
"You, you wait for me!" Han Xi wanted to come back and beat me to death, covering his head with one hand and pointing at me with the other.
Hey, hey, hey, what should I do but sigh, hey.......