"You're going to meet the man's parents today?" the mother's eyes widened, "What an unexpected surprise!

"What's the matter, Mom!"

"Bring the stuff!"

"Okay!"

Then I saw my brother walking like a eunuch, walking with quick little steps, holding a bag in his hand.

"Dawn, you put this bag on your back!Limited Edition!" Mom confidently hung the bag around my neck, "It's so beautiful!

"Yes, sister, you're shining!"

"What idiom are you using!" my mother slapped my brother's pig head and looked at me seriously. "It should be a severed head!"

"Mom! You're embarrassed to say that I'm a makeover!"

"That's right!"

I rolled my eyes, "One bag can make me reborn as a new person?"

"Yes, you must transform yourself and become a new person in the future. "My mom was about to come over and pat me on the shoulder, and my brother and I were on all fours.

"Mom, I didn't go to prison, how can I reform well. ”

"Hahahaha, I was excited for a while, thinking of the prison situation I watched yesterday, and I was more impressed by this line in it. ”

"Mom, look at my sister, the feeling of a noble country girl. ”

"You're a noble village!I'll kill you!" I rushed forward and pointed at my brother's head with a flick of my fingers, "No matter how bad I am, I'm better than you, you're just killing Mart in one go!"

"Oh, you're about to marry into a wealthy family and become a resentful woman. Mom realized that she had said something wrong and quickly changed her words, "You have become a noble lady, you are still as knowledgeable as your younger brother." ”

"He was the one who provoked my anger. ”

"Sister, change your clothes. You're like this, really..... Others think you're carrying dozens of dollars! In fact, it's tens of thousands!"

"Oh my God! tens of thousands! What do you think!" I picked up the designer bag, "It's tens of thousands! Oh my God! Why are you spending money like this!"

"Anyway, there will be a lot of money that can't be spent in the future, and tens of thousands are nothing. Mom, a woman who loves money like life, has golden eyes full of light, "It's good that you often send money home in the future, especially during the New Year's holidays or something, people don't have to come back, just hit my account." ”

"It's okay to hit my account. "My brother and mom came and gave a high-five. "Yes, we are about to get rich overnight! I didn't expect my sister to marry a billionaire, and we will also follow the chicken dog to heaven!"

"Chicken dog!" the mother patted her brother on the head, "What kind of chicken dog ascends to heaven!

I almost spurted blood, oh my God........!

"Chenxi, you have to behave well, be gentle and polite like your mother. ”

"Be like my brother, humorous. ”

"Phew! two stinky shameless ones. "I almost said it, and then I held it back. Just nodded, "Mom, did you spend all that money?"

"No, more than a million, how to say that it will be spent when it is spent. ”

"Then I'm relieved. "I was just about to turn around.

"Looks like there are dozens of pieces left. "Brother's divine mending sword. "I don't know if tomorrow's water and electricity bills will be enough, I have to pay more than 100. ”

"Yes, mom is frugal and pulls you up. Seeing that there was a million, I didn't hold back for a while, and spent it. I don't know if my lovely and filial daughter is sensible, knows how to go to her in-law's house to behave well, and strive to get a big red envelope back, and pay tomorrow's water and electricity bills smoothly. ”

I gritted my teeth and turned around and smiled. "I know what to do, don't worry, Mom. Then he buried his head with black lines on his face, and walked away with the brand-name bag that was more expensive than my kidney.

It's miserable enough to have a family member who worships money. But they lost gold again. It's okay now, it's almost a million, and it's all gone. What to do if someone wants to take back the dowry.

I can't regret the marriage, I can only rely on the other party to propose it first. In this way, you can die shamelessly and not return the dowry. So, today, it is necessary to take the shrewd route.

That's when the phone rang.

"Hey, Han Xi. I'm at a junction. "I looked around and saw the red Porsche not far away, hey, the luxury car is different, and I feel that the Hanxi inside is more pleasing to the eye. "Here, yes, a million in front of you! no, no, no, a hundred meters!" Crazy for this million.

"Get in the car. ”

"Hmm. "I sat in the back seat, the first time I was in a luxury car. I was at a loss for fear of soiling the interior.

"Are you going to have stage fright today. ”

"How could it be! I'm a thick-skinned Dawn! I must have shocked your family! There are actually such brazen people. ”

"You're so funny. ”

"Isn't it funny?"

"Sort of. Han Xi turned his head to look at me and smiled with satisfaction. "Yes, I was dressed very dirty, ugly and tasteless today. It's sure to scare my dad. ”

"How can I sound upset. I rolled my eyes, "Am I that ugly?"

"Yes!

"I'm getting off!

"Don't make a fuss, haha, after today, as soon as we break off the marriage, I will give you another sum of money as a thank you fee. ”

"Really!" I was a little excited! "How much to give!"

"Oh my God! People are ugly and greedy for money! I can't marry a woman like you, or else I don't know what kind of rice bucket the child will be. ”

"Don't you want to make me so bad!"

"Do a good job today, let my dad drive you away on the spot, and I'll give you a million!"

"A million! Okay! No regrets!"

"No regrets!"

"Okay! What if you die of anger on the spot!"

"You, don't you want to be so ruthless! Have a good sense of proportion, just dissolve the marriage contract. My dad's body is still very important, don't overdo it. ”

"Got it. I took a deep breath, but I was actually nervous to death. After all, next, I'm going to play an extremely disgusting woman. Hope to complete the task smoothly and get the money. Who doesn't like money, let alone a million, hahahaha. I'm really impressed with myself for so much money. Set a small goal and earn a million. "Hahaha. ”

"What are you laughing at! Laughing so exaggeratedly, with your mouth so wide open, I can see your tonsils in the rearview mirror. ”

I calmed down, "Nothing..... I'm just practicing how to dominate my big mouth, and I'm going to shock the audience with this kind of laughter. ”

"I think you have the strength!

"Hmm. A million that is said to be good, will there be a fake. ”

"What are you lying to, it's just a million. Not much. ”

"Then I want two million. ”

"You! don't get an inch!"

"I'm going to hahahaha. ”

"Practicing bloody mouths again? It's really scary!"

"Hey. You can't stand it! Really, it seems, I'll scare your family into doubting life if you let it go completely. ”

"Then, this stage is for you, please perform to your heart's content. ”

"Wrap me up! perfect!"

"Perfect!"

"Hahahahaha" Han Xi and I opened our mouths together, revealing each other's big teeth.

Hahahahahaha......ha Crack someone up.