"All the citizens of Ashi who are present and want to perform on stage will listen to the call and go on stage after registering at the registration gate!"

The moderator cleared his throat, shook the pleasant voice, smiled with the logo, and continued.

"Below, please, our judges, Nanniwan sauerkraut tank identification experts, Mr. Wang!"

Suddenly, there were bursts of shouts from the crowd of onlookers.

"Whew!"

Scream after scream, wave after wave!

At this time, Chu Yan held Renault's arm and raised her cheeks with her hands wide and screamed.

"Yan'er, do you know this Lord Wang? This Huaxia howl, how can you find a sauerkraut tank identification expert to be a judge?"

Renault looked at the Chu Yan, his face full of black lines.

I remember last time, at the press conference of Koizumi's new menstrual song, Renault was here, after a farewell from high school, after five years, he saw Chu Yan again.

"I don't know, isn't he studying the sauerkraut jar? How can I know him? It's okay, it's okay, there's an atmosphere when you call it!"

Burst!

Renault falls on his back!

Unexpectedly, Chu Yan screamed, it turned out to be like this!

Renault finally understood.

Maybe the other screaming girls don't know who Lord Wang is at all.

However, when you are on the scene, you have to scream like a star, and this is the atmosphere you like.

At this moment, Renault stared at Lord Wang.

I saw this man, about thirty or forty years old, with a reading glasses, but his face was dark, like a coal digger.

Lord Wang had a mouthful of big yellow teeth, smiled hehe, turned his head, took the microphone, and walked to the first row of the onlookers.

"Do you need to leave some signatures? If you buy a sauerkraut jar in the future, you can go to No. 136 Wenhua Street, the main sauerkraut jar shop!

Burst!

Renault fell on his back.

Nima, why is this still an advertisement? This force turned out to be selling sauerkraut jars!

"Don't pull, let's start quickly, we still have something to do, go out shopping after reading, and sign a fart name!"

"That's it, hurry up, I won't be able to catch up with the second-way car for a while!"

In the crowd, there was immediately a sound of coaxing!

Lord Wang's face flushed, and then he walked back to his seat, and sat there with his ass, smiling again.

"Master Teacher, that's not your position, you should sit in the second position on the left, there is a name tag!"

Forehead!

When Lord Wang heard the host say this, he laughed again and went to that position again.

"Is this Lord Wang stupid? is also an expert, hey, hey, hey, Nima!"

Renault didn't want to stay for a second.

stared at the stage angrily, if it wasn't for Chu Yan's insistence, maybe he would have left now!

What stage of the competition is this? A two-b is a judge.

Unexpectedly, Chu Yan grabbed Renault's arm, gently pinched his arm, and smiled beautifully.

"Don't talk, don't you say come and play with me! You can watch it! I just signed you up, you can also go up and sing a song!"

Forehead!

This one......

There is no problem singing on stage, the key is that this judge is really worth his own value, which is really embarrassing.

When Chu Yan saw Renault's expression, she smiled beautifully.

"Okay, you can just treat them as air, and if you sing better in open-air KTV, you should play with me!"

At this time, the hostess spoke again.

"Next, we welcome the second judge, the powerful little fresh meat, and the investment anchor Kitaro to appear!"

"Whew!"

As soon as the words fell, there were endless shouts in the crowd, wave after wave, and even some girls jumped up.

Forehead!

Seeing Chu Yan, she was also holding her arm, jumping and jumping, and screaming there.

Renault was completely speechless.

This Kitaro, Renault also knows very well.

A few months ago, he became famous on the Internet with a crazy shouting song, "The Second Goods Who Stole the Manhole Cover".

The most awesome thing is that every time he shouts this song, the rhythm is different, probably himself, and he doesn't know what the rhythm is!

Then, he also used his mobile phone to record a music video, but it would go viral many times.

After that, he took out a loan and held a concert in Ashi.

There were 30 security guards, only 4 spectators, as if they heard that the audience wanted to leave, but the security guards didn't let them......

"Big, hello everyone, my name is ...... Hi Tai ......"

"Shut up!"

Before Kitaro could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a loud shout.

Seeing the host, he angrily walked towards Kitaro.

Kuz!

Bald, the host lifted a kick and kicked it directly in Kitaro's ass.

"Don't beep, even though this is chapter 101, you can't beep nonsense, go back to your seat!"

Kuz!

The hostess gave Saitaro another kick.

Directly to Kitaro, kicked a face full of unnaturalness.

The host was also unhappy.

I didn't want to preside over this, but the unit was dispatched, and if I didn't come, I couldn't do it, it was really a bargain!

Adjusting his mood instead, he put the microphone to his mouth and looked at the card in his hand again.

"Welcome to the 3rd place, the 3rd judge is our finale, Li Long!"

Li Long?

Renault frowned, why did this come out with a Li Long again?

Think about it 20 days ago, I gave it to the class president in high school, he lost all his teeth, and he shouldn't have been discharged from the hospital so early!

It can't really be him, right?

Renault thought as he stared intently at the stage.

I saw the host, and said with a smile.

"Everyone may have heard of this Li Long, he just graduated from college, and a while ago directed a "Beat Me...... No, no, it's "The Poor Guy I Beat Up"!"

""The Poor Guy Who Was Beaten by Me" has been released for free on Cherry Video, and the number of hits seems to be about 100 per day, warm welcome!"

Burst!

When Renault saw the person on stage, he fell directly on his back.

Isn't this Li Long who was beaten by himself, and now it seems that his teeth are all good.

But since that incident, I haven't heard anything from him in the past 20 days.

"Whew!"

There was another bunch of girls in the audience, screaming wildly.

"Director Li, what kind of brutal poor man you are, I must watch it when I go home! What is the cherry video? Can you introduce me?"

"That's right, Director Li, isn't it free? Is the pace fast? grinding and chirping, we don't want to watch it!"

"Let's go!"

it!

At this time, there was a sudden deafening sound, and Renault Chuyan was startled.

Renault looked back.

I saw a woman in her 40s, wearing heavy makeup, with several layers of clothes on her bucket waist, and a piercing sound, riding an inverted three-wheeler, rushing towards the crowd!

I saw her holding a loudspeaker and shouting loudly.

"Director Li, I have a good job, I guess the acting will not be bad, it's very cheap, as long as 100 each time, if you have time, let's try the job...... Isn't it trying to play?"

Then, I saw the woman, pressed the speaker twice, put the speaker in her hand on the car, and the sentence just now played on a loop......

Burst!

Renault fell directly on his back, this Nima, what level of people are they!

"Security, get her away!"

"Hey, we're talking about business, what are you pulling me for, stinky security guard, aren't you afraid that I will sit you to death?"

The woman struggled hard, but was still dragged away by the security guards, along with the three wheels.

The host also made a blushing face, and after saying it angrily, he turned his head and looked at Li Long again.

"Director Li, hurry up and sit down, it's time for us to start!"

"Uh, I haven't spoken yet!"

Li Long glared at the hostess angrily, then picked up the microphone, changed his expression, and looked at the people gathered in the audience.

"Hello everyone, my name is Li Long, and I'm Ah Shi...... Whew!"

Forehead?

I saw the hostess kick Li Long's buttocks, kicking him directly to the audience, and fell into a dog shit.

"Nima, I've been in the presiding world for so many years, and no one dares to stare at me! Hurry up and sit in your seat!"

"Oooh!"

Li Long nodded, got up and patted the dust on his body, climbed onto the stage again, and returned to his seat.

The moderator then said.

"Edit, don't broadcast this kick just now, pinch!"

......

"Now I invite the first player to the stage, Land Rover!"

I saw that the host's voice fell, and immediately a man in his thirties and forties ran quickly to the middle of the stage.

After taking the microphone in the host's hand, he smiled awkwardly and took out his mobile phone to play a song.

"Hello everyone, I will sing you a song "Mice Love Rice", I hope you like it!"

Land Rover then sang along to the song.

"I love ...... You love you!...... like rice."

Shout!

Renault almost erupted when he heard this.

Is this singing? Or is it reciting? Looking at your phone and listening to the original song, you can't even find the key? The words are all wrong, and the face is on stage, this Nima is raping his ears.

Sure enough, there was immediately a cheering voice from the audience.

"Sh......hh......hhh

"Get down, get down, get down!"

Shouting, wave after wave!

But Land Rover didn't think so, his eyes were closed, and he was intoxicated and sang his own song.

He didn't care about the emotional atmosphere in the audience at all.

"No matter how much wind and rain there is, I will still be with you...... I love ......."

Shout!

At this time, the mineral water bottles in the sky, like a meteor shower, were sprinkled on the Taishang one after another.

Land Rover smiled again, still singing affectionately.

"You can finish it, sir!"

The host is also gone, probably because he really can't listen to it anymore.

Then he squeezed out a smile, and after seeing that Land Rover did not react, he spoke again.

"Sir, you can be done!"

"I love you...... Love you and ......"

Land Rover reveled in it, as if he was in a sea of songs, surrounded by things outside his body, and no words were moved by it at all!

The host couldn't stand it anymore, and then grabbed the Land Rover's microphone.

But she is a woman, how can a man have great strength, no matter how much she drags it, she can't pull it, so she looked at the audience and shouted with an angry face.

"Guard, security guard, come up to the stage and pull him down!"

Burst!

Suddenly, more than 20 security guards rushed up from the audience, snatched the microphone from Land Rover's hand, and several people lifted Land Rover.

"One, two, three!

"I love you...... Loving you, like ...... Whew!"

Bang!

Land Rover phones have been thrown off!

Only then did I wake up from my dream, and tears fell all over the place.

Then, Land Rover got up in a panic, looking uncertain.

Nima!

"Did this player just come out of a mental hospital?

Then, the host picked up a list again.

"Next, welcome the second player to the stage, Wang Xiu!"

Applause rang out.

The second is a girl, with short hair, who looks like she is twenty-five or sixteen years old, wearing glasses, although she is not very beautiful, but she is slim, and she has a temperament when she stands there.

"Hello everyone, my name is ......"

"Get down, get down, get down...!"

Before the girl could finish speaking, she was directly interrupted by a monstrous shout.

The girl stood in the center of the stage and was directly petrified.

His face flushed, and then he angrily kicked the mineral water bottle at his feet.

"Do you know how to respect people! I haven't sung yet!"

"Get down! Get down, get down!"

"You don't know how to respect people like this, can you empathize? If you stand on the stage and shout like this, what do you think?"

Looking at the girl's appearance, she was about to cry!

"Nima!"

Ahem, ahem!

Renault heard it and coughed directly!

Chu Yan was also petrified, and her face was flushed with a smile, like a red apple.

The two of them didn't expect that the girls on the stage were all rude!

"Go down, little sister, the public opinion is like a mountain!"

The host stepped forward and patted the girl on the shoulder, then took the microphone and continued.

"Now welcome the third contestant, Chu Yan to the stage!"