Gou has a comfortable life in a small household, what kind of comb is a lady who spends a lot of money...... It doesn't exist, what does a celestial eunuch want that thing for?

Even the summoners are cheap to buy, and a room full of crooked melons and cracked dates.

Anyway, it's useless, why do you want to look good, it's not cost-effective.

In this way, Ahri looks the best.

A house of ugly ghosts is also well-known in the capital.

A big family, no housewife can't be, although it's useless to be a big family, but you always have to hide it.

The blind date is unreliable, find one more person to spend money, and there is no use for Jill, it's a big loss, Gou Dahu is a total, okay, the tall one among the short people, Ahri and I will marry you.

Ahri thought it was okay, so Gou Dahu made do with two tables casually, anyway, all the relatives were gone, so just ask someone to rub the meaning of the scene and it will be over.

There is no difference after marriage, but I always feel very comfortable listening to Ahri call "Xianggong".

However, it didn't take long for the comfortable days to happen, and Gou Dahu found out that something was wrong.

The cat-chicken coalition has reached Jijin.

Dijin is too close to the capital.

The insecure Gou Dahu was about to run away, but was told that martial law was under fire and he was not allowed to run.

But fortunately, after being frightened for a year, the court beat the cat and the chicken in Xiaogukou, and Gou Dahu pondered for a while, this cat-chicken alliance is like this, and it is not very good to fight.

So I didn't care too much about it and continued to live a small life.

Zhang Gui sighed, he was still not vigilant enough in this life.

Sure enough, a year has passed, and the cat and chicken have come again, this time it really beat the salted fish emperor like a younger brother to cry dad and call mother, and he was beaten away directly.

Gou Dahu was miserable, and he was not qualified to run with him, so he could only hide in the cellar and tremble.

The yellow and brown hairs of cats and chickens are not good things, and it is completely commonplace to burn, kill, rob and rob people's daughters.

Fortunately, the big family usually lacks a sense of security, and the cellar is hidden enough, and the food and wine in it are also fully prepared, so they come over.

In his previous life, Zhang Gou was quite able to live, but in this life, Gou Song was a little unlucky.

The majority of the cat-chicken coalition forces have withdrawn, and Gou Song, who came out of the cellar with Ahri, only to encounter a greedy yellow hair who is still looting property.

When Huang Mao raised his gun, Gou Song subconsciously blocked in front of Ahri, well, and then with a "bang", Gou Dahu lay down.

When he was dying, he saw Ahri turn his head and leave.

Then put your head in front of him.

"Xianggong, you are going to die again, don't be afraid, I will avenge you. But why are you in front of me, you can't stop it. ”

Ahri said she was a little sad.

"Ahem, after all, I'm still a man...... Wait, why again?"

Gou Song didn't get an answer, and he hung up relatively quickly when his heart was hit by a musket.

Zhang Gui was a little speechless, this life is not too long, but he has learned a lot from articles and shamelessness.

As a half-scholar and half-businessman, Gou Song is undoubtedly relatively successful.

But Zhang Gui is quite confused, Director Hu looks quite normal at this moment, why is he so sassy now?

didn't wait to figure it out, a flower in front of me, croaking to the ground.

Made, here we go again.

The third life enters the process.

Oh, it's okay in this life.

At least it's really a family of eunuchs, and it's the chief soldier of the second grade, a big official.

Wait, something seems wrong?

Zhang Gui glanced at his dress, and it was estimated that it was almost the same as when he hung up in his previous life.

When there were more people to see, Zhang Gui knew what was wrong.

The old witch is in power, when the short-lived ghost rules.

I'm going to die, and being an official has a fart advantage?

Wait, this nurse is so familiar.

, Ahri, where did you get your milk?

No, Ahri, your birthmark is gone?

Zhang Gui looked at the nurse who was holding himself, coughing, and holding his third life.

Should...... It's time to feed, right?

Feeling that his ignorant third life was crying, Zhang Gui instantly looked forward to it.

Ran goose, wow wow crying is still crying, but the people around are stunned for a moment.

And then the cheap daddy of this life spoke.

"Okay, it's worthy of being a tiger in the door, a nurse can't be fed, find another nurse!"

Zhang Gui: "!!"

Damn, Ahri, you actually used illusion to pretend to breastfeed?

Ahri grinned and teased Zhang Gui's third life.

Hey, hey, hey, don't get it there!

it!

Whew, I'm tired of fun, hey, don't hug so tightly, okay?

Coach, she's boring with the ball! Foul!

The only thing that Zhang Gui is happy about is that after being a eunuch for a lifetime, after a lifetime of eunuchs, this life is finally normal.

It's just wonderful.

However, Zhang Gui soon realized that Ma De, he was so sweet.

When he was thirteen years old, he happened to hang up the ruling emperor, and Zhang Gui left nothing behind for the first time in his third life.

Oh, Zhang Gui's name in this life is Fang Depi, alas, it's really a batch of Fang Depi.

Well, now Zhang Gui knows that he is so sweet, it is right to have Jill to use, and it is useless to question Jill to do so.

It's too fast.

I didn't even take off my pants......

The first time was to be hugged by the nurse Ahri.

His face was red and his ears were red, and he trembled.

Instantly holy as a Buddha.

Zhang Gui is dead.

The first life is a eunuch, the second life is a eunuch, and the third life is early...... It's too early!

Ahri is happy to do this, and the little man with red ears when he hugs him is too tolerant!

When you see it, you have to hug it!

And then...... There is no then, Zaoba's third life actually died so young, and the cause of death is still ...... Overindulgence?

In the end, Ahri came to hug him with a sad face.

"Why did you die so quickly this time?"

, big sister, I don't want facial cleanser!

"The young master's blood is collapsing!

, Zhang Gui really wants to cover his face.

What a shame in this life!

Well, another flower in front of me, the fourth life.

“…… It's time for me to quit this in my life. ”

Zhang Gui pondered for a while, and he no longer had expectations.

At the same time, I made up my mind that I had to complain when I went back! No matter who cares about reincarnation!

Uh, wait a minute, this life is a bitter child?

Look at the dirty and dilapidated earthen house, this life is a miserable family.

Should I send it to castration again?

Zhang Gui felt a chill three inches below his navel.

I cut it once in my first life, it's already too exciting, and labor and management don't want to chop it again!

Zhang Gui, who was worried, was finally a little relieved that he was not dragged out and cut.

However, this life is also miserable enough.

After living to the age of eighteen, Zhang Gui was very surprised that Jill was intact in this life, and in this life called Li Goudan, although his family was poor, his body was quite strong.

As a result, Goudan finally said that he had a daughter-in-law, and before he had ever married, he was taken by a foreign adult who came to preach to "dedicate to God", and the humiliated daughter-in-law hanged herself.