Chen Yiyi was stupid, and he almost went crazy. Because it's not what he imagined!

At the beginning, he just wanted to 'steal chickens from the side', using Lin Yi's inability to hip-hop to say: That's it?

Just want to blow up the Chinese music scene? Idiot dreams, where did you put our hip-hop singers?

But now......

What else can I say about this?!

……

Under the podium.

A group of students all blinked and looked at Chen Yiyi.

Ten songs, except for the blue and white porcelain, everyone has already heard it, so it has not been played, and the other songs have all been played.

Most of the students were fascinated by the listening, and their eyes lit up.

And at this moment, someone couldn't help but say, "Teacher, now you can evaluate it, right? What are the problems with these songs?"

"That's right, teacher, tell us quickly, how much Zhou understands this is that he hasn't been forced to count......"

"Mmmmmm, teacher, you can tell us from the perspective of hip-hop, I actually think that nunchucks are quite good, I must not understand, you can analyze it for us from a professional point of view." ”

"Teacher ......"

The students in the audience spoke one after another, throwing out one question after another, and all of them asked Chen Yiyi to comment and advise.

Chen Yiyi almost couldn't help but find a place to get in!

it!

Just this kind of quality, let me comment, let me advise, let me say what is not good enough and needs to be improved?!

I'm all cracked, okay?

With this quality, I am qualified to comment and even advise? You look down on me too much!

How much does Zhou understand how unforced is it?

Don't you special mothers still understand? This song is called not counting? If these songs are called not counting, then what are my songs?

Shit?!!!

Let me also comment on the problem of nunchucks, and analyze what is wrong with nunchucks from a professional point of view?

Damn it!

It's also because you don't understand, that's why you think it's good.

For someone like me who knows hip-hop...... This Nima nunchucks are simply a masterpiece!!

you're going to let me die!

Chen Yiyi's face turned pale, his lips trembled constantly, and he wanted to speak, but he opened his mouth many times for a while, but he couldn't say anything.

What else can be said about this?!

To put it bluntly, in fact, it is me who is not forced to count, Zhou Dong and Lin Yi both have forced numbers, and they are simply too forced!

Isn't this a?!

Neurotic!!

Chen Yiyi's whole person became depressed and completely stunned.

……

Home.

Xue Yao was painting her toenails, and a pair of jade feet were on Lin Yi's thighs, and the latter was not ambiguous, and directly reached out to grope on the other party's delicate long legs.

"Go, go, take it in your hand, don't bother me to apply nail polish. ”

"Hey, you look good with it or not, there's no need for this!"

Lin Yile said: "Even if it is painted, it is beautiful." ”

"Say you don't understand, a woman can see people with her nails painted?"

"But then again, don't you even look at it on the Internet? Zhou Dong's albums have been online for half an hour, and now the first batch of comments or something should come out, are you really not worried at all?"

"In case the audience doesn't like his style, your good songs are a bit wasted......"

"Not really. ”

Lin Yi smiled, and directly pulled Xue Yao to kiss him, provoking the latter with a blank eye.

"I am full of confidence, and I also believe that Zhou Understand will not let us down!"

"Then why are you so confident?"

"I won't tell you the secret!"

"Yo, you can't even tell me?"

Xue Yao rolled her eyes: "Do you want to go to bed tonight?"

"Then you have to think about it!"

"Actually, I'm just having faith, and I can't say why. ”

This guy told a little lie.

How else could it be?

I can't say that these ten songs, but they are ten very classic songs among all the songs of Dong Chou in my previous life, and this album is equivalent to a collection of Dong Chou's classics, so don't worry about it at all, right?

So he could only vaguely pass it.

Lose sleep over something?

That's not true.

"Che, I also have confidence in you, but I don't have much confidence in anyone other than you, I'd better take a look. ”

After applying nail polish in three or two clicks, Xue Yao picked up her mobile phone, logged in to the Xunteng music platform, and directly opened the comment area of Zhou Dong's album.

"The number of comments is already more than 100,000, soon!"

Xue Yao muttered: "Let's see what the reputation is first, shouldn't it be too miserable?"

"It's definitely not going to be miserable, let's see together. ”

Lin Yi came over.

"You don't have a cell phone?!"

"Hey, my phone doesn't look as good as yours......"

This guy actually picked up Xue Yao directly, put his chin on her shoulder, and looked at the phone together.

But......

Can Xue Yao not know this guy's trick?

Immediately pressed the neckline: "Is it still good-looking?"

"Uh...... I said wife, don't bring such a play, I'll see what's wrong?"

"Cut !!"

……

The comment area is already hot.

As Lin Yi thought, rave reviews!

There are also bad reviews, but basically no one likes them, and the number of likes for good reviews is directly off the table, and among them, the comment that ranks first is also the comment with the highest likes, which is a long comment.

I came to see the jokes: "Hehe, just a broken Internet singer, dare to blow an album to blow up the Chinese music scene? Look at my name, I'm here to see the jokes!!

Of course, in order to appear that I am a high-end and literate troll, I have to listen to these songs first and know what the shortcomings are, so that I can spray it reasonably and meticulously, and people can't refute it!

Fortunately, although Zhou understands that he is not well-known, and only one concert version of "Blue and White Porcelain" is considered a good work, but the lyrics and composers of these songs are all forced kings? Well, even if the singing is not good, it should still be bearable!

So, I clicked on the first one.

I wanted to spray directly after listening to it: What kind of thing is this singing? Isn't this a waste of the king's lyrics? Spicy chicken!

Outcome......

I couldn't squirt it, and I was surprised to find that it was not bad?!

Then I started playing the second one.

Me: ??? it sounds good, I don't think there's any shortcoming.

Song 3: This song is good!

Song 4: Ah, it's good, it's really good!

Song 5: Move times and hit times...... It's pretty fast-paced.

……

Song 10: Squirt, squirt! Every song is a classic, and it's all good, why should I squirt?

Well??? what am I here for?

, do you understand?

I'm a ghost, I'm squirting! Zhou understands awesome, an album has exploded the Chinese music scene!!

And I think I should change my name - I'm just a joke!"