This world is far more magical than ordinary people imagine.

As the most punk top stream in the universe at the beginning of the year, Zhang Xiaojian used money to teach a lesson to Qiandu, and the name of the class is "Magical Realism"....

Today, the IT circle of the imperial capital is completely crazy, and countless companies from top to bottom are waiting for this epic event that is likely to make a strong mark in history...

At the same time, at the morning meeting of many companies, the founder of the company solemnly warned all employees, shareholders, and executives: "Take the thousand degrees as a warning, and don't mess with Mr. Zhang..."

After the front foot is warned, as soon as the back foot enters the office, whether it is the executive, the CEO, the founder, or the ordinary employee, they all begin to fish... After all, Mr. Zhang is now broadcasting live online.

Unless there is work that must be done immediately, it can be put on first, and it is estimated that you will be able to catch up with such excitement in a lifetime.

At the same time, they don't forget to post on Moments.

——Waiting for Mr. Zhang to acquire Qiandu... The whole company is laughing crazy now, with a picture of a hot air boat.

——Today, more than 300,000 people in IT City are eagerly looking forward to the arrival of Mr. Zhang, and they have no intention of working and are crazy about fishing.

- I just want to ask, what is Mr. Zhang's live broadcast room number?

Zhang Xiaojian's live broadcast room is now... It can be described as an explosion, from 8 o'clock to 8:10, I asked if you had breakfast, during which countless people entered the live broadcast room, and the number of online people soared from 10 million to 30 million.

This not only caused the goose factory live broadcast platform to face huge technical pressure early in the morning, but also caused the technical staff on Weibo to be ready to work overtime early in the morning.

Everything that happened in the imperial capital, through the pictures uploaded by netizens, quickly formed an entry - today's imperial capital.

Then this entry jumped at the speed of the rocket class and came to the first place in the hot search, so people all over China saw those advertisements.

Especially the ten hot air boats floating back and forth in the IT city, it's really amazing, in the small video, they go around the Qiandu building, and they can't be described as peeing on their necks, which is completely on the face of Qiandu.

And with Weibo drainage... The number of online viewers in Zhang Xiaojian's live broadcast room is growing exponentially every minute.

However, Zhang Xiaojian does not value these data, after all, he knows that he will inevitably stand on the top of the wave of Chinese social media again today.

After saying hello to the audience, Zhang Xiaojian said: "Well, many people must know that today is a big day." ”

As he spoke, he clicked on the music player on the computer and played a song "Good Luck Comes".

Under this melodious BGM, Zhang Xiaojian said: "Today is the day when we talk about the acquisition with Qiandu, I sent my elite team to Qiandu Building, next, we will connect with the live video, and I will watch the live broadcast with you in the live broadcast room as a commentator." ”

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- Mr. Zhang, you are too sassy... Do you know that if you go by yourself, you will be beaten to death at the gate of Qiandu?

——BGM praise,Just can you be quieter... It's really noisy...

- Husband, husband, I love you, it's you who is surprisingly sassy...

Because there are too many barrages, but they can't help but communicate, otherwise the live broadcast will be boring, Zhang Xiaojian had to open a minimalist barrage mode.

And he said, "Well, okay, let's start wiring." ”

The screen in the live broadcast room was split in two, and the other side was black at first, but soon there was a picture.

A middle-aged man with a big oily hair and three or seven points appeared on the screen, his big face gradually pulled away, revealing a suit and leather shoes, waved his hand and said, "Can Mr. Zhang see me, can you see me?"

Zhang Xiaojian said with a little disgust: "Can... Please don't put your face too close to the camera, the pit is too deep, and it is easy to sink ......"

After all, Yan Ci is Zhang Xiaojian's right-hand man, he smiled, and patted Luo Yu on the side: "Luo Fat, you heard it, Mr. Zhang is praising me for being handsome." ”

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Luo Yu and the barrage in the live broadcast room both felt a wave of nausea...

- I've never seen such a brazen person, but I like it...

——What kind of boss has what kind of subordinates, it is really in the same vein.

- Excuse me... Who is this big oil head... It's really ugly...

Zhang Xiaojian introduced at this time: "Let me introduce to you, Yan Ci, my good friend and good assistant, a famous lawyer, a business genius, is now in charge of one of my environmental protection projects called the 'Allure' project, which we will mention in the future, and by the way, participate in the new search engine management work." ”

Yan Ci listened very happily, nodded at the camera and said: "Hello everyone, thank you for my respectable and lovely introduction to Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang is cynical and hee-hee in the live broadcast on weekdays, but in fact, he is a very serious person on weekdays, don't be fooled by his handsomeness, his talent is waiting for you to discover." ”

As he spoke, Yan Ci raised his finger and hooked it.... As if to do some advertising, the ultimate licking dog... Sure enough, it's the ultimate licking dog...

Zhang Xiaojian coughed and continued to introduce: "This person standing next to him is Luo Yu, my project partner, he will be responsible for the technical aspects of the future search engine, come to Luo Pang to say hello to everyone." ”

Luo Yu beckoned in a proper manner: "Hello everyone." ”

Zhang Xiaojian said: "Let me tell you quietly, Luo Pang actually achieved financial freedom as early as his twenties, and he is worth nearly tens of billions. ”

The sailors in the live broadcast room are really talented, some people actually know Luo Yu, and within three minutes, they popularized Luo Yu's legendary experience and the failed projects in recent years, and Luo Yu only rolled his eyes when he watched it.

"Tell me about the situation over there. ”

Yan Ci said: "We are ready to go. ”

Speaking of the dear sister film crew, the very spiritual photographer switched the picture and pulled a long shot.

Clear sky, green grass, in front of the mansion, Yan Ci and Luo Yu and forty or fifty people in the team were boarding the luxury car one after another.

Many of them were wearing suits and big black sunglasses, and Zhang Xiaojian asked, "Why are there so many people?"

Yan Ci: "Mr. Zhang, these are bodyguards." ”

"Huh?"

Yan Ci coughed and said to the camera: "You don't really think that if you go with Luo Fat, you won't be killed... Forgive me for being cowardly, after all, I didn't dare to eat since I was a child..."

Zhang Xiaojian: "...... ,Okay,Then let's go.,I'll play a BGM for you.。 ”

So Yan Ci and others pedaled, and in the live broadcast room, Zhang Xiaojian hummed along with the BGM: "The disappeared time is scattered in the wind, as if I can't remember to face it again." ”

"Come and forget the wrong team, come and miss the past..."

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Thirty minutes later, the online audience of Zhang Xiaojian's live broadcast room exceeded 60 million.

Yan Ci and Luo Yu took the negotiation team and a group of bodyguards in a luxury car and walked all the way to the periphery of IT City.

Many employees of major IT companies walked out of the company for various reasons and came to the front of the Qiandu Building, and then formed a party-like scene.

In front of the Thousand Degrees Building, more than 10,000 people gathered...

Many people who had just asked for leave on the front foot, and the back foot met his boss who asked for leave, and the two looked at each other with a smile and grudge.

Many people who are competitors and sworn enemies meet here, and they all see each other's smiles when they see the excitement, so they feel quite alike...

Of course, more of the junior staff asked each other, "How did you get out?"

"I'm having diarrhea. ”

"Coincidentally, so did I. ”

"I'll be blunt, I said I'm sparse..."

If someone counts the reasons why the employees of major companies have taken half an hour off today, they will definitely think that IT City is estimated to have been put on a laxative in the water source.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for so many people to have diarrhea at the same time...

Of course, they didn't have diarrhea, they all fished when they went to work, and they came here knowing that Mr. Zhang's team was about to arrive in Qiandu.

Therefore, when the luxury car convoy led by Yan Ci came to Qiandu Gate, Yan Ci and Luo Yu had an illusion for a while... I am a star, otherwise why do so many people come to pick up the airport, no, it is to pick up the car..

Of course, the people in the Qiandu office building also noticed the abnormality outside.

The company's security guards were dispatched urgently, and more than 100 people were already ready to go in the hall on the first floor.

Huang Dong and all the senior executives currently in the company gathered in the conference room, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, watching the scenes downstairs...

"Zhang Xiaojian, it's really too much!"

After Huang Dong said this, he closed his teeth fiercely, probably because he was too emotional, he unfortunately bit his tongue and let out an 'oops' sound.

But then he still had to speak, and he said with a big tongue: "Let the security cave be difficult"

"Huh?"

Everyone had a question mark on their heads, or the secretary followed Huang Dong all the year round to understand him: "Huang Dong said, let the security guard go out and stop him." ”

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"It's a magnificent building. ”

"Well, why are there so many people, are you going to greet them while watching the live broadcast?"

"Also, Yan Ci, we didn't take the liberty to come to the door, we made an appointment with Xie Dong of Qiandu on Weibo before, we must pay attention to being civilized and polite. ”

Yan Ci smiled at the camera and said, "Mr. Zhang, don't worry, when have I ever disappointed you?"

Saying that, under the watchful eyes of countless people, Yan Ci took a group of bodyguards and people in the team and began to stride forward, until they came to the downstairs of the Qiandu Building.

At this time, the security personnel in the hall on the first floor of Qiandu rushed out and completely blocked the front of the building.

Under the attention of tens of thousands of people in the audience, and under the witness of 60 million viewers in the live broadcast room, Yan Ci did not panic at all, and he obviously expected this scene.

He shook his hair, straightened his bow tie, and did not communicate with the security personnel of Qiandu, but stretched out his hand, and someone handed over a big horn.

He turned on the loudest amplifier on the market... An echoed voice sounded: "Ahem." ”

Then he looked up, looked at the luxury office building with no top in sight, and said, "Hello employees of Qiandu Company, you have been surrounded. ”

The audience was silent... The huge square can be heard of falling pins....

Yan Ci glanced at the camera next to him: "Mr. Zhang... They don't seem to understand my humor. ”

Zhang Xiaojian rolled his eyes: "..... You have such a good sense of humor...."

Yan Ci coughed again, and continued to pick up the megaphone: "Huang Dong Xie Dong Hello, I am Yan Ci, the acquisition representative sent by Zhang Xiaojian and Mr. Zhang, our company has completed the preparation of 30 billion US dollars, and today we are here to complete the commitment of Mr. Zhang and Xie Dong to dialogue, we come with sincerity, enthusiasm, and friendliness. ”

Speaking of this, he looked at the security guards of Qiandu Company with a sad face and reprimanded: "And you, but you will be sincere, enthusiastic, friendly, and turn away, if this move is to take the lead in the negotiation, so as to increase the price..."

Yan Ci raised his head again, with a serious face, and said in a very heavy tone: "On behalf of Mr. Zhang, I can add 100 yuan of soft currency on the basis of 30 billion US dollars to express our sincerity, enthusiasm and friendliness again!"