On this day,

Xu Mang and Xiao Man hugged each other to sleep, yesterday's experience was more painful, it seemed that the female goblin intended to take revenge on Xu Mang, the two tossed until midnight, and finally Xu Mang almost collapsed to death in the quilt, and almost lost his life to Jiuquan.

"Hello?"

"Huh?" Xu Mang received a phone call, and he didn't look carefully at who called, and said in a daze: "Oh... Got it, okay... Well..."

syllable

Hang up directly,

Xu Mang continued to hug Yang Xiaoman, and he would never get up until noon.

Long

Half past ten

Yang Xiaoman slowly opened his eyes, glanced at the time and almost didn't die of depression, old lady... I'm late again, old lady... Back then, I treated time as if it were my life, and as a result... In less than two years, he degenerated into this.

Glancing at Xu Mang, who had a hara, he was as beautiful as a flower and was arched by this pig, it was really... Forget it, for the sake of working so hard every night, I'll forgive you, my mother!

pinched Xu Mang's face, and stared seriously at the face of the big idiot in front of him, so much time has passed... He's still the same person he was, only more dazzling than ever.

"Don't pinch!"

"The beauty of the prosperous world is like this all over the world, and it is a tragedy for all mankind to pinch it out. Xu Mang opened his eyes, looked at Yang Xiaoman in front of him, and said angrily, but when he found that Xiaoman was staring at him in a daze, he was a little confused for a while.

This...

What's going on?

Didn't make a mistake, did you?

"Uh..." Xu Mang thought about it for a long time, and he didn't find what he was wrong with, but he still said sincerely: "I'm sorry... I was wrong. ”

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and said angrily and funny: "Husband... You're so cute, why are you so cute? Wife rewards you with a kiss. ”

Xu Mang: ???

What kind of neuropathy do you have early in the morning?

Crazy, right?

However, Xu Mang still kissed Xiao Man honestly, and he didn't kiss for too long... In just a few minutes, after the hurried end, there were endless whispers, and suddenly the air was filled with the smell of dog food.

At eleven o'clock,

The two of them were willing to get up and wash up briefly, and they didn't want to do any lunch, so they ordered some takeout directly, and the two of them will deal with it, and in the process of eating, Xu Mang found that his mobile phone had a call record, which was called at more than nine o'clock in the morning, and the call time was only ten seconds.

Belch?

Did you pick it up yourself?

Xu Mang recalled the scene at that time, it seemed to be a call from Shan Guoyi, and this number was the landline number of Shan Guoyi's office... Suddenly, Xu Mang remembered the content of this phone call, and it seemed that Shan Guoyi asked the Institute of Materials Technology of the Academy of Sciences to help him prepare high-quality TaSe4 crystals.

Time...

It's quite long, it takes about a week.

"What's wrong?"

"Look at your sad face. Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, "Can't you go to the wedding?"

"It's not..."

"I'm not working on the axion problem recently, the theoretical framework has come out, but a key one-dimensional material is missing, and now this one-dimensional material has also been found, but unfortunately it will take a week. Xu Mang sighed and said silently: "I'm worried about the European Organization for Nuclear Research now... They're working on the same topic as me. ”

"It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided. Yang Xiaoman comforted: "You have done your best, let time prove it." ”

"Hmm. ”

moment

After the two finished lunch, Xu Mang threw the outer box into the bag, and he didn't even need to wash the bowl, I have to say that technology has changed human life, and it has also saved the happy life of some patients with strict wives, at least there is no need to bathe the bowl anymore.

In the afternoon, Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang to the big shopping mall, after all, she was going to be the best man for others, she didn't want Xu Mang to appear in other people's field of vision with a sloppy image, and she had to be corrected to perfection.

There are Xu Mang's suits in the wardrobe, but Yang Xiaoman feels that those suits are outdated, wearing old styles is not his own style, and how much can a suit cost...

soon

Such a set cost a total of nearly seventy or eighty thousand, including a pair of leather shoes.

Xu Mang is also used to this, and may have complained a few words in the past, but as Yang Xiaoman gradually revealed her business acumen, Xu Mang felt that the money should be spent like this, otherwise it would be a waste of the earning power given to her by God.

Afternoon

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to Yang Jian's house, after all, they hadn't gone to eat for a long time, last time Xiaoman said that his mother-in-law missed him very much, and he took advantage of the time to eat now.

When I got home,

There was no one at this time, Yang Xiaoman called his parents and told them that the son-in-law of the two was here tonight and would go home early for dinner.

After making the call, Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, who was paralyzed on the sofa, and said silently: "Stupid... Go grocery shopping, and then cook vegetables. ”

Xu Mang: ???

it!

Ruthless!

Didn't you come here to eat? Why did you become a cook in the blink of an eye?

No way

Xu Mang could only take Yang Xiaoman to a nearby large shopping supermarket, bought a little vegetables and meat or something, and tied an apron when he got home.

Five o'clock in the afternoon,

Yang Jian and his wife arrived one after another, and when Yang's mother saw her son-in-law cooking in the kitchen, and then looked at her daughter who was lying on the sofa and eating nuts and snacks, she suddenly became angry, walked to Xiao Man's side, and asked sternly, "What are you doing?"

"Huh?"

"I... I'm watching TV. Yang Xiaoman squeaked and whimpered.

"Look at Xiao Xu, and then look at you!" Mother Yang glared and said angrily, "Don't you feel ashamed?"

Yang Xiaoman pouted and said silently: "What is there to be ashamed of... My own husband. ”

Suddenly,

Mother Yang had nothing to say, but it should still be emphasized, and then said to Xiao Man: "Pay attention to it in the future, what husband and wife need is equality, at present, I only see your blind request for Xiao Xu, although Xiao Xu has no complaints now, it will be difficult to say after a long time." ”

"Oops..."

"I know. Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "I will handle the relationship between me and Xu Mang in the future." ”

Looking at her daughter's impatient expression, Yang's mother was not worried at all, afraid that her daughter's character would one day drive her son-in-law crazy, causing the two to break up, if this was the case, it would be a pity.

Such an excellent son-in-law... Where to find it!

But...

Mother Yang didn't calculate it after a thousand calculations, Xu Mang turned out to be a perceptual, he needed to tease Xiao Man's nerves from time to time, and constantly test on the edge of death to understand the true meaning of life, to put it simply... likes to perform acts of death on Xiao Man.

The dish was quickly cooked,

The family sat happily together, and then chatted and came to the wedding of Xiaoman's sister the day after tomorrow.

According to the information provided by Yang's mother, Xu Mang only then knew that in fact, Xiaoman's sister has had very good academic performance since she was a child, almost a scholar, and is currently working as a teacher in a university, the so-called star chaser... Actually, I just know two or three.

The other party's male conditions are also good.,It's a high-achieving student who has studied abroad.,It seems that he holds an important position in a national research institution.,In short, the acquaintance of the two was completely an accident.,At that time, Xiaoman's cousin was sent out by the school for an internship.,And then there was a conflict with the teacher who taught her.。

The two of them were making a fuss,

Right now...

It's all really married!

Hearing this, Xu Mang has a good impression of these two, the kind that has a good impression from the bottom of his heart.

"Xiao Xu..."

"I need to trouble you this time. Mother Yang said helplessly: "Actually... The so-called best man diarrhea is a disguise, the real reason is to help your cousin-in-law successfully marry his daughter-in-law, I heard that this time your cousin plans to treat your cousin-in-law fiercely. ”

Yes?

What's the situation?

How can you help yourself?

Xu Mang looked at his mother-in-law with a confused expression, and asked curiously, "Mom... I don't understand, what's going on now?"

"It's just..."

"Your cousin remembered some grievances when the two were not in love, so on the day of the wedding, she invited five or six classmates, who were said to be either working in universities or working as researchers in research institutes, in short... You can withstand the pressure and help your cousin-in-law get through. Mother Yang said: "I heard... Four levels, one level and one puzzle. ”

it!

This marriage makes the feeling of the college entrance examination!

Xu Mang almost figured it out, this is to compare IQ!

But...

Since my cousin-in-law doesn't hold an important position in a research institute, this IQ should not be bad, right? And his best man team should be of the same level, right?

"It's not bad, it's not bad, but... Your cousin is a very ghostly person, and the groom is not allowed to make a move, only the best man is allowed to come. Mother Yang smiled bitterly: "He is surrounded by people who are already married, and he found a group of relatives and friends, and found... There are only three college students. ”

I see

Oh, my God

This marriage is too frustrating, isn't it?

But it's very interesting.,Got married soon after a lively picture.,So the atmosphere is lively.,Everyone's interest is gradually rising.,And my cousin should also be an interesting person.,Just play and make a fuss.,It's time... Naturally will go out.

Xu Mang has also been the best man a few times, and there are all kinds of-for-tat confrontations in front of him, but after all, he has to rush to the scene... When the time comes, it will naturally be over, after all, there is only one day.

"Oh..."

"I see. Xu Mang nodded and said with a smile: "Anyway, my cousin and cousin-in-law know that I will go, right?"

"I don't know. ”

"The day before yesterday, your cousin's mother called me to complain about my grievances, and I thought about it for a while... I'll recommend you. Yang's mother said: "I was in a hurry... I forgot to even say your name. ”

"Oh..."

night

Here it comes.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman had no taboos at all, swaggering and sleeping in a room, at this time Yang Xiaoman shrank in Xu Mang's arms, his face full of happiness.

"Huh?"

"Is there any pressure?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "Don't mess up when the time comes." ”

"What smashing?"

"What an international joke... I, Xu Mang, am the deputy director of the Department of Physics at Fudan University, a professor of theoretical physics, a world-renowned scientist, and an authoritative figure in many fields. Xu Mang said with an arrogant face: "The strongest best man in history, do you understand?"

Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)

Good Se,

I want to beat him to death!

...

Following

Somewhere

Cui Caoyang is worried about tomorrow's events, and there are only three younger brothers who are studying in college around him, but these three people face their wife's high-IQ bridesmaid group, and it seems... It's vulnerable, and I guess I can't even pass the first level.

That's it!

Although when the time comes, it will naturally take the bride away, but... I can't hold it on my face!

"Son!"

"The fourth best man that your mother-in-law found for you is here, you hurry up and pick it up!" A middle-aged woman walked over and said to Cui Caoyang: "It's Xiaoling's cousin's boyfriend, he came over to make a cameo appearance as the best man." ”

"Got it..."Cui Caoyang nodded helplessly: "I'll pick up someone immediately." ”

Xiaoling's cousin's boyfriend seems to be a college student too!

Finished!

My best man group is also miserable!

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