"You kid, you still like young women so much. Approaching the tough guy motorcycle, Duan Lang slapped the gopher on the head. "People have husbands, okay?"

The gopher looked at Duan Lang with an aggrieved expression, and pouted: "Brother, I think I was still an innocent and simple young man who didn't even know how to jerk off, if it weren't for how ecstasy and ecstasy you were to instill in my ears every day, how could my virgin body be lost in a young woman with first-class skills and a hot body? Also specialized in soaking French girls, at that time, in order to pick up girls, you asked the French boys in the group to teach you to learn all the words about pickled girls in French, determined to be familiar with it for half a year, skillful use, who knows, the result is less than a month, you use the jerky French you learned to go to the major bars to hook up with French girls, indulge in flowers, never get tired of it, if it weren't for that, I never saw that you are so talented in language, if it is really sweat is not as good as talent, talent is not as good as hard work......"

"Your uncle......" Duan Lang kicked on the gopher butt and scolded. "Lao Tzu is teaching you, not asking you to teach Lao Tzu. ”

"Brother, I'm just talking about things, and the gentleman doesn't do anything. The gopher said, I'm afraid that in this world, the only person who dares to slap his head and kick his ass is Duan Lang. This long-lost feeling has not been experienced by gophers for a long time.

"It's a matter of fact. Duan Lang said angrily.

"Brother, have you really changed your ways now? If so, I am really full of curiosity about my sister-in-law, you say, what kind of woman can recover your debauched heart? Brother, you must be very affectionate now, right?" the gopher laughed.

"Of course. Hearing the word love, Duan Lang couldn't help but smile bitterly. Thinking of the scissors under Han Jianing's pillow, Duan Lang felt palpitations again.

took out his mobile phone and dialed Han Jianing's phone, preparing to give Han Jianing a preventive shot in advance, but unfortunately, Han Jianing did not turn off the phone in the morning or at night, but it was turned off at this time. It's over, the idea of wanting to hold up the façade in front of his brother seems to be going to be in vain, Duan Lang thought very aggrievedly. Rao was like this, Duan Lang still quickly dialed Zhang Qinqin's phone and asked her to prepare dinner.

"Brother, I have long heard that Rongcheng is a prestigious capital of leftover women, but now that I see it, it really deserves its reputation. The gopher lazily sucked a cigarette, and his eyes swept over the bewitching figures entering the airport.

"Your uncle, the capital of leftover women. Duan Lang kicked on the gopher and said.

"I'll just talk about things. The gopher laughed. "Brother, look at your car, how arrogant, how domineering, how shocking, this is much more shocking to those young women, but much higher than any four-wheeled vehicle running on the road, well, when I am empty, I will also go to the whole car, and when the time comes, the young woman will be even more like a fish in water, and the hand will be caught." ”

"Are you going to get in the car?" "Don't get in the car again, take a taxi yourself. ”

"Up, up, up. The gopher gaze, while sweeping all kinds of beauties, stepped into the car. Duan Lang started the car with a "boom", and the whole motorcycle instantly galloped on the vast road at full speed. In less than an hour, the car had already arrived at the Cottage of the Spring of the Thatched Cottage.

As soon as the two of them entered the house, the figure of a girl pounced towards the gopher, hugging the gopher by the neck, looking very intimate, such an action, it was indeed a startle to the newcomer, thinking, this Rongcheng people are inevitably too hospitable, right? Or is it that he is too handsome? Well, this should not be a sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law cannot be so unstable. "Little sister, you, who are you?"

"Gopher, it's me. Zhao Yulin let go of the gopher's neck, blinked, and said.

"Who are you?" the gopher looked at it carefully, but did not recognize it.

"I, Zhao Yulin, Xiao Lin. Obviously, the gopher didn't recognize Zhao Yulin, which inevitably made Zhao Yulin a little disappointed.

"Xiao, Xiaolin, are you Xiaolin?" the gopher instantly relaxed, his face was full of surprise, and he looked at Zhao Yulin, who was smiling at him, and said. "I haven't seen you for a few years, you have grown so tall, you are really a female college eighteen changes, the snot girl back then, and the fart worm are now slim and moving. ”

"Hmph, who is the snot girl, who is the butt worm?" The gopher's words obviously made Zhao Yulin a little dissatisfied, pouted, and said.

"Who else but you?" the gopher tapped on Zhao Yulin's little head and said happily.

"Brother Duan, you see, he bullied me. Zhao Yulin was very dissatisfied with the performance of the gopher, and immediately ran to Duan Lang's side and pulled Duan Lang's sleeve to complain. "Quick, help me beat him up. ”

Several people were talking, and Duan Lang's gaze inadvertently looked at the door, and he was suddenly startled.

I saw Han Jianing holding a kitchen knife in his right hand, and his pretty face was full of weird, gloomy and weird smiles, looking at Duan Lang.

"Oh my God, do you need such an exaggeration?" Duan Lang patted his head, crying and laughing. "Didn't you just bring a man back and didn't have time to greet you? As for going to the point of using a knife? This is just bringing a man back, not a woman. ”

"Langlang, you're back!" Raising the kitchen knife in his hand, Han Jianing showed a sweet smile and said. Originally, he was very well-behaved, very delicate, and had a very charming smile, but at this moment, in Duan Lang's eyes, his skin was shocked. Nima, what do you Han Jianing want to do? Let's talk, can you put down the knife first?" "This should be your comrade-in-arms, right?"

Waves?

Duan Lang listened to Han Jianing's nickname for himself, and almost fainted. I'm afraid that Han Jianing deliberately called it this in order to earn face for himself in front of his brother.

"Yes, yes. Duan Lang said with palpitations, but his eyes were always on guard against the kitchen knife in Han Jianing's hand, for fear that this woman would not pay attention and the kitchen knife would kill him

A part of the body was cut off. "This is my comrade-in-arms, a gopher, whose big name is Wu Hao, Koutian Wu, Haoran and righteous Hao. After the introduction, he said to the gopher. "Gopher, this is my wife Han Jianing. ”

"Hello sister-in-law. The gopher didn't expect that Han Jianing came out with a kitchen knife, even though he walked out in the rain of bullets, but this sudden kitchen knife was indeed a bit thunderous, and it took half a sound to relieve himself. "Sister-in-law can call me a gopher with Brother Duan, you don't have to be so polite. ”