Seriously, Ning Ya's various hardware conditions are quite good, otherwise the dead ghost father in the early morning would not be so positive.

But this woman is so weird, I've never seen such a lazy woman in my life.

I remember that at the beginning, life was still stressful and better, and I would commute to work every day.

In the early hours of the morning, she was able to make money, and Ning Ya directly quit her job and went home.

"If you can't starve, why work?"

Yes, Ning Ya was so justified at that time.

It's just that there is no way in the early morning, who calls this his justifiable "stepmother".

"Hey, hey, how do you talk, be respectful to your mother. ”

Ning Ya's weak tone was not majestic at all.

"Oh, woman, don't forget that you're only three years older than me. ”

Glutinous pouts in the early morning.

"Boom!" There was a roar, and Ling Chen felt the whole ground shake.

"What's wrong!"

In the early morning, I had a bad premonition and quickly ran out of the door.

"Bump"!

As soon as he went out, a lump of things fell down, and he stepped back in the early morning, and his center of gravity was unstable and he fell to the ground.

A big blade-like thing slammed between Ling Chen's legs.

Early morning: "!!"

Soon the thing was up, and Ling Chen was so frightened that he quickly moved his ass back.

The smoke and dust cleared, and I saw a huge back in a leotard in front of me, and there was a blade-like thing on my head, which was an alien version of the cockscomb head?

"Uh, what's this?"

Wee Morning has not yet woken up from the shock of losing children and grandchildren.

"Whew!"

A loud roar came, and I saw the big leaning monster and a huge two-legged animal in a mess.

……

I don't remember the first time I fell silent.

“…… Lao Lu, what about the modern city that said that the spiritual power is reviving?"

Zhang Gui groaned for a moment and broke the silence.

"Well, after all, it's the mystery side, and it's normal for Bumpman and the little monster to mess around. ”

Lu Dongbin trembled and lit a cigarette, the slap in the face came too quickly, I want to hold on.

"It doesn't feel like it's as simple as messing in. ”

Shen Gongbao spat out a smoke ring and pouted.

"Phew, this bump man looks weird. ”

Athena spat on the skin of the melon seeds.

"You're right. ”

Zhang Gui twitched the corner of his eye.

……

For ordinary people, the most cheating thing about Bumpman is not the tights and ultra-short durability, but the various forced demolitions with the little monsters in every episode, which can be called the strongest demolition team.

Well, that's right, his house was forcibly demolished in the early morning, but fortunately he saw the opportunity quickly and ran away with the lazy "stepmother" early.

"Well, let's stay in a hotel tonight. ”

Ling Chen looked at the villa that had been turned into a ruin, well, there was no salvage value.

"Hey, okay, it's a pity that my one-meter-eight bed is too big. ”

Ning Ya said that her bed was big, soft and comfortable.

"It's good to pick up a little life, what's a pity. ”

The early hours of the morning are really frightening, death is not the most terrible, it is more terrible to die from below.

"Xiao Chenchen, have you ever slept in my bed, it's really big, soft and comfortable, I knew I would let you experience it, it's a pity. ”

Ning Ya remembered her big bed...... Well, what do you regret about it?

“…… Let's go, let's go, let's go to the hotel...... Oh, we're going to choose the one with the lower floor, I don't think this kind of big monster will appear just once, and it's too late to find a high floor. ”

I pondered it in the early morning, I am only a first-class martial artist, and I am stronger than ordinary people, and I should not be injured if I jump directly below the fifth floor, and I can't do it no matter how high it is.

However, things are not as easy as thought, and it is not only Ling Chen who has been demolished.

So a bunch of hotels in the city are full, especially the ones with low floors.

As for the high-rise five-star hotel that was very expensive before, no one lives in it now, the higher the target, the bigger the target, maybe it will be demolished by a big monster one day.

"Boom"!

Sure enough, before the hotel could be found, another big monster appeared, and half of the original awesome three-season hotel was slapped in the face.

Then the big weirdo with eyes like half-salted eggs came out again, and started ping-pong.

Sure enough, it was the strongest demolition brigade in the universe, and the city center was ruined in a short time, and the buildings over ten stories were basically out of sight.

Of course, this sudden battle didn't last long, after all, a certain tight-clad weird was notoriously short-lived.

“…… I feel like this city is super insecure now, let's go to other cities. ”

Ning Ya, who was driving the car in the early morning, said to the co-pilot.

"I'm okay with that, I want to sleep, whatever you want. ”

Ning Ya adjusted the seat and covered her face with her hat.

Curled up and not wearing stockings at this point, well, it's a little tempting.

I sneaked a glance at it in the early morning, and then quickly woke up and drove with the spirit of driving, focusing on driving, safety first, safety first.

Alas, this Ning Ya, can't you lie on your side, why do you have to lie flat.

I pinched my thigh in the early morning, what about driving, what are you thinking?

Keep your eyes straight ahead!

Anyway, it's not very far to the neighboring city, a little more than an hour, and arrived at a resort hotel in the neighboring city in the early morning.

"I'm going to destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

A fat woman in a miniskirt sailor suit holds a vibrator...... Ahem, magic wand?

Well, a group of weirdos are being hung, and the sound and light effect "biubiubiu".

Early morning: "......"

Turning her head to look at Ning Ya, who was sleeping, well, let's drive for another two hours.

……

"Ahem...... That's right...... Is it 'Fat Moon'?"

Zhang Gui was drinking Kuoluo just now and choked.

"I haven't seen it, I just think it's a little dirty. ”

Lu Dongbin is not very familiar with this kind of old animation.

"But it's okay, isn't the setting of this world chaotic into the world of aura recovery?

Athena suddenly felt interesting.

Poor Dao felt that it was more likely to see each other's babies. ”

Shen Gongbao touched his chin.

"At the opening, let's press: what's next?"

Wen Xixi took out a large piece of paper.

"I crush my Saint Seiya!"

Athena was a little excited.

"That poor road pressure each other's babies. ”

Shen Gongbao was not to be outdone.

"Crush the six-star team. ”

Guan Erye also spoke.

"Second Master Guan, are you still looking at this?"

Zhang Gui looked at Guan Erye who was holding his beard in surprise.

"Hee-hee-hee, I'm crushing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"

The girl's classmates also pressed it.

"Oh, maybe it's Sheriff Greycat, I'm pressing this. ”

Lu Dongbin said that he would support domestic products.

"The probability of the card face coming is still very high, but I pressed the 'Hi Second Brother', and it is good to support domestic products. ”

Zhang Gui pondered for a moment.

"Caitou hasn't said it yet?"

Shennong Ye interjected.

"Haha, it's not normal to guess right anyway, please eat if you guess. ”

Wen Xixi laughed.

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