Chapter 801: Entering the Palace?
He condescendingly looked at the radish slices in Qin Yu's chopsticks.
"Radishes are planted to be eaten by people, and they are born and grown, and if they are not eaten, they should always be of some use, otherwise what are they raised?"
Are you embarrassed to raise me with rice and radishes? Do you think you're raising goldfish?
"Xiangye is kind-hearted and spares my life, of course I should repay it, but I don't know what else Xiangye needs me to do besides performing well, or let me not do anything?"
She showed her smart and cunning side, and she was different from Miss Qin San in the intelligence, Lin Heng schemed a thing or two, and said, "Specifically, wait until you learn court etiquette first." ”
Then he threw up his sleeves and wanted to leave.
"Xiangye, please stay. Qin Yu called him gracefully.
Lin Heng said in his heart, this woman is going to show her true face, will she deliberately put forward some conditions?
He turned around and saw Qin Yu get up, bow gracefully, and then say a few words politely.
"Can you add some pig's trotters?"
"Beauty. ”
"A woman's face is a man's decency. ”
"Xiangye doesn't want me to be inferior to those palace concubines. ”
Lin Heng was silent for a long time, didn't answer, and turned to leave.
But not long after, Qin Yu's bowl of small white porridge was not finished, and the kitchen sent hot braised pig's trotters and two plates of braised chicken feet and duck feet.
Qin Yu: "Master Hou is really generous, buy one and get two free." ”
Housekeeper: "What to eat, what to make up, Hou Ye said let Miss Qin, you eat more of these paws, and then your hands and feet will be flexible and easy to do things." ”
The paws of pigs, chickens and ducks are a three-pronged trinity.
What has to be done? Skipping rope or jumping gods?
Looking at the pig's trotters and the chickens and ducks' paws, Qin Yu fell into deep thought.
And most importantly - who to jump to?
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Don't say anything, the grandmother who came to teach etiquette is seven, and the two tables of mahjong can't be together, but it's still possible to summon a dragon.
They probably want to summon the chakra dragon in Qin Yu's body, and they have seven skills: manners, painting, piano skills, flower arrangement, incense, music, and.
"Isn't the part of the rhythm?" Qin Yu asked.
The eyes of the seven grandmothers are very consistent, that one is meaningful.
Okay, you don't have to explain, the old lady understands in seconds.
But this is still a when she enters the palace? Who is she blowing? Could this be what Lin Heng is hinting at her?
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Seven days later, in the early hours of the morning, Qin Yu was woken up by the maid, changed his clothes, and got into the graceful and luxurious carriage, but as soon as he opened the curtain, he saw Lin Xiangye sitting in it.
Xiangye is good-looking, and he is so majestic in an official uniform.
Qin Yu saw it, but he just glanced at it and withdrew his gaze - he had seen too many beautiful men, and he had the ability to resist.
But Lin Heng also had resistance to Qin Yu, because he only glanced at her and withdrew his gaze.
At a glance, it seems that no one has taken a fancy to anyone, and everyone is pure and has few desires and is not fascinated by beauty, which can be regarded as flat.
However, Lin Heng is mean and cold, not only did she not like people, but she also didn't like her clothes.
"It's useless to wear this, you have to take it off when you go in. ”
“....”
Is it true that you really use your beautiful and beautiful newlywed wife to seduce the king and then take the opportunity to rebel?
Qin Yu thought about it, and Lin Heng added.
"In the harem, the sacrificial dress will be presided over by the queen to bathe and change your clothes for you. ”
Qin Yu suddenly, after thinking for a while, asked, "Will the queen be jealous of my beauty and assassinate me?"
It's a brutal and straightforward question.
The corners of Lin Heng's mouth pressed down, as if she was saying something ridiculous.
"The queen is the first beauty in my empire. ”
He was also indifferent when he said this, but Qin Yu had subtle insight and noticed that this Xiangye, who had always been like a woman with a heart for water, treated the queen a little differently.
"It's possible that he has a leg with the queen, this is the rhythm of absolute rebellion in the future. ”
Qin Yu, who opened all kinds of queens and prime ministers in his heart to hook up with a small theater, sat elegantly and straight, and there was no lack of family system.
Lin Heng looked at it and said, "But I don't know that your Qin family, a family of rivers and lakes, still has a pearl like Miss Qin, and it has only been like it for seven days, and those who don't know think that you have already prepared in the Qin family." ”
There is something to be said in this statement.
Qin Yu saw the move, "If you want to say that the talent is good, I will have a better demeanor than painting." ”
"The rest is bad?"
"No, the rest are exceptionally good, especially the. ”
“...”
Lin Heng probably didn't expect that his newlywed wife didn't play cards according to common sense, but it was natural to see her talking nonsense.
There was no sense of disobedience at all.
Did you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger before?
But when it comes to, isn't it that I'm afraid of death, and I gave up that lover and wanted to give it to my arms?
Lin Heng glanced at her coldly.
"Do you want to blow dozens of blows?"
“....”
You're the chief eunuch, perverted like this.
Qin Yu stopped talking, and the carriage was silent all the way, but he heard the sound of the people in the capital getting up in the morning in the wide streets outside, and the sound of many people from the official mansion and the lord's mansion coming out.
But they all gave way to the carriage of the Prime Minister's house.
"Xiangye is so majestic, even with me is stained. ”
Qin Yu's words are not flattering, but there is always something different in Lin Heng's ears, a woman who is not afraid of her either does not have long eyes, or has a lot of eyes, and the purpose overrides fear.
"When you enter the palace, you will know that you are not just touching me. ”
This is like a reminder.
"Blocking the sword or drinking poisonous wine? ”
"Whoever wants to kill me will not look down on your life. ”
"That's to use my bad reputation?"
"Even if you become a Buddha, my reputation will not be much better. ”
Qin Yu didn't ask, he was a little tired, wait for him to confess.
The woman looked at him with burning eyes, her face was burning like a peach blossom, Lin Heng was originally a little scattered, and she was a little more condensed when she saw this.
"Someone will frame me for colluding with the palace concubine. ”
Sure enough, it's still a routine.
Qin Yu smiled: "Do I want to prove your innocence, Xiangye, or do you want to prove that the palace concubine is ugly and not as good as me, Xiangye, you don't look down on it." ”
"No, all you have to do is..."
"Kill her!"
Assassinating a palace concubine at such a big ceremony?
When she's a disposable glove, she'll get rid of it when she's done with it.
"Why, don't want to?" Lin Heng smiled, raised his hand to caress her supple green silk, and brought her head to his side, whispering in her ear.
"Otherwise, you can tell me where you are hiding the pomegranate, a female maid who helped you on the way to the capital and has strong martial arts. ”
Qin Yu sighed in his heart, and his face was surprised, "She, isn't she dead?"
"The disfigured human skin mask is torn off and it's another person, you love meat so much lately, do you eat human skin masks, or do you like to eat half-cooked meat?"
What kind of meat is half-cooked?
Qin Yu was taken in his arms, this nephrite was warm and fragrant, and one of her hands was still against his leg.
Strands of hair fell to the side of her face, slightly concealing her eyes.
But she quickly looked up.
"Xiangye's life is precious, and he doesn't know martial arts, but he lets me, a little woman, get close to you, I must know that I have no power to bind the chicken, and I don't have any hole cards, and the pomegranate has nothing to do with me. Do you know that you are bullying me by deliberately forcing me like this?"
Lin Heng smiled faintly, her fingers were slender, curling a strand of her hair, carelessly.
"Yes, I'm just forcing you and bullying you, what can you do?"
It really can't be that good.
Qin Yu's eyes flashed slightly, and he proposed: "Either I will bear the charge for you, Xiangye, and say that it is actually me who colluded with the palace concubine." ”
Lin Heng: "...."
Qin Yu: "It's not feasible? That's right, this is not very reliable, then when the palace concubine is lonely in the harem, she happens to fall in love with your wife, that is, I am beautiful and moving, so I have a bad heart and want the overlord to bow hard, but fortunately, you were found out by Xiangye and prevented a tragedy." ”
I think you're a tragedy.
Lin Heng had already seen the palace gate and turned his head to look at Qin Yu.
"You can change the content, for example, by the time I pass, you have become a disheveled corpse disfigured by thirty-six cuts. ”
Qin Yu: "..."
Xiangye is a good means!
"You don't have to talk nonsense to me, if you don't dare to kill, then help me steal something. ”
"Go to the Queen's Bed and steal something. ”
"Don't worry, I'll arrange for someone to lead the guards inside, you just need to find something and bring it out. ”
This particular line is the same, and it seems a little familiar.
Qin Yu looked at Lin Heng who was calmly placed, and there was a thought in his mind: If this guy is Hai Dafu who has not been castrated, then she is Wei Xiaobao who has been castrated.
"I'm missing seven wives!"
- The seven grandmothers?
“....”
Disappear! Immediately!