Chapter 1009: I'm so happy to be abused

She's a staunch atheist, but in the middle of the night, somehow a figure jumped off the sofa, and it's really terrifying!

Nested into Lu Tingchen's warm embrace, Ye Wei settled down a little in his heart, turned on the light, and it turned out that it was Gu Yan who was lying on the sofa in the living room.

Gu Yan was still wearing the clothes he wore a few days ago, his beard was unkempt, and his hair seemed to have not been washed for a few days.

As soon as he saw Lu Tingchen, Gu Yan began to scream, "Lu Jiu, I'm out of love, you don't comfort me, are you my brother or not!"

Originally, Ye Wei was quite worried that after experiencing Tang Sheng's betrayal, Gu Yan would be slumped or something, but seeing his sloppy appearance, her heart suddenly returned to its original place.

In the past few days since Gu Yan disappeared, he may have been depressed and gave up on himself, but now, he is back, and he can still stick to Lu Tingchen like a scoundrel, which proves that the scars left on him by that relationship are slowly beginning to heal.

In the future, it will really get better and better.

"You have bad eyes, you deserve to fall out of love. Lu Tingchen looked at Gu Yan, who was a little stinky, with disgust, and said without being salty or light.

Originally, Gu Yan was already sad enough, but now he was physically attacked by Lu Tingchen, and his young heart was seriously hurt by millions of points.

He turned his face and looked at Ye Wei pitifully, "Sister-in-law, Lu Jiu is so cruel!

Ye Weizhen didn't comfort the experience of the lovelorn young man, she considered it and spoke, "Gu Yan, in the future, you will meet your true daughter!"

"Where are you, my dear Goddess, come out and soothe my young heart!

Ye Wei, "......"

Well, Gu Yan shouldn't be comforted, a typical masochistic physique, he should be abused by Lu Shao every day!

Ye Xiaobao and Ye Xiaobei, who had just slept in the car, really couldn't stand Gu Yan's ghost crying wolf, Ye Xiaobao's iceberg-like little face had the same disgust as Lu Tingchen, "Uncle Gu, you are so noisy! You are so noisy, your true destiny is scared away by you!"

"Yes, Uncle Gu, you are so noisy, which woman dares to give you your real name Heavenly Maiden! You will fight a bachelor for the rest of your life!" Ye Xiaobei also said truthfully.

Gu Yan came to Repulse Bay tonight to ask for comfort, not to find abuse, but these two or three people came to attack his young heart, and he was really sad.

However, sorrow is sorrow, and the bitterness and despair of loving with all one's heart but being let down have unconsciously diminished a lot.

Gu Yan didn't have a special hobby of being abused, and if others abused him like this, he would definitely have to abuse him back.

Seeing Ye Xiaobao and Ye Xiaobei hugging a small tablet and watching "Journey to the West" with relish, Gu Yan's eyes lit up, and he instantly thought of a good way to win back a city.

"Watch "Journey to the West"!" Gu Yan raised his chin arrogantly, and his face was full of disgust.

Ye Xiaobei smiled sweetly, "Yes! "Journey to the West" is so good! Uncle Gu, have you watched "Journey to the West"?"

Being asked by Ye Xiaobei like this, Gu Yan was even more embarrassed, and his pigtails were almost raised to the sky.

"It's not just that I've watched it, since I was a child, I've watched "Journey to the West" countless times, and I memorize every plot backwards!"

The more Gu Yan spoke, the more proud he became, "Can you do it?" Didn't I say you, it is estimated that you even learned the scriptures from Tang Seng Xitian and killed a few monsters, and you can't count them, right?"

"Uncle Gu, you are so amazing!" Ye Xiaobei raised his fleshy little hands and applauded, as if he really admired Gu Yan.

Gu Yan's vanity was greatly satisfied, "It's okay, it's generally a little powerful." ”

"Uncle Gu, have you really memorized everything in "Journey to the West" backwards?" Ye Xiaobei asked with an expectant look in the blink of his innocent eyes.

Gu Yan, who was full of vanity, patted his chest and replied, "Of course! If you don't understand anything, just ask me! I can't answer, I'm a puppy!"

"Uncle Gu, you are so knowledgeable!I adore you so much!" Ye Xiaobei's eyes were full of admiration, "Uncle Gu, can you recite the mantra recited by Tang Seng to me?" ”

Gu Yan, "......"

He won't be able to recite the mantra well!

Seeing Gu Yan's deflated appearance, Rao was as indifferent as Lu Tingchen, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but bend, Ye Wei laughed low, and burst out laughing directly.

Hearing Ye Wei's laughter, Gu Yan also realized that he had been tricked by Ye Xiaobei, a little kid, and instantly became angry, he pretended to be vicious and threatened the two little ones, "I tell you, don't go too far! People are forced to be in a hurry, they can really do anything!"

Ye Xiaobao silently turned off the video of "Journey to the West", and the screen of the tablet was instantly replaced by a math problem that had killed countless people.

"Uncle Gu, since you can do anything, you can make this math problem first. ”

What is the Nth power, what function, what equation......

Gu Yan is very smart, but he hates math the most, and he really can't do such a difficult math problem!

"Ye Xiaobao!"

Gu Yan gritted his teeth, "Don't go too far! I'll tell you, you bully me so much, if you jump into the pit, I will definitely not save you! I will stand outside the pit and watch you and sing "You Deserve"!"

Ye Xiaobao's face was calm, as if the person who made Gu Yan so angry was not him at all.

"Uncle Gu, if you jump into the pit, you can float yourself without me saving you. ”

Nani?!

Gu Yan's eyes suddenly lit up, and his puffed handsome face softened a lot.

Did this little kid reflect on his own mistakes, stop hitting him, and praise him instead?

Gu Yanle raised his eyebrows happily, "Yes, I'm very powerful, right? You are sensible! By the way, how do you think I floated?"

Ye Xiaobao replied truthfully, "You pierce a hole in your head with a needle, and the water flows out, and you will naturally float." ”

Originally, Gu Yan felt that Ye Xiaobao was praising him, but after hearing his words, he inexplicably felt that this didn't sound like a compliment?

"Ye Xiaobao, what do you mean by this?How can there be so much water in your head?!"

Ye Xiaobei really couldn't stand Gu Yan's IQ, and without waiting for Ye Xiaobao to speak, she replied for her brother, "Uncle Gu, you don't have so much water in your head, why do you want to jump into the pit!"

Gu Yan, "......"

Why did he think he had been hurt by these two little kids again?

Moreover, he is even more sure that he naturally likes to be abused, and he has obviously been hurt, why is he still in such a good mood now?!

Even the only remaining depression with the deceived feelings was hurt and vanished.

Unwilling to lose at the hands of the two little children, Gu Yan roared, "Lu Jiu, how do you educate your children?! Do you understand how to respect the old and love the young?!Why do you educate the children who don't know how to respect the old and love the young at all?!"