Chapter 148: Is This Man Crazy?
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Diarrhea is actually a very bad thing.
Chu Qing remembered the diarrhea he had when he was in Bay Island.
Dreams are very beautiful, travel is longing, but God seems to deliberately want to go against himself, as long as he feels good, he thinks he wants to do something, there will be all kinds of moths.
After pulling from the bathroom for half an hour, Chu Qing began to have some doubts about his life, and he finally came out.
Washed his hands next to the faucet, looked in the mirror, and after seeing the bitterness in his mirror, Chu Qing felt deep sympathy for himself.
Could it be that I have prize syndrome? As soon as I receive a prize, I will definitely have a moth? If it is not prize syndrome, then I have travel syndrome? As long as I think about traveling, I will have diarrhea?
A person is unlucky, even if he drinks cold water, he has to stuff his teeth, and he has diarrhea, and he rushed into the toilet when he was paralyzed and careless, and he forgot to look at the sign on the toilet and broke into the women's toilet......
No wonder I didn't see the urinal just now and vaguely felt strange, it turned out to be ......
After washing his hands, Chu Qing was about to walk out of the toilet, and he saw a girl with glasses still holding a mop with a cold face staring at him viciously, as if she was about to tear herself apart.
Chu Qing felt that this girl was a little familiar, but she couldn't remember it for a while.
"Chu Qing, you are amazing, now you dare to break into the women's toilet, you are simply cowardly! I really don't feel worth it for Ying'er......" The girl's appearance of grabbing the mop made Chu Qing a little afraid to take a step forward, and even a little weak-hearted.
Chu Qing finally remembered who this girl was, this girl was Qin Ting who had pulled herself into the police station before.
Yes, that's right, it's the reporter who ran a black Internet café to surf the Internet and was caught in the police station by live broadcast, and was unlucky for almost a night, and has been following the scene all night.
"Misunderstanding, I was too anxious at the time, misunderstanding, really misunderstanding! I really didn't see ......it clearly" Chu Qing was distressed, after all, he just rushed into the toilet and opened one of the toilet doors just to see Xiao Qin's reporter just put on his pants, of course, Xiao Qin's pink rabbit was absolutely not seen by himself......
Nima, in such a high-end place, how can the toilet door be broken, isn't this a pit?
The scene was very awkward and crazy at one point.
"What are you talking about?" Qin Ting's vicious eyes glared at Chu Qing even more, and her pretty face involuntarily turned red, at this moment she really had the heart to bite Chu Qing to death.
"I didn't ...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I can assure you that I didn't see clearly...... At that time, I had diarrhea, I was in too much of a hurry. Chu Qing looked at Qin Ting grabbing the mop and rushing up to beat him up, and suddenly took a few steps back.
"You, you still say!" Qin Ting was so angry that her delicate body trembled, but now she had no choice.
Expose Chu Qing?
Wouldn't it be unlucky to expose herself, the most important thing for a girl's family is reputation, although she is a reporter, she still attaches great importance to this thing, and looking at Chu Qing's expression, she also knows that this can only be said that Chu Qing is too reckless, and she just happens to be unlucky.
However, Chu Qing was so cheap, she felt that she couldn't swallow this breath, since she was a child, when had she ever been so unlucky?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry......" Chu Qing's brain was as confused as paste at the moment,
After all, he made such a fuss, and he didn't know how to explain it, and if he was Qin Ting, he would definitely be sad and angry, so what else could he say? He could only apologize and say sorry one by one.
"I'm sorry it's useful, what else do you want the security officers to do!" This sentence almost came out of Qin Ting's mouth viciously.
"Then ......" Chu Qing wanted to say compensation or something, but when he looked at the girl's dress, he felt that she didn't lack anything, what was the compensation?
"Today's matter, do you know that I am rotten in my stomach! Don't even think about it!" Qin Ting glared at Chu Qing and warned.
"Okay, I promise I don't want to, I promise to forget it later!" Even if Chu Qing's EQ was low, it was so low that he was mad, but when he heard this, he knew in his heart that Qin Ting had already forgiven himself.
Although, when Qin Ting said this, she gritted her teeth, and her expression almost identified herself as the most hated enemy.
But what can I do? I'm desperate!
Why am I so unlucky.
In the future, even if your stomach is uncomfortable when you go to the toilet, you have to look up at the sign on it and be sure to confirm whether it is a men's toilet!
Chu Qing deeply examined himself in his heart.
Of course, if he could cry, Chu Qing would cry into a vast ocean.
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Aoko.
Qingzi bar is very popular, and it has rushed to the top few of the search post bar.
Moreover, Qingzi doesn't know when such a sentence came out.
"As soon as you enter the green bar, it is as deep as the sea, and from then on, you will become a passerby. ”
The fire of Qingzi Bar made some irrigation netizens who don't pay attention to the entertainment industry enter the post bar with curiosity to see what is attractive or charming about the post bar.
Wang Jiantong is such a water friend.
In the morning, idle and bored, he logged on to Baidu Tieba and saw that a green child appeared on the homepage without knowing when.
"Qingzi, right?What is this?Why is this so popular?Is it H sticking?" Thinking of this, Wang Jiantong suddenly felt a little enthusiastic, after all, some stickers must have some greasy ones when they are popular for no reason.
Hey?
When he clicked on the post bar, he subconsciously clicked on a post.
"Haha, I finally got Qingzi's exclusive autograph, Qingti! Haha, lucky!"
"Envy the landlord, envy. ”
"Envy!"
Green body?
What is this?
Wang Jiantong looked at the signature posted by a fan, and suddenly felt that this signature was also ugly, like the words he wrote in elementary school.
What is this also a signature?
Then Wang Jiantong withdrew and clicked on the second post.
"Hey, I met Qingzi in Hangzhou, and I went up to ask for an autograph with excitement, but Qingzi just didn't give an autograph, said nothing, the old lady was dumbfounded, Qingzi still didn't give it, which bastard in the green bar said that Qingzi's signature is easy to get? Get out, I won't beat you!"
"Bless the landlord. ”
"Poor landlord. ”
"+1 for Sympathy"
Wang Jiantong clicked on it and saw that there was a photo of Chu Qing in that post.
A very ordinary star, although his temperament looks comfortable, he is really not handsome, very ordinary, what's wrong?
Then, Wang Jiantong clicked on the third post.
"Qingzi is hitting reporters again!"
Huh? That's interesting.
Wang Jiantong's eyes lit up.
"More than a dozen entertainment companies surrounded Qingzi, begging to sign Qingzi, but Qingzi refused one by one!"
After reading Chu Qing's reporter, Wang Jiantong turned to this post again.
"Qingzi won the Top Ten Outstanding Youth Award of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province!"
"Explosive performances, but why is Shan a banned film? Aoko's acting skills are too hard, right?"
"Aoko's acceptance speech......"
"Aoko fell asleep at the Golden Melody Awards?"
"Qingzi is in the headlines, and brainwashing?"
Wang Jiantong found that he seemed to have entered some amazing world, and he felt that his whole body was inexplicably brainwashed by Qingzi, and then his body clicked on Qingba's attention uncontrollably, and then watched Qingzi's debut TV series "The Princess of the World" like those fans of Qingba, and began to complain about this bad movie......
Then, after seeing the green signature, I felt more and more that this signature had art.
With an autograph, you are eligible to become an official fan of the Green Gang!
Green Gang?
That's right, the title of the Aoko fan base.
After a few days......
"Jiantong went out to fight a few LOL?"
"Fart, quit. ”
"Aren't you obsessed with this game?"
"Why are you talking so much nonsense! Qingzi is coming back from Hangzhou soon, I have to pay attention to the latest news, I can't get Qingzi's latest Qingti signature or something, by the way, the third child, you can help me buy a ticket to Hangzhou......" Wang Jiantong stared at the computer and looked at the signature on the computer, and the whole person grinned.
I don't know why, he always feels that the more he looks at this signature, the more beautiful it becomes, and the more he looks at it, the more perfect it becomes?
Primary school student?
Fart, how can this be the signature of an elementary school student, this is obviously Qingzi's original artistic signature, okay!
Well, Wang Jiantong didn't even know why, he was brainwashed by this group of pit goods in the special green bar.
“……”
The roommates looked at each other.
Is this man crazy?