When the professor heard Xu Mang's words, he looked at him with a confused expression, what is it called whether there is a heart disease?

What do you mean?

What exactly is Xu Mang going to do?

"Xu Mang?"

"You... What do you want to do?" the professor asked curiously, "I don't have any diseases, the school will arrange a physical examination once a year, and my body is quite healthy, but because I have been sitting in the office for a long time, I have some problems with the disc in my waist." ”

"Oh..."

"That means there's no problem?" Xu Mang nodded and said with a smile: "Professor... I found that the members of your research group lack the spirit of bold innovation, and if I'm not mistaken, the so-called black hole collision is to simulate gravitational waves, right?"

"Isn't it right to get the possibility from the data first?" said Xu Mang.

“...”

"Yes!" the professor nodded, "Exactly as you said." ”

"Here's the problem, since we are simulating gravitational waves, we don't have the concept of gravitational waves. Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Professor... Today, I, Xu, will show my real skills!"

The professor was still in a state of confusion at this time, and he couldn't figure out the current situation at all, what did Xu Mang plan to do?

"Xu Mang?"

"Be kind. The professor said solemnly: "I just discovered your essence, in fact, you are a person... The quality needs to be improved. ”

I...

This...

Such a powerful professor actually saw through his own inner self at a glance.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "Professor... You are allowed to have a little opinion on me, but I assure you that my reputation as a person is still very good, and you will slowly dig some advantages from me, and if you can't find it, you will find out the reason from yourself. ”

The professor looked at Xu Mang, this is the most talented new generation in the field of physics?

He... He's a little shameless,

There are also problems with morality.

At this point,

Xu Mang walked up to a computer and prepared to start simulating a black hole collision.

First of all, we need to solve the problem of time and space.

Xu Mang thought about it for a while and decided to bring in the general theory of relativity, in the framework of the general theory of relativity, to simulate the collision of black holes, although the process will be very cumbersome, but it is the most correct.

afterwards

It is an idea of gravitational waves.

What exactly do gravitational waves look like?

I don't know why,

At this time, Xu Mang thought of the picture of himself being beaten by Xiao Man, especially the various situations after he opened up with her, and then gave her a miserable pit, the feeling of punching to the flesh.

Alas?

Yes!

Xiao Man's fist hit his own flesh, and the wave effect was similar to that of gravitational waves?

After having the initial concept of gravitational waves, Xu Mang thought about its second property, the speed of its gravitational waves in space-time, and the velocity... Xu Mang's idea is very simple, directly defining it as electromagnetic waves.

Let's talk about the speed of light...

It's capricious!

According to Xu Mang's own fantasy, gravitational waves are fluctuations in space-time itself, which have the speed of light.

"Come on, come on!"

"All around me. Xu Mang shouted: "Teacher Xu's second lecture has begun, to show you what a real astrophysical model is!"

Words fall,

A group of students gathered around Xu Mang, some of them had an attitude of learning, and some of them just watched the excitement.

Xu Mang counted it, and basically all of them were there.

"Professor?"

"Aren't you coming?" Xu Mang saw the professor standing in the distance, and asked with a cute face: "You can also come and have a look, without you by my side, I have no motivation at all." ”

"Come on, come on!"

"Get out of the way for the professor!" Xu Mang commanded the students.

“...”

The professor was very helpless, and according to Xu Mang's request, he came to his side.

"You're all there, right?"

Xu Mang looked around, and his originally cute expression became a little serious.

"First of all!"

"Each and every one of you made a pilot model that was wrong from the beginning. Xu Mang said: "Since it is a predicted physical property in the theory of relativity, how can the concept of absolute space-time be adopted?"

"Didn't you notice this problem when you built the model?" said Xu Mang with a hint of anger.

“...”

"Great God Xu... We also found this issue. One student said helplessly: "That's how the software is set up, and we can't do anything about it." ”

"What is software setting?" Xu Mang's anger rushed to the top of his head, he was originally an elegant and easy-going person, because of this student's words, Xu Mang was a little angry, this person did not have a rigorous attitude towards science at all.

“...”

“...”

“...”

Everyone didn't speak, and the student who was sprayed, who happened to be a prick, said unhappily: "Xu Dashen... There's really nothing we can do about the software problem, and I'm afraid you can't either, right?"

Words fall,

Xu Mang's expression gradually became a little indifferent.

"No way?"

"Hehe..." Xu Mang smiled, glanced at the stubborn student, and said, "Don't say no in front of me in the future..."

forthwith

Xu Mang began to make 'technical' modifications to the software.

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

This...

What is this doing?

Crackling, what the hell are you doing?

"Professor?"

"It's... What is Xu Mang, Xu Dashen doing?" asked one of the students curiously.

"I don't know. ”

"Anyway, he has his point. The professor watched expressionlessly as Xu Mang tapped on the keyboard.

Then

A student familiar with the code noticed a clue that Xu Mang seemed to be rewriting the software, patching it to be precise.

it!

Is this guy a software engineer or a scientist?

Hybrids?

"I'm telling you... Xu Dashen is amazing!" The student, who was familiar with the code, said to the classmates around him: "His programming skills... You can't get down without fifteen years, don't believe it, I have an uncle who has been in the IT industry for fifteen years, and his hair is gone, but this technology... It's exactly the same as Xu Dashen. ”

"Huh?"

"That's... Why is Xu Dashen's hair still so much?" The classmate asked with a confused face: "Logically speaking, Xu Dashen should have no hair." ”

"I don't know!"

"Probably... This is the great god. The student familiar with the code sighed: "You can't judge them with human subjective consciousness." ”

soon

Xu Mang pressed the enter key and looked back at the people present with a smile.

"Huh?"

"What about the student who complained about the software problem?" Xu Mang glanced at the student who shrank at the back, and said with a smile: "Don't hide from you, let's try the software I just patched, adding the physical parameters of relative time and space." ”

Words fall,

What Xu Mang got was silence.

"What's wrong?"

"Is there any problem?" Xu Mang asked curiously, "Forget it... I'll talk about the second mistake you made. ”

"I guess..."

"The reason why the black hole collision test is used to simulate the appearance of gravitational waves should be based on... Any two celestial bodies that rotate with each other through gravity will radiate gravitational waves, right?" Xu Mang smiled: "Next, I will correct your wrong view. ”

"First of all, it's not a collision, it's a merger!" Xu Mang said seriously: "The words are not standardized, and they must be criticized!"

"Second..."

"There is a problem with the parameters of the black hole, you are not bold enough, you all use stellar black hole merger, why don't you choose a supermassive black hole?" Xu Mang asked: "Anyway, it's all simulation, according to the most perfect, there is no problem, right?"

"Alright..."

"It's time to open your eyes to what model testing is!"

As soon as the voice fell,

Xu Mang began to simulate the merger experiment of two black holes.

Under Xu Man's modification, the space-time simulated by the computer appeared in a grid, and the black hole was trapped in it, because the mass of the black hole distorted its space-time, and the surrounding space-time grid was concave at the same time.

Of course

Xu Mang's change is not the same, he also adds a very important parameter, the gravitational field and the equivalence of the non-inertial frame of reference, that is, the equivalence principle.

Later, the two black holes merged, and when their distances approached the Schwarzschild scale, the space-time grid produced violent fluctuations, which is the gravitational wave model that Xu Mang simulated by his imagination.

One model based on relative space-time, the other based on fantasy model experimentation.

“...”

“...”

“...”

It's so easy!

Why did any question become so simple in Xu Mang's hands?

How did he do it?

First, I patched the software by hand, and then relied on my own assumptions and guesses to simulate the appearance of gravitational waves.

This...

Does this fall under the category of normal humans?

Autistic,

Almost all of them are in a state of bewilderment, they are completely desperate by the amazing strength shown by Xu Mang, do they have to be like Xu Mang, in order to go far on the road of scientific research?

However, it is almost impossible to reach this height.

Or...

Quit, go home early.

"Professor... I want to quit this research group and I think... I'm not suitable. ”

"Professor, I want to quit too, it's too stressful... Not only do you have to understand all kinds of astrophysical parameters, but you also have to patch the software, sorry... There is no such strength. ”

"Professor, I'll quit!"

"Me too!"

"Count me in. ”

soon

A wave of withdrawal frenzy surged, and they compared with Xu Mang, and found that they were completely unsuitable for research.

I worked hard for nearly a week, and then Xu Mang arrived, and it took me two hours to make this model, and by the way, patch the software, excuse me... What kind of face do you have to continue to do research?

Faced with the members of his own group, one by one about to quit, the professor almost collapsed.

No wonder there is no heart disease,

Boy

There is no heart disease and there is a heart disease, and Xu Mang is too good at hitting people.

But I have to sigh that compared with Xu Mang, these students are not at the same level at all, and the gap has reached an astonishing level.

The professor glanced at Xu Mang, who was full of innocent faces, but now he didn't have time to deal with Xu Mang, and the most important task at present was to give the group members a good psychological counseling session, so that these people could get rid of the persuasion advice from Xu Mang.

"Xu Mang!"

"You first... You stay on your own for a while. The professor said to Xu Mang, and then gave his group members a lesson in chicken soup about people and dreams.

An hour later,

These students gave up the idea of quitting the group and got to work in earnest, but their emotions were not so high... A bit of a loss.

“...”

"Xu Mang?" the professor said to Xu Mang with a dark face, "You come out for a while?"

"Oh..."

soon

The two stood at the door of the lab.

The professor said, "Xu Mang... You kid really hurt people, and almost wiped out my research team. ”

Xu Mang shrank his head: "Didn't I notify me in advance... Ask if you have a heart condition, and I follow your instructions exactly and give guidance to the students, which is not... The effect is okay. ”

The professor is dumb and eats coptis, and he can't say what he is suffering about.

That's right

It was he who brought Xu Mang to the laboratory, and he also asked him to guide his students.

Can...

I never thought that such a guide would almost scrap the laboratory.

Look

This dejected appearance, how can there be any fighting spirit at all.

Just when the professor was helpless, Xu Mang asked cautiously: "Professor, I just made a self-made patch on the software, and this patch is charged." ”

"You..."

"This..."

"Xu Mang, please be a person!"

......