Chapter 1089: The Son Is a Scumbag with Basis (Asking for Votes~)
After a day of hard work,
Xu Mang has basically figured out all the content, and the rest of the knowledge time is a problem, but in this day's time, there are joys and sorrows... The studious performance of her daughter Xu Man made Xu Mang feel what it means to be a tiger father without a dog, not to mention whether she can surpass her father's height in the future.
at least
It won't be too bad either... The last and most also the Nobel Prize.
However, his son Xu Yang made Xu Mang feel what is called despair, either dozing off in the stroller, or crying and shouting for milk, and then disturbing his sister's study.
"I'm back!"
Xiao Man returned home, paralyzed on the sofa with a tired spirit, and then... Xu Mang hurriedly went downstairs with his sister and brother in his arms, and saw Xiao Man sitting on the sofa with his eyes dilated, and didn't ask: What's wrong with you?
"Nope..."
Xiao Man shook his head, took the child from Xu Mang's hand, and said with a wry smile: "Do you know what the company calls me? Queen of Horrors, just because I cut my hair short, I was scared to see me... I don't understand, mother, is it so scary to cut your hair?"
"Hey, hey!"
"It's okay... I feel good. Xu Mang thinks that Xiao Man with short hair is very heroic, it may be his own problem, he likes the feeling that he looks cute, but is actually a strong woman, Xiao Man just gives people this feeling.
"That's right, you're a big-headed ghost!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "I just listened to your nonsense, I went to cut my hair, and now it's okay... I regret it. ”
"Cut!"
"Say it as if you don't regret it if you don't cut it down. Xu Mang glanced at the quiet and peaceful sister and brother in his mother's arms, and said: "Today I took two little guys to study physics, and there were joys and sorrows in my heart, and I found that... Our son is in ruins. ”
"Huh?"
"What's the waste?" Xiao Man asked with a confused expression.
"When I was talking about the relationship between light and special relativity, this little bastard fell asleep for five minutes. Xu Mang said helplessly: "I suddenly feel... Life is so gloomy, and I had already planned to let my son inherit the great cause of our family, but as a result..."
At this point,
Xu Mang looked at Xu Man, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Our family still has to rely on women in the end, Xu Man performed very well today, he didn't cry or make trouble during the whole process, he sat quietly in the stroller, and listened to his father explain the content of physics, which was really great." ”
“...”
Xiao Man glanced at Xu Yang, and Xu Mang's shadow was revealed between his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Maybe this is his own... I remember meeting you at that time, going to bed in the first class in the morning, sleeping until lunch, then sleeping in the first class in the afternoon, and sleeping until the end of school. ”
"I'll see!"
"It's probably our family's genetics. Yang Xiaoman said: "Don't you suffer from any symptoms? Sleeping in class syndrome, writing hand pain syndrome, it is estimated that Xu Yang will suffer from these symptoms in the future. ”
it!
Why is this still worth it?
Xu Mang was momentarily stunned, it seems that none of the men in the Xu family do not suffer from these learning difficulty syndromes, it's over... In the future, his eldest grandson will also be a scumbag, his great-grandson will also be a scumbag of the university, and his great-great-great-grandson will also be a scumbag of the university.
"Wife?"
"Is there such a possibility?" Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man, who was teasing the child, and asked cautiously: "You are unfair to be a mother, you distribute all the good genes to your daughter, and all the bad ones to your son." ”
Hear this,
Yang Xiaoman was very unconvinced, and said seriously: "Fart... It's your own problem, the principle of the birth of life, you and I understand what is going on, the child's genetic problem is entirely because of you, I ask you... Are you bastard smoking cigarettes when you're trying to get pregnant?"
“...”
"Nope!"
Xu Mang said with a resolute face: "You can't slander me!"
"Is there or not?" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "Tell me honestly, otherwise I will sleep on the sofa at night." ”
"Uh..."
"Smoke one by chance. Xu Mang shrank his head and said shyly: "Very occasionally, for example, I encountered a big problem, but I couldn't solve it for a while, so I lit a lonely cigarette to trigger inspiration." ”
Hear this,
Xiao Man was almost by Xu Mang, she didn't understand... What's there to smoke about this?
When I was in high school, I was a smoker, but now this habit still can't be broken, it's already quite hard, carrying so much pressure, and using cigarettes to destroy health.
"Xu Yang..."
"Mom has done her best, but who makes Dad's big fool not relent. Xiao Man rubbed Xu Yang's little head and said heartache: "Don't worry... Even if you are a college scumbag, your mother will train you to be a college bully, and your father is already stupider than you, and he is not a big scientist yet. ”
This,
Xiao Man is very confident, what Xu Mang looked like before, what Xu Mang looks like now, this is all his own credit, if there is no himself... Can he have this achievement now?
night
Come quietly,
Xiao Man just put the child to sleep, and then went to his bedroom, and saw Xu Mang sitting at the head of the bed holding a tablet, slowly walked to his side, and asked, "It's quite chaotic outside now... The problem between you and the German Confederation has been stirred up to the sky. ”
"Oh..."
"Domestic or foreign?" asked Xu Mang.
"Both. ”
"However, most of them in China, especially some people, think that it used to be more reasonable. Xiao Man said: "Husband... The Max Planck Society, the Helmholtz National Research Centre Federation, the Fraunhofer Association for the Promotion of Applied Research and the Leibniz Scientific Union have joined forces. ”
"It is one of the world's top independent research institutes, a research force in the most important and cutting-edge fields of research in the German Federation, and a major undertaker of strategic and key basic research projects. Xiao Man asked worriedly, "Are you making too much trouble?"
"Cut!"
"What's going on?"
"The Xu Yang Institute is not funny either. Xu Mang said angrily: "But... Never mind. ”
There are some people in China who make Xu Mang very, very angry, so angry that sometimes he wants to give up his career directly, but doing so makes his efforts go to waste, and there is no way... Bear with it, and then slap them in the face.
however
slapped in the face again and again, in exchange for not admitting mistakes, but a more serious hatred.
"Stupid?"
"What are you going to do?" asked Yang Xiaoman.
"Uh..."
"Defeat them, we have a lot of unfair treaties now. Xu Mang said seriously: "It should be abolished, although the spirit of the contract is very important, but this premise is established on the condition of equality between the two parties, and now we hate inequality." ”
Xiao Man nodded: "They just said that you don't have the spirit of the contract, how can you change the treaty halfway." ”
"That can't be helped!"
"Otherwise, will you continue to suffer?" Xu Mang smiled: "Don't worry... I'll take care of it. ”
"Hmm..."
As soon as the voice fell,
Xiao Man got into Xu Mang's arms, his head pressed tightly to his chest, and said glutinously: "Husband... Is your waist still sore?"
Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)
Finished!
It's another tough battle tonight!
...
Following
Xu Mang went to the building of the Department of Physics of Fuda University, called the two materials to the team leader respectively, and then swaggered away... For a while, the two glanced at each other, the confusion in each other's eyes, and they showed incomprehensible expressions.
"Academician Xu, this is... "Isn't he aware of the current trend of international public opinion? ”
"I don't know. ”
"But I've heard that Academician Xu has always been like this, often missing... It popped up again at a critical moment. Another said, "Let's take a look at the information first." ”
Words fall,
The two of them each opened the information in their hands, and in just a few minutes, their expressions became a little exaggerated, and they even forgot to breathe at this moment, and their eyes were full of incredulity.
"Oh my God!"
"No wonder Academician Xu is gone... In fact, he has already researched it. The person in charge said in horror: "What a gap!"
"Ugh..."
"We can only work hard not to live up to Academician Xu's expectations. The other person in charge sighed and said seriously: "Actually, I'm very angry now... Some foreign media disdain this, forget it, even domestic... Don't believe us either. ”
“...”
"No way. ”
"The four major scientific research institutions of the German Federation have joined forces, which are the world's top scientific research institutions, and it is normal for them to sing the praise. The person in charge looked at the information in his hand and couldn't help but smile: "At first, even I was desperate, but now... I was saddened by the original thoughts. ”
On the Internet,
Many well-known big V are spreading a pessimistic mood, as long as this group of people has a little problem in the world, it will be an earth-shattering decline, and this time... The object of these people's criticism is Xu Mang.
Although Xu Mang has long been a frequent visitor, the criticism is now more severe.
thereinto
The article "Academician Xu, please stop your provocations, the world needs peace" is the most widely disseminated, and the article points out that Xu Mang continues to make enemies in the international community, and the world will feel that Huaguo is an unreasonable country, which will affect Huaguo's status in the world.
About this article,
Xu Mang read... Then silently closed the page and did not take it to heart.
There has never been peace in this world, the so-called peace is based on absolute strength, there is no peace without strength, it is very simple... And the author who wrote this article doesn't seem to have thought about how he wrote this article unharmed.
meanwhile
Max Planck Society,
The sub-light speed propagation project and the room temperature superconductivity project of electronics have been re-introduced, and the new team is almost all members of the four major scientific research institutions, and two of the leading teams are experts with high status in the German Federation.
The Minister of Science gave an interview to a German federal media outlet, and the content of the interview was simple.
"In the face of China's extremely irresponsible behavior, are we ready to fight back?"
"Of course!"
"It will make Huaguo pay!"
......