This is Xu Mang's third time to Disneyland, and he didn't have a good impression of this park before, and he was annoyed by various overlord clauses, but this time Xu Mang still had a black face, and was searched and checked by Disney staff.

Among them, the couple also had an argument with others, the reason was Xu Yang and Xu Man's lunch, in addition to each bottle of formula milk, Xiao Man brought two bananas, rice porridge, chopped vegetables and egg custard, and these were placed under the stroller, as a result... I do not let you bring it in.

The couple, who have always protected their children well, almost didn't explode on the spot, but fortunately, before the explosion, the person in charge of gas arrived... Deal with this matter, otherwise with the character of Xu Mang and Xiaoman protecting the calf, they will make each other look good every minute.

"I'm!"

"Isn't it just a broken amusement park!" Yang Xiaoman carried the bag and said to her husband who was pushing a stroller beside her: "I don't know what the magic is... Isn't it the cost of more than 30 billion, my mother, the money I made in the stock market before was several times this. ”

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and all kinds of unreasonable ideas poured out, such as building a more luxurious kindergarten opposite Disney, smashing them to death with money, and finding relationships to fix them and make the amusement park stop for renovation.

But...

These are just Xiao Man's fantasies, and she also knows that her idea is impossible to come true, after all, Disneyland has become an important attraction, even if she has the financial resources, the official will not allow such behavior.

"Alright, alright!"

"Don't complain, what's the use of you complaining so much? Is it possible to achieve it?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "Where are we going now? You can't always hang out with your children, right? Go play bumper cars. ”

"No way!"

"It's too dangerous!" Yang Xiaoman denied on the spot, and said seriously: "Let's go play with the merry-go-round first, and then go to play with the Ferris wheel, in short... Those dangerous projects are not allowed to play, you have no problem with rough skin and thick flesh, what should you do if the child bumps into it?"

Looking at the ignorant expressions of the sisters and brothers, Xu Mang couldn't help but sigh... The first time I came to the amusement park, I had already lost half of the fun, and the two little ones were also miserable.

A few minutes later,

A family of four came to the side of the merry-go-round, because it was a working day, the amusement park was not full, and soon it was the turn of a family of four to go in and sit on the troop, Xu Mang held his son, and Xiaoman held his daughter, one after the other.

"Wow Wow Wow~"

"Sister~ I want to... Front. Xu Yang saw his sister in front, and he made a fuss at the beginning, which made Xu Mang confused, and the position was almost full, unless he and Xiaoman swapped places, he could only accept such a result.

"Wife... Let's change it, good guys... The son started to make trouble again. Xu Mang said helplessly: "Hurry up... I really can't bear it, so change positions quickly. ”

"You little bastard!"

"So many things are done for you every day. Yang Xiaoman glared at his son, and was about to swap places with him, but at this moment... Xu Man cried, and refused to let his mother and father swap places.

Finished!

It's over!

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman sat on the wooden horse in a daze, each holding a crying child, and it was not... No, it is not changing, what makes the couple even more ashamed is that many parents on the side look at the two of them intentionally or unintentionally, and from time to time they come to their children's ears, not knowing what they are muttering.

But just guess and you can know that this must be telling your children not to be so naughty as Xu Yang Xu Man.

ultimately

Or with the consent of his sister Xu Man, the two children swapped places, Xu Mang held his daughter, Xiaoman held the child, and then stopped the endless commotion, at this moment... How much Xu Mang and Xiaoman regret their decision to bring their children to the amusement park.

This is even more bearish than a bear child, it may be that he has lived under the greenhouse for a long time, plus the protection of his grandparents and grandparents, and a lot of uncles and aunts, resulting in some lawlessness, Xiaoman is very worried about this, afraid that this situation will be out of control in the future.

But this worry quickly disappeared, feeling the heartfelt joy of the child, Yang Xiaoman, as a mother, was very happy, in fact... A little skin is a little skin, the child's father was also very skinny, this is not... Now they have become big scientists.

With Xu Yang and Xu Man's current naughtiness, how can they be stronger than Xu Mang, right?

"Daddy~"

"Brother ~ chase!" Xu Man was in his father's arms, pointed to his mother and younger brother in front of him, hurriedly pulled Xu Mang's clothes, and shouted at him, the unyielding energy on his face was carved out of the same mold as Xu Mang.

Pity...

This is fixed, Xu Mang wants to catch up, but there is really nothing he can do, and what is even more infuriating is... The son turned his head to look at his sister from time to time, and the triumphant energy on his face was undoubtedly revealed at this moment.

OMG!

This little bastard is a professional cheater, right?

Really... Xu Man cried, crying so sadly, he couldn't coax him, fortunately, the time to experience the project was up, and the couple hurriedly fled the scene, and the two couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and get into it directly.

In a resting place somewhere,

Yang Xiaoman was starting to vaccinate the child with a serious face, and scolded with a menacing face: "Next, you two will be so naughty, and your parents will never take you out to play in the future, do you know how embarrassing your parents are today?"

"Especially you!" Xiao Man looked at his son and his eyes widened: "It's okay if you're not honest at home, and it's not honest outside, mother's patience is extremely limited, and if you're so endlessly naughty, your mother is going to beat you, don't you hear." ”

Xu Yang:(°ー°〃)

Mom is so fierce!

But why is mom so fierce?

The question... made Xu Yang very confused, he really didn't know why his mother was so fierce.

"Alright, alright!"

"What's the use of you teaching you like this?" Xu Mang stood on the side and said helplessly: "I don't understand what you're talking about, wait for two more years for the child to be solid, and you will beat him directly... Since they are already so skinny, it doesn't make sense to be reasonable, it's better to give the child a complete childhood. ”

"Humph!"

"In the end, it's because of yours!" Yang Xiaoman glared at her husband and said angrily: "If it weren't for you, how could I have given birth to such a skinny child." ”

I...

Can you blame me for this?

Xu Mang was really shot while lying down, since he said so... If it weren't for Xiao Man, how could Xu Yang Xu Man be so skinny?

Of course

I dare not say this sentence, it may cause conflicts between husband and wife, and even lead to a domestic violence.

afterwards

A family of four went to the Ferris wheel, compared to the merry-go-round, the Ferris wheel is a very suitable amusement project for a family together, two little guys through the window, looking at the scene in front of them, their eyes widened, the world turned out to be so magical!

After all, it's parents,

The anger towards the child comes and goes quite quickly.

"Anyway..."

"It's all my own children, just endure it and get over. Xu Mang hugged the two children and said to Xiao Man, who was sitting in front of him, "What do you think?"

Yang Xiaoman nodded, there is no way... This damn blood relationship can't be severed, but soon... Xiao Man regretted this idea.

Pee!

Xu Yang urinated directly.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were stunned.

At last...

Lose money, apologize, and get things done.

Holding the two little bastards, Xu Mang stood on the road with a tired face, while Yang Xiaoman was pushing a stroller, exuding an exhausted momentum all over his body, the two had been tossed to death by the little devils, but... It's only been an hour now, and there are many, many rides waiting for the two of them.

"Ahh

"I'm going to die!"

"When I think of more than 20 years to go, I feel that life is so gloomy!" Xu Mang sighed... What is the third child, in the current situation at home, is it possible to have a third child? Isn't this impatient to live? Both of them have already tossed enough, and there is another one... Hastened demise.

"Wife?"

"Huh?"

"Do you still want a third child?"

“...”

"Yes!"

After this,

The family of four continued to play entertainment, and a whole morning passed, Xu Mang and Xiaoman felt what it meant to be a nightmare journey, and the two little bastards never knew what it meant to stop.

"It's over, it's over!"

"It seems to be a gift area in front!" Xu Mang saw the store in front of him, and instantly felt a little bad, seriously... I don't want to be exhausted and have to help my child get so many cartoon toys.

"Quick!"

"Hurry up and blindfold the child, I'll push the stroller, and we'll fight quickly!" Yang Xiaoman said hurriedly.

Followed by

One of the husband and wife covered the eyes of the two little guys, and the other pushed the stroller forward, but they never expected that Xu Yang, a stinky boy, inherited his father's ability to steal eyebrows and rat eyes, and saw the rows of toys with his peripheral vision.

This little guy is in a hurry... tried hard to get rid of his father's hand, but unfortunately how could his strength be Xu Mang's opponent, no matter how much he pushed, he couldn't push it away, and even took a bite.

"Buy!"

"Buy!"

Xu Yang shouted hard to his parents.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

Die!

How did he find out about this stinky boy?

"Look at it!"

"Your son is full of your bad faults, and now you have learned the ability to be a thief!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry in his heart, he grabbed Xu Mang's collar and roared.

“...”

"It's none of what I do!"

"I can only say that our son is versatile, and you can't control it. Xu Mang smiled awkwardly and politely.

At last

The two little devils each took the biggest ragdoll doll and lay in the stroller beautifully, which made Xu Mang miserable... Holding a huge doll, walking in the amusement park.

Then

Xu Mang's mobile phone rang, and the caller was Brother Chuan Xiao.

"Xu Mang?"

"Where are you?" Chuan Xiao's tone was hurried, with a hint of anxiety.

"Accompany the kids to the amusement park. Xu Mang said weakly: "I'm so tired!"

“...”

"Something is wrong!"

"Hurry back to the institute!"

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