760 Scholars and Scumbags

Love wants to be perfect?

Five more lines of defense?

Hearing this, Zhang Yang and the groomsmen suddenly looked bitter, this perfect sound heard the word 'ten' inside, and knew that it was not simple, even if the problem was very simple, but the estimated number was a lot.

As Zhuge Wan'er finished introducing the rules, several bridesmaids in the house quickly arranged five lines of defense between Zhang Yang and He Xiaoman on the bed, who were standing in front of the door, and looked at the people of the welcoming team with great vigour.

"Okay, okay, I'm going to see how you get through these five lines of defense!"

I had already made a bet with the people in the live broadcast room before, and since I said that I was going to lie down, Zhang Yang would definitely not be able to back down at this time.

The first line of defense was composed of two female fans who came over this time, and after seeing Zhang Yang put his eyes on himself, the two fans immediately looked at Zhang Yang with joy, and one of them even said with a smile.

"Brother Yang, don't blame us, our first line of defense is actually very simple, please listen to the question below.

Although you have already fouled in, but we still have to go through the procedure, now please say 10 reasons why you want to come in, and it must be related to Xiaoman's sister-in-law, hehe, it's simple!"

Simple, right?

I'll go to you for a simple one, one or two is okay, but this is 10.

Before Zhang Yang could react, his groomsmen had already made a bitter face, and the mobile phone on his body had been placed on the table outside when he entered the door, and now he couldn't check it even if he thought about it, but they obviously didn't know that Zhang Yang was using the Internet to find the answer at any time to cheat.

And just when the bridesmaids were gloating, several mothers had a playful expression, and the groomsmen looked bitter, Zhang Yang looked very confidently across these lines of defense and looked at He Xiaoman, who was sitting on the bed looking at him with a happy face.

"Husband, don't look at me, I won't give you an answer anyway, hehe!"

Seeing Zhang Yang looking at him, He Xiaoman showed a happy smile, but he still replied with a smile, thinking that Zhang Yang was asking her for the answer.

But he didn't know that Zhang Yang shook his head, and then looked at He Xiaoman who was sitting on the bed and said confidently.

"I won't ask the answer, just now I made a bet with the people in the live broadcast room, I must lie down in the third level, haha. ”

After speaking, he coughed seriously, and then looked at He Xiaoman affectionately and opened his mouth and said.

"Because I love you, I will come in;

Because you love me, I will come in;

Because there is no one in the world who loves you more than I do, I am coming in;

Because I think of you all the time, I'm going to come in;

Because of your gentleness and thoughtfulness, I will come in;

Because of your lovely smile, I'm coming in;

Because of your charming eyes, I will come in;

Because I am fascinated by your every move, I am coming in;

Because loving you fills me with confidence, I'm coming in;

Because it's my responsibility to take care of you, I'm going to come in. ”

The sound of chattering in the room before disappeared for a while, and everyone who was ready to watch the excitement looked at Zhang Yang in surprise, listening to He Xiaoman's affectionate confession in his eyes at this time.

He Xiaoman, who was sitting on the bed, listened to Zhang Yang's affectionate confession, and couldn't help but have something shiny in his eyes, and after a long time, a voice appeared in the room.

"Damn, Lao Zhang, you are a genius, I suddenly feel that I can answer this question, don't you just use all the nice words to say with the most affectionate confession as a reason, because I love you, because you love me, because we all love each other, I, I came up with three of them at once!"

Wang Wucong suddenly said such a paragraph in surprise, which immediately broke the silence in the house, and then ushered in the big eyes of a group of bridesmaids, and Zhang Yang also turned his head and walked away from this guy in disgust.

"You go away, can you not look at me when you say 'I love you', disgusted to death!"

"Haha!"

"Haha!"

"I suddenly thought that Lao Wang was going to confess to Lao Zhang!"

There was a burst of laughter in the room, and the two female fans who formed the first line of defense also smiled and got out of the way, obviously Zhang Yang's answer must have satisfied everyone in the room.

gave a flying kiss to He Xiaoman who was sitting on the bed, and then Zhang Yang turned his attention to Li Qian and another fan who formed the second line of defense, and looked at them defiantly and asked.

"Come on, come on, tell me your questions, I still have 100 answers like the one just now, haha!"

In the face of such a provocation, Li Qian was not happy at that time, and looked at Zhang Yang with an expression of disbelief.

"Cut, 100 more, you give me 10 answers to this question first, since you are so confident, then my second line of defense is the question, please say 10 reasons for loving Xiaoman. ”

And Zhang Yang's side almost without the slightest hesitation put his eyes on He Xiaoman's body again, and then blurted out.

"Because of you, there are flowers to give on Valentine's Day, so I love you;

Because all the flowers are not as beautiful as yours, I love you;

Because I have only you in my eyes, I love you;

Because even if the sea is rotten and the rocks are rotten, I only love you, so I love you;

Because I love the feeling of holding your hand while shopping, I love you;

Because I thank God for giving me a unique you, I love you;

Because I am satisfied with you, I love you;

Because you are the only one who accompanies me through unhappy times, I love you;

Because time passes minute by minute, but the feeling of loving you is increasing day by day, so I love you;

Because we both talk about everything, I love you. ”

The scene fell silent again for a moment, and by this time, it would be really stupid to have not found the questions that publicized these answers, as if this guy had almost only used a routine, and the answers sounded as if they had been carved out of a mold.

"Wow, Brother Yang, you can't really prepare 100 love words in advance, right?"

Zhuge Wan'er of the third line of defense looked at Zhang Yang with a surprised expression, and then after seeing the other party's smug expression, she immediately gritted her teeth and said.

"Hmph, I don't believe it, my third line of defense is not for you to say love words, come on, come on, you just need to say 10 idioms related to festive weddings, hehe, please start your performance. ”

However, the truth was obviously different from what she thought, Zhang Yang still gave the answer immediately after he asked the question.

"Raising the shore and eyebrows, Yan'er newlywed, Luan Feng and Ming, Long Teng Fengxiang, Fuyuan Mandarin Duck, happy to become a couple, the sea is dry and rotten, God-given good fate, a hundred years of good together, and sincere love. ”

After saying 10 idioms almost without a jam, Zhang Yang looked at Zhuge Wan'er with provocative eyes.

"What's the matter? Is it enough? If it's not enough, I still have it here, happiness and happiness, harmony of sheng chime, heart-to-heart, warbler song and swallow dance, full moon and full moon, eternal knot and one heart, joyful and radiant, white-headed and old, forever and forever, a hundred years of couples, a perfect match, a good match, a good match, a match made in heaven, love each other, forever in love, a good couple is a natural ......"

"Poof, haha!"

Looking at Wan'er's confused little expression, it is estimated that this elementary school scumbag doesn't know the horror of the school bully. ”

Zhang Yang's series of idioms blurted out one after another, which can be said to have shocked the bridesmaids in the house and didn't know what to say, and at this time, the idioms that this guy had been talking about were finally interrupted by the voices of several groomsmen standing next to him.

At this time, many people seem to remember that not only He Xiaoman likes to read, but Zhang Yang is usually constantly supplementing his knowledge as long as he is idle, otherwise he can't explain it during the live broadcast.

And Zhuge Wan'er, who was in the third line of defense, also looked helplessly at Zhang Yang who had just stopped at this time, and she even doubted that if he hadn't been interrupted just now, this guy would have been able to continue talking.

"Ah!!! I hate Xueba, it's too much, you can pass this line of defense!"

After speaking, he stood to the side with a depressed face, and put Tan of the fourth line of defense in front of Zhang Yang.