Chapter 325: The Arrogant Landlord Knife Doctor
Chapter 325 Arrogant Landlord Surgeon Doctor
"Let me look at you, when Ruoxi was in China, did you buy him any gifts?"
"No!" Lin Yu replied sincerely.
"Haven't you ever sent any flowers?"
"It doesn't seem to be!"
"That day! It was Wang Wu's wedding day, didn't you send a bouquet of flowers?
"You still say, blame you, on the way back that day, you knocked Fu Bo down with one punch, not to mention sending flowers, no one saw it!" Lin Yu didn't have a good breath.
"Hehe! too!" Han Qiang was a little embarrassed, he was really impulsive that day, and said: "You know that there is another trick to chasing women, that is, you are reluctant to spend money!"
Lin Yu tasted it for a while, and felt that what he said was indeed reasonable: "If you don't give up after it, you have to spend money! The truth is indeed reasonable! It depends on the other party's lack of money, right? Do you think Ruoxi needs money?"
"Whether you can succeed or not depends on the position you put the comma, I feel that you have already put the comma in the second position, chasing after it, not willing to spend money, you say you can catch it? What's more, you haven't chased anyone else! You're finished!".
Lin Yu listened to his random analysis, and he was directly in a bad mood.
While Han Qiang was bragging, the door of the operating room opened, and the patient pushed in.
When Han Qiang saw the patient coming in, he was silent in an instant, and Lin Yu was not interested in him bragging.
Lin Yu washed his hands again, and Han Qiang made these preoperative preparations.
"Director Lin! Hello, I was in the town for a meeting just now! I didn't have time to come, I'm sorry!" Dean Tao also came over wearing a surgical gown.
"It's okay!Dean Tao, if you're busy, you're going to be busy!" Lin Yu saw him stretch out his hand, but he had already washed his hands, and the hand that had been stretched out immediately took it back.
"Hehe! We'll shake hands after the operation!" Dean Tao said embarrassedly, immediately stretched out his hand back, and said happily: "Director Lin, this operation is the first case in our health center, and we are ready to use this as an opportunity to hype it up!"
"Okay! This operation is indeed rare! Not to mention your health center, even in our hospital, there are not many general surgery departments!" Han Qiang immediately picked up.
"Director Lin, at the door just now, the patient's daughter asked me to thank you!" Director Yang came in in a hurry.
"Oh! Oh, the beautiful woman I saw should be the patient's daughter! No wonder it was so familiar just now!" Han Qiang suddenly remembered the short-haired girl he met in KTV the day before yesterday!
Satsuki! It's really Satsuki, she cut her hair short that night, and the waterfall-like hair just now directly took her for a nurse.
The patient was now satisfied with the anesthesia, otherwise the patient would have listened to the pervert discuss how her daughter would feel.
"Then let's get started!" Lin Yu gave an order.
"Well!good!" Director Yang also said happily, unhappy is fake, he never expected that the health center would perform such a difficult operation, as the director of general surgery, this is a proper honor.
"What about the instruments?" Lin Yu was puzzled, he was about to start the operation, and the laparoscopic instruments were not prepared, I don't know what they mean?
"What kind of equipment?" Director Yang was puzzled.
"Laparoscopy!" Lin Yu said lightly.
"Laparoscopy, isn't it laparotomy?" Director Yang was directly puzzled, he asked Han Qiang yesterday if Lin Yu could take this operation down, and he replied yes.
"Yes, laparoscopy! You invited us here to do laparoscopy! It must be a laparoscopy!" Lin Yu didn't know how Han Qiang communicated.
"Laparoscopy? This patient is atrophic cholecystitis! Laparoscopy is so risky, Director Lin?" Dean Tao also exclaimed.
He never thought that Lin Yu would actually want to do laparoscopy, this operation is so difficult, you still have to use laparoscope, doesn't this properly increase the difficulty of the operation?
"Well, there is no problem, I will do laparoscopy when I come to operate! No problem, hurry up and prepare!" Lin Yu insisted.
"It's... I forgot to tell you yesterday that atrophic cholecystitis is a contraindication! I mean, it can be done with an open stomach!" Han Qiang said embarrassedly, he agreed to the health center yesterday, he also thought it was an open stomach, and he didn't expect Lin Yu to do it with laparoscopy, this is not a joke, you are trying to pretend to be forced, and if the operation is not done, it will be embarrassing.
"Well, Director Lin, it's very powerful to be able to open your abdomen, and the difficulty of doing laparoscopy will increase geometrically! As for the cost, we will still take care of it, of course, it's more vulgar to talk about money, but you guys have really worked hard, I heard that you didn't rest at noon!" Dean Tao was afraid that he didn't explain things thoroughly, and he was afraid that he would be sad if he said it too thoroughly.
Lin Yu was secretly sad, I knew that I could use laparotomy, I just bragged in the live broadcast operating room, saying that I would use laparoscopy!
He also knows that the difficulty of doing laparoscopy will increase exponentially, and he is in pain now.
Lin Yu secretly said that although Lao Tzu has a golden finger, but I am also tired, I did a night of simulated surgery last night, had a morning meeting in the morning, and was on the high-speed rail at noon, and I also ate high-speed rail rice for dinner, and now I am really hungry!
It's not ordinary hunger! The whole person is so tired that I can't do it, although I didn't do the last operation, but I always keep an eye on the operation!
Now you actually told me that as long as you use open surgery! My special mother wants to scold Han Qiang again, and this thing didn't tell herself earlier!
It's hard to ride a tiger now!I've just said it in the live broadcast operating room.,Anyway,Now you have to use laparoscopy to do it.,Otherwise,My live broadcast room will definitely be unpopular in the future.,My special mother still wants to enter the second layer of the skill tree as soon as possible.,Now this experience value hasn't come up.,This special mother is also anxious.。
The cowhide that is blown out is like a woman who orders it in the clubhouse, no matter how ugly she is, she has to go on it, this is Han Qiang's point of view! Who calls this his choice.
"Dean Tao, this operation is not too difficult, when I am preparing for laparoscopic surgery, I just like to do it according to the laparoscopic surgery! It just so happens that if I do it with laparoscopic surgery, you can publicize it! You hype it up, maybe there will be a second operation soon!".
"That's... Director Lin, you have prepared like this, so let's learn from you!However, I read that the book says that this is a relative contraindication to laparoscopy!" Dean Tao was still a little worried.
This is no joke, what if he can't do it later?
"Don't worry, the contraindication means that no one has done it, and if I do it, the textbook can't be written like this in the future!hahaha, just kidding!" Lin Yu made a small joke.
Mad!
Very crazy!
What a crazy surgeon!
If you don't say it's a joke, I'll really think you're arrogant, Dean Tao said secretly.
"Don't worry, hurry up and prepare laparoscopic instruments!" Lin Yu commanded.
"Okay!" Director Yang immediately went to move the light source over, and said stupidly: "Fortunately, we still have a set of equipment that has been disinfected, I didn't expect it to be used!"
Director Yang was a little excited when he spoke.
"Don't forget to take a picture later!, head nurse!" Dean Tao saw that Lin Yu said so eloquently, he should be able to handle it, but it was too difficult, and he couldn't figure it out.
However, he said that it was okay, and it should be okay! Dean Tao could only comfort himself like this, because all the cowhides that Lin Yu had bragged about had been realized, and they were all doing well, he didn't have this strength, he didn't dare to say such a big thing!
"Okay, Dean, I've notified the office, they'll bring their cameras in a minute!" the head nurse immediately reported to the dean when he called.
"That's going to be troublesome and faster, I'm going to have the operation done in half an hour!" Lin Yu said lightly.
Dean Tao almost fell, he never expected Lin Yu to come to such a sentence.
There were a few other people who were surprised, the operating room could not accommodate more people, otherwise, seven or eight doctors from the surgical system would have come in to see the operation.
Lin Yu's words just now directly frightened Han Qiang, Director Yang and others.
"Then let's get started!" Lin Yu saw that everything was ready.
In order to ensure the smooth progress of the operation, Lin Yu put the patient's position in place, and the work of placing the Trocar tube and establishing the pneumoperitoneum was also done by himself.
This disease is too different from other patients, and the gallbladder can't be seen in the field of vision at all, Lin Yu chose to use an electric coagulation hook, instead of using an ultrasound knife, he used a hook to hook the liver.
The condition of the gallbladder is even more troublesome than what can be seen in B-ultrasound! The whole gallbladder has shrunk into shape, and the textbook says that the gallbladder of atrophic cholecystitis is the size of a walnut, and Lin Yu visually observed that this gallbladder may be smaller than a walnut.
Dean Tao standing next to him is an old surgeon!
He gasped when he saw the gallbladder under the camera, the difficulty of this operation is unimaginable, if he goes on stage, let alone laparoscopy, even laparotomy will not be able to do it!
Director Yang and Han Qiang also saw such a small gallbladder for the first time, it can be said that it is not a gallbladder, it is simply a piece larger than a thumb hidden under the liver.
Han Qiang said secretly: Lin Yu, Lin Yu, I see how you end, it's a mess here, I see how you know to find the gallbladder triangle.
"Atrophic cholecystitis, the gallbladder triangle is completely invisible, the whole tissue is shrunk into a ball, you look at this, the cystic duct, the common bile duct, and the gallbladder artery are all shrunk in this!" Lin Yu was still talking while moving his hands.
Han Qiang was directly speechless, and secretly said Do you want to say this? We are not blind, we can see clearly, no, we don't see anything, the entire gallbladder has shrunk like this, the gallbladder and blood vessels are completely unable to see, can you do this?
"Do you want to open your abdomen?" Director Yang's voice trembled a little when he spoke, and he felt that this situation really confirmed the sentence, the gallbladder is a pit, and if you haven't encountered it, it's because you haven't done enough.
"No, although the vision is not very good, we can still analyze that this is the common bile duct, don't cut this one... You see, it's the cystic duct... Next to this one is the gallbladder artery...".
Lin Yu used an electric condensation hook to "cauterize" in that small area from time to time, and from time to time green smoke came out, and the suction device quickly attracted out, Han Qiang worked hard to do his essential work, trying to ensure that Lin Yu's surgical vision was not disturbed.
Lin Yu's electrocoagulation hook shuttled back and forth inside!
If you don't pay attention to it, you will cut off important tissues! But Lin Yu's movements are very fast, and every step he takes seems to have been thoughtless, but he is so confident!
Being able to stand by and watch is a test for people's hearts! It's so exciting! Dean Tao secretly shouted.
The live broadcast operating room is even more lively.
This is the first time I've seen atrophic cholecystitis with laparoscopy!]
[It's too bullish, I take back what I just said about eating gallbladder! This is too good, his speed seems to be fast forward!]
[Definitely not fast-forward! Look at the speed of the smoke, I dare to judge that this is definitely our great god! The great god has returned!]
[Damn!There are already 30,000 people in the group, and the whole website has come to watch!