Chapter 109: Donkey-faced Brother
Yu Feng took the remaining part of the crushed wine bottle in his hand, and stabbed passer-by B and passer-by C in the thighs respectively, "poof" twice, followed by "ahhhhhh
Yu Feng smiled: "How is it, who said just now that I should call 'master'?"
"Uncle, uncle, it's not good for the little one, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, offended, you are my lord," 'Grandpa', grandpa, let us go. Passerby A knelt on the ground and said.
"Spare us, spare us. At this time, the other two also knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, at this time, Yu Feng set his eyes on passerby C, and said with a smile: "I thought it was the most arrogant to save you just now." Do you remember? You scolded me, and I was most taboo for others to scold me!"
"Huh?" Passerby C was dumbfounded, thinking: What kind of limelight did I make just now? "Grandpa, little one...... Small...... I can't remember. "Now he wants to pay the bill.
"Hmph, it doesn't matter if I can't remember, it seems that I drank too much, I can keep me awake. As he spoke, Yu Feng slapped him a few more times.
"Ah!!I remember, remember, I'm sorry, grandpa, I'm sorry!" said passer-by with a crying voice, these slaps flashed harder than a car crash.
"You remember, you really scolded me, right?" Yu Feng said with a smile still staring at passer-by.
"......" At this time, passers-by said yes and no, said no and no, Yu Feng's laughter now looks so terrifying, it's just a devil's laugh!
Before he could react, Yu Feng slapped him a few more times, and said: "Today, for your first offense, I will spare your dog's life, if I meet you and bully, be careful of your dog's life!"
"Hey, yes, yes, thank you, thank you, grandpa!" Passerby A and Passerby B hurriedly set up Passerby C and fled in embarrassment.
Yu Feng looked at the backs of these people, revealing a sneer, if this kind of scum doesn't teach them a hard lesson, their bad habits will be difficult to change!
On the other hand, as soon as Yu Feng walked out, the donkey-faced brother came to the hall with Gou Youcai, and as soon as they came out, they saw a Feng ** lang wearing a black tight short skirt on the bar, with slender and white legs exposed below, and a large piece of white flowers half-exposed above, sexy and charming in the soft light.
Brother Donkeyface and Gou Youcai looked at each other and showed a lewd smile, and then, Brother Donkeyface leaned over and said, "Beauty, alone?", at this time Gou Youcai also sat down on the other side.
"That's right. The woman said with a little hazy drunkenness, "Anyway, that negative man won't come to accompany me." β
As soon as the donkey-faced brother saw it, he knew that this woman must have just fallen out of love and was in a bad mood and came to the bar to get drunk, this kind of woman is also the easiest to take the bait, as long as you send enough care, then you are not afraid that she will not take the bait. Just when Ma Yan wanted to attack this woman, Gou Youcai suddenly stared straight at a corner of the hall, and then gave Donkey Face a look.
The donkey-faced brother followed Gou Youcai's gaze, and his eyes immediately straightened, although this sexy girl is very sultry, but compared with the two over there, it is several grades lower.
"Hey, Brother Gou, these two are really good! pure enough, beautiful enough!" said the donkey-faced brother drooling.
"Of course, donkey-faced brother, these two are the school flowers of our school. One of them sat on the left, and I chased it for a long time, but I couldn't catch up. It's them.,It's not the same relationship with the feather wind I just told you about.,It seems that they're still living together.γ Gou Youcai said.
"Oh, isn't that just right. If he provokes you, we will kill two birds with one stone?"
"But I know these two girls, they are not easy to deal with, one is clever, and the other has a strong personality and a big temper!"
"Hehehehe, what are you afraid of, we have this thing and are afraid that they won't comply?" The donkey-faced brother took out a packet of medicine from his pocket and showed it to Gou Youcai secretly.
"Hey, hey, hey, good idea, worthy of a donkey-faced brother!" Gou Youcai said with a smile.
As he spoke, the donkey-faced brother secretly opened the mouth of the medicine bag, and the two of them walked towards Flower Mustard and Jade Mengling.
"Oh, what a coincidence, it turned out to be two school girl sisters, it's really brilliant for you to be here!" Gou Youcai said with a smile as soon as he walked over.
"Hmph!" Yu Mengling glanced at Gou Youcai, then continued to bow her head and eat her with a cold face, she didn't want to deal with this kind of person. Gou Youcai smiled and didn't care, and thought: Don't pretend to be high here, I'll ask you to come to Lao Tzu's bed obediently later.
Hua Zhikei still looked very stupid and naΓ―ve and said, "Oh, it's a puppy, this bar is also opened by your family?"
Gou Youcai really can't laugh or cry at this title, but he is also used to it, Hua Zhikei is a person, you can't predict her words and deeds. She already looks much better than Yu Mengling, at least she talks to herself, so that she has a chance. However, since Hua Zhiji asked about this store, he could take the opportunity to show off, and said: "Yes, a bar like this is nothing at all, and my family has opened many five-star hotels across the country." β
"Oh, really?" Hanake's eyes widened, looking surprised and envious.
"Of course it's true!" Gou Youcai held his head high triumphantly, thinking, how about it, now I admire my brother, I fell in love with one, my brother is amazing, right?
"Since there are so many, can you give me a family?" said Hua Zhikei suddenly seriously.
Ga?!!
Gou Youcai never expected that Flower Mustard suddenly came out with such a sentence, and thought: Flower Mustard, are you playing cards according to the routine, where is there such a thing as a hotel to give away casually?
Yu Mengling was amused by the flower mustard again, this girl is really good at making people.
Gou Youcai was embarrassed for a while, saying that he didn't send it, and he didn't say that he didn't send it, so he immediately smiled, changed the topic, and said: "In this way, I'll introduce you to a friend first, donkey-faced brother, he is the person in charge of this bar, and he has no character or ability!"
The donkey-faced brother secretly glared at Gou Youcai, and thought: Introduction, let's introduce, what kind of character are you mentioning!
However, as soon as Gou Youcai said this, the donkey-faced brother had to immediately pretend to be a gentleman, stood up, bowed, stretched out his hand and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you, two beautiful ladies." β
He stretched out his hand, originally wanting to shake hands, but Yu Mengling deliberately turned his face to the side, pretending not to see it. Fortunately, Hua Zhiji stretched out his hand at this time, he thought that Hua Zhiji was going to shake hands with him, but he didn't expect that she would bypass his hand and then use her hand to pinch the face of the donkey-faced brother.
She pinched the cheeks of the donkey-faced brother, and then said in surprise: "Wow, it's amazing, it's true, I thought you were wearing a mask, is there really such a long human face in the world?"
The donkey-faced brother's long face at this moment was really red and white, and he was almost mad at the ghost girl Flower Mustard, "Uh...... Miss, are you going to take your hand off my face first? β
"Oh, it's amazing, it turns out that this face is real, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I think it's funny, so I pinched it for a while. β
What is it!!It's fun? You think it's a toy, okay, stinky, play people, you'll see how Lao Tzu cleans you up later!