"What, you're not welcome?"

Mother Yuan Damei hugged her arms, close to one hundred and eighty pounds in figure, full of oppression.

Beside her, Daddy Lin Qiu was as thin as a bamboo pole, and his forehead was ...... It doesn't seem appropriate to say this, a little beautified, thin like a monkey.

"Or do you think we're two old guys, disturbing your two-person world?"

"Where can I be? ”

Lin Yi's cold sweat came down instantly.

"Hurry up, come in, please. ”

Lian Yin invited the two into the house, poured tea and water for a while, and saw that his mother was not mad, Lin Yi relaxed slightly.

It's not that he coaxed him, but in the memory of his predecessor, the fear of his mother is too deep!

What is the family status of the parents at home?

Hehe......

Just like their size!

"Yaoyao isn't there?"

Lin Qiu touched his mustache and squinted his eyes: "How is it, son, am I about to hug my grandson?"

Do you still have the face to say?

Lin Yi was about to ask rhetorically, how did you get married if you weren't with us, however, someone was faster than him!

Syllable!

The old mother slapped her on the shoulder, Lin Qiu trembled, and sat directly on the ground, grinning her teeth, almost not crying.

"For the sake of old disrespect, Ren Yaoyao is a good girl, can she do something about getting on the bus first and then making up the ticket?"

"I was too innocent back then, and I was fooled by you old guy, and I ...... when my heart softened."

Lin Yi: "(ˉ▽ ̄~)"

Hey, I think I've discovered some amazing secret.

It turns out that my father and mother got on the bus first and then made up the ticket?

Wait a minute......

He suddenly realized a problem.

"How does that feel like it's teaching me...... Flickering?"

subconsciously looked at his father Lin Qiu, but found that his 'disrespectful old man' was squeezing his eyebrows at him.

-_-||！

Lin Yi's head was full of black lines, and he understood in an instant.

The relationship is that these two people are teaching their son how to get on the bus first and then make up the ticket?

I'll go......

Lin Yi wiped his cold sweat: "She went to buy vegetables, I work at home, why did you come back suddenly?"

Did you hear my call day and night, and come back to marry us?

This guy thought to himself.

"Can you come back?"

My mother sneered: "Our house is about to be demolished, can you still come back to sit in town?"

"You're a heartless white-eyed wolf, the house is about to be demolished, and you won't give us a call!"

"That's right!"

Dad got up and helped on the side: "If we hadn't seen the newspaper, I'm afraid we would still be in the dark!"

"Why, do you want us to be homeless? You rebel !!"

Lin Yi: "(????) ......”

Enough is enough, you pair of drama spirits!

He said, "Did you bring your mobile phones?"

"No, but you can't email us......? It seems that there are no computers, so you can't write to us?"

"So...... Where can I write a letter?"

"Send it to us!"

Lin Yi: "......"

Hehe, I'm afraid you don't want to laugh at me and inherit my ant flowers!

"Well, don't talk about that. ”

Mom waved her hand, huh...... It's really big hands.

"You're still working? The sun is coming out in the west? What kind of work are you doing when you have a good salted fish?"

"Do you want to turn the salted fish over?"

Why did God turn over the salted fish...... Isn't the salted fish still a salted fish when it turns over?

Anyway, why don't you have the memory of your father and mother in your memory?

My special mother is holding back very hard now, right?!

"You're really 'isolated'. ”

Lin Yi took out his mobile phone, searched out the latest news, and let them look at it, and after ten minutes......

"Wow!"

"You kid, in more than half a year, you have made a lot of movements!"

The mother squinted her eyes for a while, looked at her mobile phone, and looked at her son, as if she didn't believe that this was true, and she didn't believe that her 'salted fish son' suddenly became famous~

"Entertainment companies?"

Dad's eyes lit up: "Isn't that a lot of female stars signed?"

"Huh?"

Lin Yi frowned, and instantly took a few steps back: "There is a murderous !!"

"Black Tiger Digging Heart!!"

"Monkey steals peach !!"

Mom shot instantly, all kinds of 'stunts' were added, and a set of combos came down, making Dad scream again and again......

After a long time, it finally stopped.

Mom clapped her hands: "It's comfortable." ”

"Tell me, what's your headache?"

Lin Yi: "......"

Headache what?

Heroes and heroines!

He told the story in general......

"This is the script?"

My mother picked up the printed script on the side and looked at it roughly, and my father was also 'resurrected on the spot' and 'peeped' on the side.

After reading it......

Mom's eyes lit up.

"Interesting, you really wrote this?"

"Who else is it?"

Lin Yi patted his chest......

Well, this is what I typed word by word, how can it be considered stealing the welfare of the traverser?

"So you're missing the hero and heroine and those two piano players right now, and you're having a headache about this, right?"

Mom smiled and spoke.

"That's right. ”

"So you're not stupid?"

Dad interjected: "Look, who plays the roles of the charter man and the charter wife?"

"Of course it's me and Xue Yao, the two of us are acting in ...... true colors"

Click, click!

Mom clenched her fists, her bones and joints clicked, and she smiled and said, "I'll give you another chance to organize your language." ”

"I ......"

"Black Tiger Dig ......"

"My dearest mom and dad. ”

Lin Yi 'gave in'.

Of course, it cannot be said that it is a surrender.

In fact, these two roles, Daddy and Mom are really more suitable than him and Xue Yao, and only they can be regarded as true colors.

If he and Xue Yao are to play, they have to be old and ugly, otherwise they don't fit the role.

But Mom and Dad?

They barely even have to wear makeup......

The temperament of 'chartered in-laws' who have been renting for decades can actually be compared to Lin Yi and Xue Yao, two people who have only taken over for a few years?

"Wait, that's not right!"

Lin Yi suddenly came back to his senses.

"What we lack now is not the actors who charter the public and the chartered mother, but the male and female protagonists!!"

"What's the use of you robbing these two characters?"

"Stupid!"

Dad shook his head with a stupid expression: "Won't you go on it yourself?"

"Me?"

Lin Yi was stunned......

Well, I really didn't think about myself before.

But now that I think about it, my image must be qualified, and I am even a little handsome.

As for acting...... He thinks that he is a human being in two lives, and he will not be bad.

Moreover, he is familiar with the original work, and he is also one of the people in the world who is familiar with Xingye's performance style.

Seem...... Is it really okay to do it yourself?

Crunch.

The door opened.

After Xue Yao entered the door, she looked at the long-lost 'father and mother combination', and was also slightly stunned, and then found that the three of them were looking at her with 'wide eyes'.

"What's wrong?"

"It's up to you!"

Lin Yi grinned: "Image and temperament, completely passed, beautiful!"

Hostess candidate, OK!

What? Acting?

After the tempering and learning of Mao Li, Xue Yao's acting skills are definitely not bad, and the heroine of kung fu does not have a single line, so she is definitely competent!