"No, you guys are really a bunch of rubbish, so many people can't deal with a famous person, what are you going to eat!" "Pretend to be a tree and carry a handle," he said in a mocking and disdainful tone.

At this time, the members of his team looked at each other for a while, and thought to themselves: This guy really doesn't know that the pot is made of iron, there is a kind of you try, once you fight him, I'm afraid you will never be able to become a tree again.

Then, the fat man told them what happened to them, focusing on how Yufeng saved them.

After the fat man said this, at this time, the frivolous and disdainful expression on the face of the "pretending to be a tree" was slightly restrained, but he still said: "You don't want to be alarmist there. I don't know what 'Mingmenju' is. No matter how good he is, am I still great, since this kid can save you from his hands, it's not a big deal! Remember, I'm your captain!"

"Yes, yes, the captain is invincible in the world, dominates the rivers and lakes, and has no borders!" the team members had to praise.

"Hmph, then don't you need to say it!" "Pretending to be a tree to carry the handle" glanced at Yu Feng proudly and said, "Boy, how many paragraphs are you?"

Yu Feng didn't expect him to ask such a question suddenly, but he felt that it didn't matter, so he replied, "Mahayana four stages." ”

"Hahahaha, the fourth stage of Mahayana? The fourth stage of Mahayana dared to come here to mix, and it was a miracle that he didn't die immediately. Do you know how many paragraphs I have? Lao Tzu is the fifth stage of Mahayana, so he is qualified to be the captain here. Do you know how big the difference will be in a level in the Mahayana stage, I would not have looked down on the tail of a crane like you, but I am a kind-hearted person. Since they are all members of the dark group, then I will open up the net and take you in. A thug of your level will be beaten to death by someone else every minute, you know?"

Yu Feng was secretly funny, he didn't expect to meet such a guy again, he was really drunk, like this kind of person, Yu Feng didn't care about him for the time being, he had to smile and nodded.

"Pretending to be a tree and carrying a handle" felt that his face was almost saved, so he said: "The task we want to be here is to continue to go back and fight against the people of the 'Sand Scorpion Clan'." ”

It turned out that the "pretending to be a tree carrying a handle" had just come to investigate the "Sand Scorpion Clan" with two team members, but he didn't expect to encounter their ambush, and the other two team members were all really killed.

In order to escape the pursuit, he pretended to be a tree and waited here for reinforcements.

"This is just their scattered team, and it's mysterious as if there is some secret. Both of my team members were killed. ”

"However, fortunately, this time I found their hungry base camp - 'Scorpion City', this time we are going to smash the Yellow Dragon, take advantage of the night to raid into the Scorpion City, and capture the Scorpion King alive!

After saying these words, "pretending to be a tree and carrying a handle" was triumphant, and he also glanced at Yufeng, meaning: Lao Tzu is awesome enough, right?

Yu Feng thinks that he still has the appearance of a captain in this set of rhetoric, it seems that this guy is not useless, and he must have his superiority to be the captain!

At this time, the "pretending to be a tree" glanced at everyone, and there was a strange light in his eyes, and said, "Uh...... Well, I think you all have good cloaks. It's still like new, it's still unified, where to buy it. If you have a surplus, can you give me one?"

Yu Feng thought: This guy is thick enough!

At this time, everyone's eyes looked at Yu Feng, and they understood what it meant by "pretending to be a tree and carrying a handle", it seemed that the cloak was given to them by Yu Feng.

Yu Feng said, "I'm sorry, Captain, I'd like to give you one." But, sorry, it's empty. ”

"Hmph, isn't it just a broken cloak, who is rare, I was joking just now, your cloak is not as good as the one on me at all!"

Everyone's eyes couldn't help but stare at the cloak of "carrying the handle", after so many days of fighting and trekking, it was already dirty and broken, and the hem had become one by one.

Now that he is standing on the street with a bowl and standing there, he will definitely collect a lot of money!

Everyone looked at the "pretending to be a tree and carrying the handle" and thought: What a face-loving thing!

When they moved forward to a certain stage, there was a sudden "rustling" sound on the ground, and dozens of black scorpions could be seen on the sand not far away, with their tails cocked, and the carapace of their bodies reflected the cold moonlight on the ground.

At this time, "pretending to be a tree and carrying a handle" suddenly opened his posture, covered his whole body with the armor of the war spirit, and said with a serious look of the situation: "Everyone is ready to fight, and a black scorpion has appeared here, indicating that there must be an ambush of the sand scorpion clan nearby!"

Everyone else was also very nervous, but at this time, only Yu Feng, who looked calm, said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, those scorpions should just be some wild scorpions passing by!"

"Hey, what are you pretending to be calm, am I the captain or are you the captain. I'm still you. Don't listen to him, no one will be able to save us if we are killed by the Sand Scorpion Clan later!"

Everyone didn't understand who to listen to, but they felt that since the black scorpion appeared, it was more reliable to believe that "pretending to be a tree and carrying the handle", so they all showed their weapons and war spirit armor, and stared at the scorpion with a look of being ready to fight, and they didn't dare to breathe!

Only Yu Nan is on Yu Feng's side, although the fat man trusts Yu Nan, but he doesn't know Yu Feng now, so he is still ready to fight.

However, after a while, I saw that the scorpions, as if they had not seen them, went away on the sand according to the same route "rustle"!

The last one that was outdated turned around in front of him as if he was specially humiliating "pretending to be a tree and carrying a handle", and then followed the team with a grinding chirping!

They just watched dumbfoundedly as these uninvited guests slowly walked away.

At this time, it can be seen that the root of the neck of the "pretending to carry the tree" is red, and then slowly spreads upward, and then, his whole face is as red as a monkey's buttocks.

He stood there motionless as if frozen, thinking about how to get off the stage.

At this time, mosquitoes have been flying in circles in front of the "tree carrying handle".

The eyes of the "tree carrying the handle" turned with the trajectory of the mosquito, and then the mosquito landed on his face.

"Smack!" a slap slapped on his face, it was a comic next to him, he pinched the mosquito that was slapped to death, and said, "Captain, it's a mosquito!"

This slap in the face is too timely!

"Pretending to be a tree" wants to award him a "Best Face Slap Award", if it weren't for his slap, he really didn't know how to change the topic!

However, his embarrassment still made some people laugh, and everyone laughed!

"Laugh at anything, you are not allowed to laugh!" "Pretend to be a tree and carry the handle" shouted angrily, then pulled his clothes, looked at Yu Feng and said, "Good boy, you are lucky to be right this time." But don't think you're amazing. You know, I'm the captain of this team!"

Yu Feng bowed to him and said, "Yes, you are extremely smart, you dominate the rivers and lakes, and your longevity is boundless!"

"Who's going to be smart, who's being sarcastic!" said "pretending to be a tree and carrying a handle," he said, tearing off his hat.

At this time, Yu Feng realized that the top of his head was bald.

Now, there was another burst of stealthy laughter. It's a big deal today.

"Okay, Captain, it's all my fault, okay?" said Feather Wind.

"Just know that I'm the captain, let's go, let's go!" "Loading the tree and carrying the handle" finally came down the steps.

At this time, Yu Nan smiled secretly and asked, "Hey, this guy is really ashamed." How do you know those scorpions aren't sand scorpions?"

Feather Wind said: "It's also very simple, just pay a little attention. Because the scorpion of the sand scorpion family has a blue needle tip at the end of the tail, it is because they are much more poisonous than ordinary scorpions. And those scorpions just now don't have blue on their tails, so these are just some ordinary scorpions. Feather Wind said.

"They are in this direction of the map, we can take a shortcut by walking in this direction!" In order to save face, the "pretending to be a tree and carrying the handle" deliberately changed the original route of travel, hoping to save a game through this whim.

Judging from the map, according to their destination, it is indeed closer to take this direction.

However, Yu Feng had a different opinion and said, "That direction is the direction that those scorpions came from just now. There are so many swarms of scorpions migrating this way, which means that something is going on there. I saw a lot of scorpions with mud on them. But that kind of mud is not the kind of sand that is customary in the desert. So, I thought, there must be something dangerous over there. To save time, we'd better not get into trouble. ”

"What??Mud?Why didn't I see it??," "Putting on a tree and carrying a handle" asked the team members, and everyone shook their heads.

Feather Wind said, "There is very little mud of that kind, probably because the scorpions rubbed most of it off in the process of moving. However, some can still be seen in the gaps between their bodies. ”

"So what? That stuff is supposed to be drilled around in the dirt. Also, even if there is really mud, what if there is mud, that's normal, what's scary, it's really nerve, don't think that you guess right once and get it right every time. You must be right to listen to me this time!" said "pretending to be a tree and carrying a handle."

Then, he resolutely rushed in that direction.

The team members looked at each other, so they had to follow the "tree carrying the handle" in that direction.

Yu Nan looked at Yu Feng and shrugged his shoulders and said, "No way, just follow him." ”

They walked about a kilometer when they suddenly noticed something not quite right in front of them.

"Look, what's that?!" said the fat man, pointing to something in the distance that looked white and shiny in the moonlight.

Everyone looked over and saw that there was something like a river flowing in front of them, which could also be said to be wriggling.

"Ah, it's a river, just in time to replenish the water!" shouted excitedly, and as he spoke, three men ran excitedly towards it. "Pretending to be a tree and carrying a handle" looked at Yufeng triumphantly, and said: "See, not only is it not dangerous, but also a water source has been found!"

However, Yu Feng frowned worriedly and said, "Don't act rashly, everyone!"

However, at this time, even the "tree carrying handle" rushed towards the water source.

Only the fat man and Yu Nan listened to Yu Feng's advice and did not run over there.