Five minutes before the live broadcast started, Ye Mozhu didn't know where to find a mobile phone holder and helped Zhang Xiaojian set up a perspective of the male protagonist of an idol drama with a condescending 45-degree inclination.

Zhang Xiaojian tinkered with the backstage of the live broadcast room, and decisively chose the method of five-level beauty to start the live broadcast

I haven't looked ugly in the live broadcast these years, and if it's still ugly, it's really ugly.

Sure enough, after seeing himself in the live broadcast room, Zhang Xiaojian nodded with satisfaction, handsome

It was also five minutes ago that Ning Xueqing, who used to be an anchor and had rich experience in this area, finished debugging, and not only turned on the beautification function, but also turned on the face slimming.

Sure enough, after entering, she became an Internet celebrity with outstanding appearance.

It turns out that the beauty lens is only useful for ugliness, and it may also lower the appearance of people who are really good-looking

The brother and sister connected live, and they immediately noticed that each other didn't look right.

So began this heartless conversation in the eyes of sailors.

"Is the baseboard really crooked?"

Zhang Xiaojian looked at it himself, and under the wall behind him in this perspective, the baseline was really a little undulating

"Is the chin really like an awl?"

Ning Xueqing took a closer look and saw that the girl in the live broadcast screen who didn't look like herself had a fight with the pointed chin of the snake spirit in the gourd baby

So the two said in unison, "Why don't we turn off all the beautification, who doesn't know anyone." ”

The two brothers and sisters turned off their beauties together, and then they both let out a sigh of relief, finding that it was much more comfortable to look at each other like this.

The function of beautifying your face can sometimes be so beautified that even your own mother can't recognize you, which is really awkward in front of familiar people.

And the sailors also gave positive feedback on this move.

After turning off the beauty, Qi brushed 'comfortable', it was obvious that some people did not recognize Zhang Xiaojian in the live broadcast room for the first time, this is Ning Xueqing, after turning off the beauty, they found that they did not go the wrong way

After the episode ended, Zhang Xiaojian and Ning Xueqing both 'coughed', they will get to the point and talk openly and honestly about the 'collapse of the personality'.

"Brother, will I come first, or will you come first?"

"Why don't you come along?"

"Okay. ”

"Brother, if you don't come first, I don't know what to say."

As a brother, of course, he must shoulder a sense of responsibility at such a moment, Zhang Xiaojian immediately agreed, "Okay, then I'll talk about it." ”

The live barrage suddenly took off, and the barrage hit the screen.

Zhang Xiaojian opened the half-barrage mode and said, "Well, let's talk about it in the form of chatting, it's not a big deal." ”

"Brother, this is a big thing, I have several endorsements that are estimated to be yellow"

Zhang Xiaojian, "It's really troublesome for you to be a star, what career will be affected by such a big fart, and you have to start a live broadcast and say, you group of water friends are also very idle, pay attention to which star is farting every day, which star is in love, which star is having an extramarital affair, which star is in the field"

Ning Xueqing: "I suspect you're driving, but I don't have evidence, but brother, we seem to be crooked." ”

Zhang Xiaojian said 'oh', then sat up straight and said, his affection became serious, and he said seriously, "Then I'll start talking, you guys listen well." ”

Of course, the screen began to give enthusiastic feedback, even if the barrage was only half of the screen, there was still a large pile of overlapping text that couldn't see anything clearly.

Obviously, the sailors are looking forward to Zhang Xiaojian's explanation, whether Ning Xueqing's character collapsed under his words, whether it can be recovered.

Zhang Xiaojian said in a narrative tone, like an anchor of a listening channel, "This story started a year and a half ago. ”

As soon as they heard this starting style, the sailors knew that this must be a very long story, and they were very much looking forward to it, listening with their ears up, for fear of missing this incomparably fresh and steaming gossip.

Ning Xueqing, who was in the rebellious period at that time, had a big quarrel with her family, and bravely embarked on the road of chasing her dreams and went to the magic capital. ”

"Because the quarrel was more intense, I almost cut off contact with my family, from a phone call a week to a phone call a month, and the phone call was at most to report safety. ”

"Uh-huh, it's over. ”

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After hearing Zhang Xiaojian finish speaking, a screen full of question marks hit.

"What to ask, it's such a simple story, you taste, you taste"

However, the expectations of netizens were disappointed, how could it be so hastyly finished? They really couldn't taste anything in detail at the first time, so they had to continue to brush the question mark.

Zhang Xiaojian was heartbroken and concluded, "So, because of the rupture of the family relationship, Ning Xueqing really went to KFC to work in second-hand real estate, and it was really because she couldn't live anymore, so she went to the current economic company because of 2,000 yuan to eat and live." ”

"What about your IQ, have you fed the dogs?"

It's not that the IQ of netizens feeds the dogs, but they always feel that this simple story is too simple, and they thought it would be so exciting, how legendary, and how thrilling.

I never thought that this is it?

Ning Xueqing nodded at this time, as if she could feel the disappointment that netizens didn't hear any shocking revelations, and said, "Real life is actually so bland and boring, anyway, whether you believe it or not, it's just like this, and we can't make up a better story for you." ”

At this time, a super user of the goose factory live broadcast platform asked in colorful large fonts, "So as an elder brother, don't you support your sister's dream?"

This barrage is too eye-catching, and after a few brushes, it naturally brings a wave of rhythm.

Zhang Xiaojian looked at this barrage and nodded heavily, "From my personal point of view, I don't support it." ”

why？

Countless sailors once again issued a series of question marks.

Zhang Xiaojian took a glass of water handed over by Mo Zhu, took a sip and said, "The person who asked the question mark looks like a young man, or an only child who has no sister or brother, and is not married or has children now. ”

Ning Xueqing didn't know why his brother would assert this, so she couldn't help asking, "Huh?"

The corners of Zhang Xiaojian's mouth rose slightly in the picture in the live broadcast room, "Actually, I am very supportive of people having dreams, and I have also supported many of my friends, and they are now chasing their dreams." ”

"But I support my friend because I don't feel distressed, I don't support my sister, it's really distressing, I don't know if you can understand this sentence. ”

"Let's put it another way. ”

"If you were as rich as me, would you support your sister to work in a big dye vat like showbiz?"

"So before she becomes a climate, of course I will stand in the way, hoping that she will retreat and turn back after hitting the south wall. ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Xiaojian paused for a moment, and said calmly, "And I told you that your dearest relatives will be like me." ”

"What we want to see most is not that you are tired of being a dog for a job salary, but that you are safe. ”

"What we want to see most is not how high you climb in your career field, but how happy you are in life. ”

"What we want to see most is not how much money you really make, but a happy family, a stable life, and a happy life. ”

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In the live broadcast room, after Zhang Xiaojian's words, there were many fewer barrages for some reason.

Maybe these words did touch them, but Zhang Xiaojian seemed to be born with a dislike for sensationalism, and after calming down for less than five seconds, he said again, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be your parents, I didn't mean to take advantage of you." ”

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