Chapter 224: Please allow me to call you Uncle Lu!
Li Danni's delicate body trembled again!
She looked at Lu Yifan in disbelief, nodded and said:
"That's right, you're right. ”
Can you see this?
You're too godly, aren't you?
The statement is equally incredulous:
"When did Chinese medicine become so magical?"
Lu Yifan glanced at it with disdain and stated:
"It's not the magic of Chinese medicine, it's my own superb medical skills!"
The statement asked cautiously:
"Dare to ask...... Who did you learn from?"
Lu Yifan didn't think about it, so he casually said a few nonsense:
"I am from the same school as Guan Yueshan, an old Chinese medicine doctor in Jiangdong. ”
Lu Yifan pondered.
Let's be low-key and modest.
Say your own seniority a little lower.
After all, it's not good to be so high-profile.
In front of him, Guan Yueshan had to call "Mr. Deer" very respectfully.
When we meet, we usually serve tea and light cigarettes.
In front of him Lu Yifan, Guan Yueshan is just a grandchild.
But it's such a low-key thing.
As soon as you say it.
The statement stares directly at the boss.
With an expression of disbelief, he said:
"Actually...... It turned out to be Mr. Guan's fellow disciple!
It's disrespectful!
You just said your name is Lu Jianning, right?
Allow me to call you Uncle Deer.
I used to be taken care of by Mr. Kwan. ”
As soon as I heard that Lu Yifan was Guan Yueshan's fellow disciple.
The stated attitude is a 180-degree reversal!
A look of licking a dog until there is nothing!
Lu Yifan was secretly amused in his heart.
If you let this product know, Guan Yueshan is only a grandchild in front of him.
I don't know what else I have to lick it into!
Even Li Danni looked at it curiously and said:
"That Guan Yueshan...... Is it famous?"
"Of course it's famous!
Guan Yueshan, Guan Lao!
The head of a family of Chinese medicine!
The president of the First People's Hospital of Koto!
President of Koto Medical University!
Taishan Beidou in the Chinese medicine industry!"
When Guan Yueshan was mentioned, he looked extremely excited.
The titles in the mouth jumped out one after another.
At last.
The statement smiled and said:
"Teacher Guan's fellow disciple must be very clever in medical skills!
This young lady, it is your luck that you met Uncle Lu.
So what......
I won't bother Uncle Lu to treat you. ”
After speaking, the statement smiled respectfully at Lu Yifan and went back.
"Well, believe me now, right?"
Lu Yifan said proudly.
Li Danni pursed her delicate red lips, and her beautiful eyes were still full of shock and disbelief.
And yet suddenly.
Her elbow accidentally touched Lu Yifan's backpack.
Buzzing~~~~~
The vibrator switch inside was accidentally turned on.
The frequency is turned on to the maximum!
Lu Yifan's backpack moved on its own on the seat.
Danni Lee: "......"
Lu Yifan: "......"
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
This is just the end of bragging with people, and this kind of thing happened.
Then.
Li Danni squinted and said:
"I admit it, you can see my illness at a glance, and you are very skilled......
Hearing this, Lu Yifan was about to speak proudly.
"But the degree of perversion of your own is better than your medical skills!"
Li Danni's words directly choked Lu Yifan to death.
"Why are you so ugly?
Aren't I just buying a sex toy?
Messed with you?
This thing is sold in adult stores all over the street, and students can buy it casually!
It's not illegal, it's not disciplined, how can I become a pervert?"
Lu Yifan glanced at Li Danni angrily and said:
"I think you're perverted enough, too!
I'm almost 30 years old!
It's still a place!
I've been holding back for so many years, and I haven't touched a man yet.
Even someone else playing with a sex toy is said to be a pervert.
It's hard enough for your old man!"
"You...... You ......"
Li Danni was trembling with anger, and even her white rabbit was shaking wildly!
But after coming to his senses.
Li Danni asked in astonishment:
"You...... How do you know I'm still here?"
"As I said, I'm an old Chinese medicine doctor. Lu Yifan said in a serious way:
"And I'll tell you!
I can cure your disease, and I can cure it completely!
With this thing, you can cure your disease!"
Lu Yifan pointed to the vibrator in the schoolbag that was shaking wildly, and said with a playful smile.
"You still say you're not a pervert?
Are you a fool to be a curator with a vibrating egg?"
Li Danni's angry silver teeth clenched, and she couldn't wait to slap it over.
Wonderful!
Absolutely wonderful!
Where are the doctors of the whole world who use this method to cure diseases?
This has only appeared in the news, in the mouths of those so-called "masters" who cheat money and sex.
Lu Yifan gently condensed a stream of true yuan energy around the vibrator, and then said eloquently:
"Your illness, though it was caused by something recently.
But the root cause is that it is not satisfied!"
"From the perspective of Chinese medicine, it is the imbalance of yin and yang!
From the perspective of Western medicine, it is the endocrine disorder caused by the lack of female hormone secretion, which in turn leads to depression and anxiety. ”
"Your initial performance was that you liked hypochondria, and you felt that you were not good here, and you could not do it there.
The mood is irritable and loses interest in anything. ”
"By now, you've lost all interest in it.
has even completely begun to hate men and like women!"
"If you don't treat it, the hormones in your body won't be triggered.
Endocrine will be severely dysregulated!
When the time comes, it's not just mental!
Even your internal organs will be damaged, and in severe cases, cancer may appear!!"
Lu Yifan's analysis is seven points true and three points false.
The bluffing of Li Danni was stunned.
It's mainly the symptoms that Lu Yifan said, she really appeared!
And she hasn't liked women since she was a child.
Later, because he hated men too much, he turned to women.
"You can go and try.
Try and you won't get pregnant.
What if something happens to you?
Besides, even if there is no miracle, you have nothing to lose. ”
Lu Yifan pointed to his schoolbag and said calmly.
Li Danni hesitated for a moment.
grabbed Lu Yifan's schoolbag.
Then turned around and went in the direction of the toilet.
She just can't hold it anymore!
Every moment, this depression torments her and she wants to commit suicide!
I want to end my life soon!
If you can cure the disease, it is nothing compared to being embarrassed in front of this self-proclaimed old Chinese medicine doctor!
Anyway, when I got off the plane, I didn't know anyone!
If it goes on all the time.
Li Danni thinks it's better to die!
Lu Yifan saw Li Danni enter the toilet.
The corners of the mouth are slightly upturned.
As a matter of fact.
As long as there is that true element energy, she can solve her illness.
And that vibrator was just a random pull he had.
"Let you keep calling me perverted!
Your so-called perverted play with something cures your illness.
I see who's more perverted!"
(End of chapter)