"Brother Yang, Brother Long?" Li Xiaoqing was stunned when he saw Yang Meng and the others, and then ran over with a look of ecstasy: "Why are you here?"

Yang Meng looked at Li Xiaoqing with a gloomy face: "You came to school! What are you here for?

Li Xiaoqing hurriedly waved his hand: "Brother Yang, you misunderstood, I have nothing to do with them! That is my roommate's boyfriend, a staff member of a cultural company, and invited my roommate to dinner today." ”

Hearing him say this, Yang Meng's face looked better: "It's just a cultural company like this, how do you look at it, it's just a group of little ruffians." Don't get involved with them in the future. ”

Li Xiaoqing nodded and said, "Well, I know, I don't have any contact with them except for some part-time things." Brother Yang, Brother Long, why are you here?"

Long Teng said: "Haven't you watched the news? Your brother Yang has just become famous in the Rotten Country." ”

"What's going on?" asked Li Xiaoqing.

Yang Meng smiled: "Long Teng, why are you telling her this? She doesn't watch sports news." ”

Long Teng explained: "Li Xiaoqing, your brother Yang has just broken the Isle of Man TT world record. It's just a motorcycle race, our country's motorcycle culture is not strong, if you change to other sports, your brother Yang would have been famous a long time ago!"

Li Xiaoqing smiled: "I know that Brother Yang's motorcycle level is the best! I sometimes dream of the feeling of sitting on the back seat of Brother Yang's motorcycle when I was in Handong." ”

Yang Meng touched Li Xiaoqing's head: "Learn your skills hard and mix them up, and you can take a motorcycle when you go back in the future!"

Li Xiaoqing nodded desperately: "Well, that's it! Brother Yang, Brother Long, I invite you to dinner." ”

Yang Meng's face was black: "Let's use you to invite guests to dinner?" Let's go, let's go eat! Quanjude's roast duck, let's go and rub it." ”

Li Xiaoqing said happily: "Okay, okay, I really haven't eaten Quanjude! I really want to try it!"

Long Teng on the side coughed dryly: "Master, let's not be funny, okay? Who from the old Beidu will go to Quanjude to eat roast duck! Go to the 'Four Seasons Minfu' or 'Cheap Fang' to eat! Quanjude's duck is not delicious because the price is high and the quantity is small. It's too far from the original. There is also an additional 10% service charge, a watermelon juice 168. It's not that we can't afford to eat, but if the problem goes, I feel like a fool. There is also a manual fee to make a duck rack, which is not included in the service fee, anyway, there is a feeling of bullying the store, and now there are people to eat in addition to tourists?"

Yang Meng pointed to himself and said, "Aren't we just stupid tourists with a lot of money?

Long Teng was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Okay, let's go to Quanjude." ”

"Then why are you stunned? get in the car!" Yang Meng said.

Long Teng hurriedly said, "Don't worry, I'll go say hello to my friend." Find someone to help send Xiaoqing to school, I'm here, don't say hello to her, it's not like that. ”

Yang Meng nodded and said, "Okay, we'll wait for you in the car, by the way, by the way, ask Xiaoqing how she is doing in school!"

"Don't worry! I know!" Long Teng went straight to the school.

And Li Xiaoqing also said: "Brother Yang, I'll go say hello to my roommate, you wait for me here." ”

Yang Meng waved his hand and motioned for Li Xiaoqing to come over. He lit a cigarette and took a puff, and Ou Na also got out of the car and moved his hands and feet to hold the translator and quickly asked, "Yang, is this the friend you are looking for this time?"

Is your girlfriend in Han? Is it because of her that you separated from Susan?"

Yang Meng's face was black: "What are you thinking about? This is an ordinary friend." I said, how do you feel when you arrive in Han?"

"When I arrived in Paris, I was amazed and thought that this was what a metropolis should look like, but when I arrived in Han, I was shocked, which was completely different from what I imagined. ”

Yang Meng said with a smile: "After all, the northern capital is the capital of the Han Kingdom, and this is not the best city in urban construction, you go to the magic capital to have a look? I won't tell you, if you look at the magic capital and then look at Paris, then Paris is all rural!

Ou Na nodded, "I feel like I've really come to the right place now, it's completely different from what I imagined to be Han. ”

"Oh, what do you imagine the Han Kingdom to look like?" Yang Meng asked curiously.

Ou Na took the cigarette case from Yang Meng's hand and lit one for herself: "It's just listening to those European 'sinologists' in the media to talk about the Han Kingdom, you know, what 'police state', 'dictatorship', 'no human rights' and the like." I'm not afraid of your jokes, I was shocked when I saw the traffic jam just now, and I thought that Han people were all riding bicycles and not cars. I'm still wondering if I need to buy a bike. ”

Yang Meng smiled: "You are already very good, there are still many people who think that we Han people ride pandas as a means of transportation when we go out! I don't need to explain anything to you now, when you live in Han for a while, you will understand, you will find that those people are all farting, all kinds of Zhang Guan Li Dai out of context fabricated and smeared." I'm tired of going out. Whoever is doing well and who is doing bad is dumb and eating dumplings ------ knows in their hearts. But let me tell you, the city of Handong where I live is a small city in the Han Kingdom, and you don't expect me to be so prosperous there. Well...... Just check it out. ”

"I see, is it a small village?" asked Ona curiously.

Yang Meng shook his head: "How do you say it? A small city between the second and third tiers, well, much more prosperous than Liverpool." ”

Erna's eyes widened: "Is that still a small city?"

"In Han, this is a small city. Yang Meng said honestly.

Erna was dumbfounded, she was silent for a long time, and then suddenly said, "Wait a minute! I saw pandas when I was in German, and they were really cute!"

Yang Meng was a little confused: "You have changed the topic too much, right?

Ou Na said excitedly: "Pandas are so cute! Who doesn't love pandas! Why are you saying that they are obviously European creatures that are extinct in Europe?"

Yang Meng was completely speechless.

This foreigner is also very interesting, when he sees good things, he talks about his own, and when he sees bad things, he says that they belong to others.

For example, the Stars and Stripes.

About a hundred years ago, a virus broke out in the Stars and Stripes Country, which swept the world. This was obviously the first outbreak in the Stars and Stripes, but the Stars and Stripes directly named the virus 'Spanish Flu', and the name of Spain has been associated with the virus for more than 100 years.

And the good things they desperately say are their own.

For example, the giant panda, a national treasure of the Han Kingdom, only exists in the territory of the Han Kingdom in the world. In addition, the fossils of the ancestor of the panda 'First Panda' from 8 million years ago have also been found in the territory of the Han Kingdom. But the Europeans are not happy, why is such a cute panda not ours?

They fought for the panda

Finish.

As a result, many Europeans have fallen into YY, and there are various claims in the European media that "pandas are of European origin", such as "Maple Leaf scholars found 10-million-year-old herbivorous bear tooth fossils in Hungary", and tomorrow "Gallic scholars found 11.6 million-year-old herbivorous bear tooth fossils in Spain".

To this day, the Western world still refuses to admit that the panda originated from the Han Kingdom, and many countries in Europe say that they are the ancestors of the panda.

Let's not say whether they really found fossilized teeth, whether those fossilized teeth were really that long ago, or whether those fossilized teeth were fake, even if those fossils are real, just by finding fossils in one or two places, we can say that the giant panda originated from itself? This is what scientists do? They can't even do basic rigor!

And......

According to the history of giant pandas, which are millions of years old, the history of vegetarianism may only be about 5,000 years. More than 10 million years ago, they ate grass, and they still eat grass-eating bears? Are you funny?

But Ou Na's face was full of excitement now: "Yang, can we see the panda? Don't lie to you, I still have a set of panda-style underwear and underwear." ”

Yang Meng: "。。。。。。 ”

Panda style underwear and underwear?

Shouldn't it? When you take off your clothes and see that there is such underwear inside, is it completely 'sexual'?

"Ahem, Ou Na, go to school, work hard, save money in the future, and buy a panda to play!" Yang Meng said.

"Can I buy pandas in Han?" said Ou Na's eyes widened.

Yang Meng explained: "Well, it can't be regarded as a purchase. There are three forms of adoption, you can adopt a giant panda for one year, 100,000 yuan, you can adopt it for life, 500,000 yuan, if you want to adopt it for life and then give it a name? it will cost 1 million yuan, which is about 130,000 euros. If you adopt them, you can not take them home, but you have the right to visit, you can visit them, or you can have a professional keeper feed them, and the money is used to improve the living environment of the giant pandas. ”

After listening to Yang Meng's explanation, Ou Na was a little disappointed: "Can't you take it home? I still want to sleep with a panda in my arms!"

Yang Meng shook his head: "Believe me, that's for your own good! An adult giant panda weighing 100 kilograms spends at least half of the day eating, eating sixty or seventy catties of fresh bamboo shoots or thirty catties of bamboo leaves and bamboo branches every day, and then can pull out more than twenty catties of poop." If you raise it yourself, you're going to go crazy!"

"How can it eat so much!" said Ona's eyes widened at this.

Yang Meng said with a smile: "The digestive system of pandas retains the characteristics of carnivores, and its ability to digest plants is very poor, and it can only obtain energy by eating non-stop. It's not that they don't want to eat meat, it's just that they can't. Ouna, study hard, work hard, make money, adopt a giant panda in the future, and name it Ouna Tsepes, and everyone in your motherland will envy you!"

"Uh-huh! I'll do it!" Oni clenched her fists to cheer herself up.

The two were chatting here when suddenly a young man came up to him and asked Ou Na in standard star-style English, "May I invite you to coffee, this beautiful young lady?"