Chapter 2: Leaving the House
Five people entered the private room of the restaurant, did not look at the menu, and only asked the waiter to have a full banquet.
Shan Huatang raised his teacup, "Let's first wish Lao Zheng a happy 3rd anniversary of eating soft rice!"
The five people clinked glasses, Lao Zheng smiled and waved his hand, "Low-key and low-key, everyone is the same." ”
Between pushing the cup and changing the lamp, the five of them began to talk about life and ideals.
Lao Zheng, Zheng Fangyuan, should have been a happy day, but he kept sighing, as if his life was bumpy and he had experienced some setbacks.
Shan Huatang asked puzzledly, "Lao Zheng, you are the protagonist today, why do you look like this, are you being bullied by your wife?"
Recently, Zheng Fangyuan has been depressed in his heart, and he was locked up at home with no one to talk about, so the brothers got together and began to pour out a handful of snot and tears, every sentence of blood and tears, which is sympathetic.
"Brothers, don't you know, I was deceived by my wife back then, she said that I don't have to work after marriage, I believe she just got married to her, and some time ago I don't know who fanned her ear, saying how can a man not work.
Now it's okay, let me look for a job every day, but I haven't worked for three years, where do I go to work?
A lot of work is hard and tiring, and I'm used to being free again, you see how can I do those jobs with fine skin and tender meat? Besides, there are people doing easy work, and it won't be my turn, I'm too difficult!"
Shan Huatang comforted him, take your time, this matter can't be rushed, this is the same as a woman giving birth to a child with a child, she can't work in the three years from giving birth to her child going to kindergarten, and she can't find any work if she really has to work for a while and a half, so she can only take her time.
Perhaps it was because Zheng Fangyuan was touched by the pain in his heart, Lao Zhang and Zhang Huiming no longer concealed it, and decided to tell their pitiful experience.
"Alas, I'm really too hard, I used to have a job that was very easy, although the salary was not high, but it was quite decent, and I did it for four years.
At the end of last year, my wife didn't know what she was crazy about, and suddenly she felt that I was making too little money, so she asked me to change jobs, and I was angry.
Before getting married, she said that she would earn money, and she would support the family, but now it is good, she wants me to earn a lot of money, and I knew that I would not marry her. ”
Shan Huatang had just comforted Lao Zheng, but now Lao Zhang jumped out again, so he had to turn to comfort him.
"You must first put your mentality well, eat our bowl of rice, you must have a way, you only need to work hard to find it, whether you can find it is another matter, as long as you go to find it, do enough work on the surface, then your wife will naturally feel sorry for you. ”
It seemed that after hearing the words of relief, Lao Fang, Fang Zhengming couldn't hold back anymore and confided.
Shan Huatang had no choice but to comfort them one by one.
In the end, everyone looked at Lao Wang, Wang was healthy.
Under the expectation of four pairs of eyes, Lao Wang twisted and pinched, and said with some embarrassment: "I almost stepped on the second boat, and my wife is going to kick me out of the house." ”
The four of them were in unison, "The." ”
After chatting, the four of them sighed that although this bowl of rice was delicious, it was not easy to eat.
I think they were still a group of hot-blooded young people back then, working hard for their dreams, and saying that men should stand up to the sky.
If God had given them a chance to do it all over again, they might not have chosen this bowl of rice.
Then he talked about Shan Huatang.
"Lao Dan, you should have a very good life, your feelings are satisfactory, and your money bag is full?"
Shan Huatang smiled and shook his head, "We are true love, I would rather eat this bowl of rice for her." ”
The four of them are disdainful, how can this make you say so righteous and awe-inspiring, as if you are sacrificing yourself if you don't work.
Shan Huatang popularized science for them, "The highest level of eating soft rice, when you don't want to eat, people still beg you to eat again, when you want to put the bowl down, people beg you to hold it." ”
The four of them gave a thumbs up to Shan Huatang and praised one after another, "It is worthy of being a model student of soft rice, I really admire and admire!"
Shan Huatang said where he was, but in fact, he accepted it happily in his heart, the soft rice of the previous ninth world was not eaten for nothing.
Even if you're an idiot, you've got an experience.
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The meal was full of food, the five people moved chopsticks, the brothers got together, and the topic was endless.
After eating, come up with fruit.
Shan Huatang asked the four of them, "Is there any work, the working hours are short, relaxed, and there is also noodles, and the salary is low." ”
The four of them shook their heads one after another, indicating that they should give up.
"There is such a job, such as a bank specialist, but it needs to be certified, do you have a certificate?"
"I know some, like that company clerk, but you have to listen to people, can you stand it?"
"Your wife wishes you didn't go to work, what job are you looking for?"
"That is, you are not us, are you blessed or not, are you sick in the brain?"
Shan Huatang waved his hand, "You don't have to do anything every day, it's boring, okay?"
The four of them shook their heads in unison, "Ba Shi is very good." ”
Shan Huatang gave them a sentence, "If you want to eat soft rice well, you must find your own job." ”
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I arrived home at four o'clock in the afternoon, and my wife and princess also happened to arrive home.
"I'm going to take a shower and you'll drive later. ”
Today is the 60th birthday of my father-in-law Wang Deyi, and all the immediate family members will go to the banquet in the evening.
For his father-in-law Wang Deyi and mother-in-law Zhang Shufen, Shan Huatang has a good impression, because they don't mind his family, and they don't mind that he doesn't work, because in their opinion, daughters and sons-in-law earn the same money, and living happily is the most important thing.
Who doesn't like this kind of parents who understand righteousness and can see openly?
But there are also people who Shan Huatang doesn't want to see.
The princess is the youngest daughter in the family, and there are two twin sisters in their thirties, who have been wandering for many years and finally got married last year.
One found a well-known model, and the other found a well-known Internet celebrity, these two men have one thing in common, that is, they are many years younger than the woman.
Obviously, they eat soft rice like Shan Huatang, the only difference is that they all have jobs.
Because of this, these two sisters-in-law hold on to it, and every time they meet, they will ridicule Shan Huatang for not working, not looking like a man, unlike his own man, who has a decent job and a lot of income.
From memory, I can see that every time he was ridiculed before, the former owner of this body chose to swallow his anger, as if he didn't hear it, even if his wife and princess wanted to argue, he would stop her and say forget it.
Because what the other party said was reasonable, he was powerless to refute it.
Every time he saw these pictures, Shan Huatang would scold the stupid pig, this soft rice was too undignified.
At the same time, I feel sorry for my wife and princess, and I have to bear such vicious words.
Sure enough, in the evening, the first meeting between the two sisters-in-law and the princess was the topic of work.
"Little concubine, I heard that your husband is still staying at home, don't you want him to look for a job? This sister is going to talk about you, this man, you can't always be idle at home, sooner or later there will be problems, there are not a lot of TV on it, idle and idle, just idle until ······"
The more she said it, the more ugly it became, her face became more and more ugly, and finally she rose to the level of not having children, no matter how good the princess's cultivation is, her anger value will explode, and she will go back.
Her husband is her treasure, and her sister can't be ridiculed, she must defend her husband's dignity!
It's just that this time, before she could speak, her husband Shan Huatang spoke first, and his words were amazing, shocking the four seats.
"Two sisters, I want to make a bet with you, from now on, in a year, on my own, I will earn more than the two brothers-in-law combined, if I can't do it, I will leave the house. ”
The audience was shocked, is this a momentary rhetoric, or a bold ambition?