Chapter 696: Strange Big Fat Dun'er
Zhang Shanfeng was about to complain that Duan Jiu'er was not interesting enough, so he took himself to the place where Murong Xiaoxiao revealed the clues to him, and left in a hurry alone.
Looking at her pestilence-like expression, you can see that she is talking and laughing with herself on the surface along the way, but in fact, she has always been thinking about buying mushrooms, and she is simply absent-minded.
It's good now, throw Zhang Shanfeng in this unfamiliar place, and let him inquire about Yan Ruyu's whereabouts!
At this moment, behind Zhang Shanfeng, a strange sound of "hooting" came from the direction of the main gate of Xiushui Village.
This voice came straight at Zhang Shanfeng's head.
Zhang Shanfeng, who had eaten snow ginseng and successfully transformed the divine power of snow ginseng, felt that he had inexhaustible strength in his body at this moment.
Not only is the internal force more powerful than before, but even the reaction has become superb.
Zhang Shanfeng reacted very quickly, and without thinking much about it, he raised his foot and kicked at the round thing that came from the voice.
Bucking the trend, kick it back in the direction it came from.
As soon as I got my feet, I realized that what I was kicking was a sand ball sewn from cloth.
It was filled with sand.
Although Zhang Shanfeng didn't use much strength, he just kicked with his foot, only to see that the sandbag ball was kicked and shattered in the air, and the sand scattered in the air like rain and mist.
"Ahh
Following the sound, I saw a fat man with a scruffy beard sitting on the ground and kicking his feet and crying.
What's funny is that he is obviously not young, but in addition to acting like a child, he also looks like a child in terms of dress.
I saw tears gushing out of his big dull eyes,
Dressed in wide clothes, there are cartoon patterns on them, although the hair is short, but the middle of the forehead is like a peach-shaped island raised in the sea, and a bangs are deliberately left.
When he kicked his legs and shook his head, Zhang Shanfeng saw that he still had a long pigtail on the back of his head, and the whole person looked as funny as he could.
Zhang Shanfeng innocently looked at the sand ball that was kicked by himself, the sand had been evenly scattered, and only an empty cloth was left on the ground.
I saw that the ball was the size of a football ball, and it was full of sand.
Good guy, before this thing is kicked by himself, it must not have more than 30 pounds?
Where is this toy, it is clearly a murder weapon!
Zhang Shanfeng was glad that if he hadn't reacted quickly and was hit in the head by it, he was afraid that he would have to have the same IQ as the big fat dun who was sitting on the ground crying!
Just as he was thinking this, he suddenly heard a sharp voice coming from behind the gatehouse.
"The baby doesn't cry, who bullied our baby?"
I saw a middle-aged woman wearing a tight-fitting Ao Dai skirt walking out, hurriedly walking towards the big fat dun'er, shouting and coaxing him.
As soon as Zhang Shanfeng heard this voice, his head was a little big, to say that there was a big fat man sitting on the ground, who looked older than himself.
He has a bad head, so he just calls his mother when something happens, but this woman who responded to her doesn't look like she is sick, how can she respond so tacitly to this "giant baby" on the ground.
One bite at a time, people who listen to it have goosebumps all over their bodies.
"It's him, it's him who kicked my ball!" "Big Fat Dun'er saw that someone came to support him, and he immediately became arrogant.
He got up from the ground and walked towards Zhang Shanfeng with his head and tail, and his mother followed behind him and hurriedly helped him pat the dirt on his buttocks, and tidied up his clothes by the way.
After making the big fat dun stock offer comfortable, the middle-aged woman looked at Zhang Shanfeng again.
She looked at Zhang Shanfeng's eyes, and at first she had a slight affection, but after making sure that it was indeed Zhang Shanfeng who bullied his son, the woman's face immediately turned cold.
Zhang Shanfeng had to admire this mother-in-law, when she looked at her big fat son, she looked kind and a little good-looking.
But when she looked at herself, that kind face immediately turned into a mean face, and the thin contour line outlined her very much like the gatekeeper yaksha of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, or the kind of mother.
A pair of eyes were about to bulge out and stain Zhang Shanfeng's body, and a mouth with protruding buckteeth seemed to bite Zhang Shanfeng at any time.
"Say, what's the matter, why are you bullying my son?" the woman asked angrily, and the person followed out of the gate of Xiushui Village.
"Auntie...... I didn't mean it, he threw the ball on my head first......" Zhang Shanfeng explained honestly like a child.
As soon as he finished saying this, he couldn't cry or laugh, he was disrupted by their mother and son, and even had a feeling of returning to his childhood. It's just that Zhang Shanfeng in his childhood, he only bullied others, even if he occasionally did something excessive, no parent would dare to come to their Zhang family theory.
Now, if you are in your twenties, you have to apologize to others like a mentally handicapped child.
"What's wrong with throwing your head? My son wants to play with you, it's your pleasure!You're so good that you don't know what to do, and you kicked his baby ball!" the Yaksha reprimanded in a shrill voice.
"It's an honor, it's an honor, if you don't look at it like this, then I'll hit him on the head with a stone, can you feel it, this rare honor?" Zhang Shanfeng said, his toes gently hooking a basin-sized stone in front of the door.
I saw that the stone was light like a bubble and was lightly thrown up by Zhang Shanfeng with his feet, and then gently caught it with his hand, and then, as if it was alive, the stone was thrown between his two hands to play.
Zhang Shanfeng originally just wanted to scare this unreasonable woman like a yaksha, but he didn't really want to hit her son's head with a big stone.
Who would have thought that this woman would have been a little scared when she saw Zhang Shanfeng having such skills, but that fear turned into anger.
"Wow, you smash it, if you have the ability, you start with me first, knock me down first and then smash my son!" The more the Yaksha woman spoke, the more excited she became, and she simply stretched her head forward, almost getting into Zhang Shanfeng's arms.
The big fat dun didn't know what was going on in his head, and when he saw his mother arguing with someone, he clapped his hands happily.
"Mom is so powerful, Mom is so brave, I want to learn from Mom!" After speaking, he also hit his head on the stone in Zhang Shanfeng's hand.
When Zhang Shanfeng saw this mother and son, he couldn't analyze it with normal people's thinking, and he couldn't help but regret what he had to do with them, but he looked like a fool.
Thinking of this, as soon as he exerted his strength on the soles of his feet, he used his usual three points of strength, so he soared, rose out of thin air, and lightly dodged the collision between the mother and son, and stood on the door of the big village.
Before he could speak, he heard a "bang", and saw that the big fat pier that wanted to hit him couldn't hold his feet and crashed into the guardrail of the stockade.
Because his mother wanted to hold him, but because of the disparity in body and weight, he was suddenly pulled to the ground by his son, and the two of them fell to the ground together and began to cry and scold.
"Come on, someone, this guy fell so much that I hurt, bullying people to the doorstep!" the woman shouted upside down.