Guan Shihan was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then slammed Lu Yifan's chest with his pink fist, and said angrily: "It's running the train again, right?"

How can a mere student know the god of war?

Not to mention asking the god of the army to help one of your students run errands!

This is no different from Lu Yifan saying that he knows the president of the United States, and the president of the United States is his subordinate.

If Guan Shihan believes it, it will be strange!

"The charity auction is about to begin, and ...... Uh, Brother Fan, let's go over and have a look. ”

Xu Jing took Lu Yifan's hand and walked to the auction hall in the center of the hall.

At this time, Xu Jing changed into a low-necked aqua blue evening dress, and the well-tailored evening dress perfectly highlighted her pair of breasts (harmony).

White and tender, towering, there is a dazzling jade hanging on it, which makes it difficult not to look at her towering white and tender breasts. It's as if all she has left is that pair of breasts.

Lu Yifan looked down and saw bursts of turbulent waves, his eyes were full of white flowers, and he was dazzled when he saw it.

Lu Yifan couldn't help but bow his head and said to Xu Jing: "Why are you wearing such a revealing outfit! Your breasts are almost half exposed, right?"

"Brother Fan, this is how rare and strange you are, isn't it! What am I!

Oscars and Grammys, you know?

There are two leaves on the breasts of the female stars there, and even those wearing transparent gauze clothes!

I'm already conservative!

If I hadn't seen your old man coming, I wouldn't have changed into this set of clothes!" Xu Jing aggrievedly stuck on Lu Yifan's arm, rubbing and rubbing her chest again, like a little wild cat, tickling people's hearts.

"Ahem...... Well, it's true that I'm corny. ”

Guan Shihan is okay, the clothes she wears are made of fabric.

But this Xu Jing is different, the two slippery and soft plumps are very exaggerated!

The two meat balls were originally exposed at least half outside, plus Xu Jing could please Lu Yifan, and now that he has the opportunity, he is naturally a great chest (harmony) device, not only pressed very tightly, but also deliberately rubbed a few times from time to time when walking, and Lu Yifan was about to move, and he was uncomfortable.

After entering the venue, the auction has already begun, and the bidders are competing again and again, as if money is not money, but numbers.

At this moment, Lu Yifan's mobile phone suddenly buzzed.

Turn on your phone and take a look.

"If the Buddha asks to add you as a friend, do you agree?"

If you come to the Buddha?

Lu Yifan glanced at it, and his eyes were about to pop out!

The Buddha is the teacher of the Three Realms, the loving father of the Six Realms and the Four Beings, and also known as the Master of the Nine Dharma Realms. On the top of the Eagle Peak of Tianzhu Ling Mountain in Xiniu Hezhou, he cultivated six golden bodies. This person has vast magical powers and boundless mana.

When the Monkey King was at the peak of his power, there was a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and all the immortals had nothing to do with him, and the Jade Emperor was beaten and hid under the seat.

And at this time, the Buddha just used one palm to suppress Sun Wukong at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain!

Its mana is so strong that it can be said to be invincible in the Three Realms.

Higher than the status of the Jade Emperor!

How could such a character suddenly add himself as a friend?

Agree!

Buddha Rulai: "Amitabha, the poor monks who chatted in the heavenly court were banned for 10,000 years, and they had no choice but to add Taoist friends as friends. ”

Lu Yifan: "The Buddha is too polite!

Buddha Rulai: "The donor must not be a real immortal, right?"

Looking at the words of the Buddha, Lu Yifan was like falling into an ice cave.

He is worthy of being the master of the Buddha realm!

I saw through my true identity at a glance!

Lu Yifan didn't dare to hide it, so he could only admit stubbornly: "That's right, I'm a mortal." ”

Buddha Rulai: "Hehe, don't be afraid, the poor monk is not looking for trouble this time, but to send warmth." ”

Sending warmth?

Why do these words look so terrifying!

Do you also give me a five-finger mountain and press me for hundreds of years?

Lu Yifan: "I don't expect the Buddha to send any warmth, I just ask the Buddha not to blame me for stealing red envelopes in the group of immortals, just use them in the mortal world." ”

Rulai Buddha: "Amitabha, after the donor snatched the red envelope, not only did he not use it to do evil, but also helped many weak people, and also helped the underworld to capture the king ghost Mantong and Long Bo Song, which can be described as a complete merit, and the poor monk not only will not blame, but will be rewarded."

The poor monk was surprised to see the donor's bones, and here are a few books of immortal cultivation cheats to give to the donor, please choose from the donor. ”

After that, the Buddha sent a few pictures.

Lu Yifan couldn't help but pound in his heart!

If the Buddha's cheats are so awesome!

But after seeing the picture, Lu Yifan couldn't help but be stunned.

"Zero-based 30 days to learn to cultivate immortals"?

What the hell!

Lu Yifan: "(a sweaty expression) Buddha, can you change it?"

Buddha Nyolai: "Must be able to!Look!"

Another picture was sent.

Lu Yifan took a look.

"Five years of cultivating immortals, three years of simulation"?

Nima, do you think this is the college entrance examination?

Lu Yifan: "This book is not very suitable......

Buddha Rulai: "This is a masterpiece of immortal cultivation compiled by the poor monk in combination with the most popular textbooks in your mortal world!

Another picture was sent.

Lu Yifan took a look.

"Secrets of Cultivating Immortals, From Beginner to Hiccup"?

Isn't burp just dead, hey!

What do you mean by passing me this cheat?

Lu Yifan: "My feet, I'm not very suitable for cultivating your basic secret book Lord Buddha." ”

Buddha Nyolai: "That's a pity, but it's okay, I can help the donor do one thing as your reward for helping Heaven, but not too much." ”

Lu Yifan: "Thank you Buddha for your mercy!"

Buddha Rulai: "Amitabha, Mo Mo Da!" (three cute expressions)"

"We've been waiting for you for a long time, and now we're going to show the highlight of the charity auction! Here, we would like to thank Lu Guangzhong and Lu Gongzi for providing us with this string of Buddha light relics. ”

As he spoke, the auctioneer dimmed the lights on the scene a little.

In the darkness, people saw a string of beads emitting a faint light, lying in a box with a crystal light, beautiful.

"In order to verify the authenticity of the relics, we also specially invited the presiding master of Baoling Temple to identify the authenticity for us.

Come, Master of Resentment, please. ”

An old monk picked up the microphone and said unhurriedly: "The Buddha light relics provided by Lu Gongzi can make people feel ethereal and distracting thoughts when held in their hands.

This relic is definitely made after the death of my Buddhist master.

The old man dares to make such a guarantee!"

This master of the precept of anger is a highly respected monk of Buddhism, and when he spoke, everyone at the scene believed it.

"Five million!"

"I'll give 10 million!"

"Twenty million!"

"Twenty-five million!"

(End of chapter)