Chapter 283: Settle the Score
Zhou Wuluo knew that Cui Long said that he liked Tang Xi, but in fact, he was just talking and playing.
If you really let Cuilong make a move, maybe he will be instigated first.
But this young man, there are many things you don't believe, and I'm going to show you.
If Zhou Wuluo didn't say anything that was not suitable, Cui Long would not have talked so much about Zhou Wuluo.
And Zhou Wuluo seemed to have regarded Cui Long as a friend, in order to avoid many unnecessary bumps, he saw Zhou Wuluo squinting, and said quietly: "Cui Long, didn't you say that finding a girlfriend is just looking for someone to share your food? In that case, wouldn't you rather eat alone?"
Cui Long immediately said angrily: "You know a fart, Lao Tzu has developed recently!"
is the so-called food and clothing thinking about something, presumably Cui Long at this time is also because he feels that even if there is one more person to eat and drink nonsense with him, it is impossible to forget it.
Zhou Wuluo didn't know that Cui Long had just harvested millions of dollars, and looked at Cui Long's gaze with a little puzzled for a while.
But Zhou Wuluo, regardless of whether Cui Long is really developed or not, after rolling his eyes, Yu Yu said: "That's okay, let's count you as developed, then I'll settle accounts with you." ”
Cui Long glanced at Zhou Wuluo suspiciously, and wondered, "What kind of account?"
"Let's just say that you have a girlfriend now, think about it, every time you go out to play, two people watch a movie, is it over for a hundred dollars?"
Cui Long was stunned for a moment.
I saw Zhou Wuluo taking care of himself and said: "I'll tell you, this hundred yuan for an hour or two is still the most cost-effective, if you go out with your girlfriend for a day and eat a meal, it will be almost dozens of yuan, and it will be a few hundred yuan." Well, don't stare at me first, I'm already counting according to the minimum standard, this is still assuming that your girlfriend is just a very ordinary girl, you say that if your girlfriend is the one on the podium, a meal is not a few thousand yuan, but she can't get down! Okay, the minimum standard, a meal costs a hundred yuan, and at most it is only half an hour, what are you going to do with the rest of the time? Are you going to some amusement park or something, you can't take it to a free park, right? And the amusement park is just a ticket, is it a hundred yuan and gone? Not to mention the kind of facilities that charge for another fee. ”
Cui Long weakly tightened his neck and said with a dry smile: "Why are you telling me this?"
"This is still just the beginning, going out to play once will cost a thousand dollars, and the back will be even more powerful, and when your relationship goes further, whether you want to live together or something, rent money, water and electricity bills, etc., it's all money. Zhou Wuluo squinted and smiled, crossed his fingers and said slowly: "These are just small heads, the real big heads are your girlfriend's cosmetics, clothes and jewelry, according to the cheapest calculation, a lipstick is a few hundred, a set of clothes is hundreds, etc., etc., don't think that you can buy it once, this woman, lipstick clothes or something, even if you fill a cabinet, you will always feel less, not more." ”
Cui Long couldn't help but swallow his saliva, though
said that at this time, he had millions in his card, but the reason why Cui Long felt that he couldn't spend it was that it would cost two or three hundred at most, and listening to Zhou Wuluo say this, how long could it take to spend a few million yuan a day?
Zhou Wuluo squinted his eyes, and said quietly: "Hey, the last one is even more powerful, when your relationship is one step closer, when it's time to talk about marriage, first of all, the first time you come to the door, or spend a few thousand yuan, I'm afraid that the other party's parents can directly knock out the door, then you have to calculate, how many times do you have to go to the door, can you successfully persuade the other party's parents to marry their daughter to you?"
The corners of Cui Long's mouth twitched.
And Zhou Wuluo continued to himself: "However, even if you go tens of thousands of times, do you have to have a house first? The other party's parents will consider it? Don't talk about the one in your house, if it is not in your name, it is very embarrassing to say it, in this S city where every inch of land is expensive, I will also give you the cheapest calculation, a house, will the down payment be two or three million? What about the car? If it is five or six hundred thousand each, it will be a shame to say it, and then there is a bride price, at least it will cost hundreds of thousands, right?" And then the cheapest wedding, hundreds of thousands, is gone again. ”
Cui Long just wanted to open his mouth to say something, but Zhou Wuluo didn't seem to give him a chance at all, and said: "Don't think that you have successfully married, it's all over......"
"Stop, stop!" Cui Long seemed to finally be a little unbearable, after all, if Zhou Wuluo really calculated, millions would not be enough to have a girlfriend, so he interrupted Zhou Wuluo's words when he opened his mouth, and said angrily: "Ya, what you said is too extreme, does it cost me money to have a girlfriend from beginning to end?"
Zhou Wuluo narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "Otherwise, what do you think? Isn't this the way of the world now? If you say that you want to spend girls' money to try it, will those people immediately say that you are a waste?"
Cui Long couldn't help frowning, and said quietly: "When you say this, if the current boys don't have a thousand, they can't afford to find a girlfriend?"
Zhou Wuluo immediately squinted and smiled: "Of course, if you just want to have fun, you naturally don't have to worry so much, but I think most people are very responsible, which is why so many people are single." ”
Cui Long said weakly: "But not everyone is like this." ”
Zhou Wuluo sighed softly: "This kind of thing, it is true that there is no absolute, but according to the current situation, most people are like this, do you think that your luck is so good that the girl you fancy will not be that kind of person? ”
Cui Long pursed his lips angrily, looked weakly at Tang Xi on the podium, and after thinking for a while, he muttered: "But our teacher is not just beautiful, you see, what a temperamental person, maybe she is still a little rich woman, you say that someone like her, will she be able to support me and allow me to eat soft rice or something?"
The corners of Zhou Wuluo's mouth twitched suddenly, and he said angrily: "If you want to be supported by a rich woman, then ask yourself, are you handsome, do you have any great talent?"
Cui Long really pressed his hand on his chest and said slowly: "I think, I'm not ugly, but if you want to talk about talent, then it's amazing, are you me or have this possibility?"
(End of chapter)