"Squeak. ”

Pulling open the security door, Chen Yu walked into the house, saw Chen's mother cooking in the kitchen, and immediately showed a wicked smile, stood behind her with a schoolbag, and said, "Mom, what about cooking?"

"Well, cooking. ”

"How many black pots are there in our house?" Chen Yu asked.

Mother Chen glanced back at Chen Yu suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

"I was curious and asked. ”

"And a pan and steamer, what are you going to do?"

"Other than that, we don't have a spare pot at home?"

"It's gone. What the hell are you going to say?"

"Nothing. Chen Yu whistled, unzipped his schoolbag, took out five monthly exam papers from it, and waved proudly: "Your son's exam results are out." ”

"Oh. The penultimate ones. Chen's mother turned her head and continued to stir-fry.

"Positive!" Chen Yu stretched out two fingers: "Second in the class!"

Chen's mother's stir-fry action froze, and she turned around in confusion: "Positive?"

"That's right. Chen Yu shook his bangs: "Mother, fulfill your promise and eat this pot." ”

"You copied the first in the class?"

Chen Yu took out his mobile phone: "If you don't believe me, you can call our homeroom teacher and principal." ”

Hearing this, Chen's mother was skeptical: "Really, did you really take the second place in the class?"

"It's too underestimating your son and me. Chen Yu looked arrogant and pointed to the iron pot: "Mom, eat it! It's okay to take a bite, you have to gamble and lose." You've heard the story of Zengzi killing pigs......"

Chen's mother picked up the rolling pin on the kitchen counter......

......

Three minutes later, Chen Yu covered his pinch ear and walked to the living room with steps that his six relatives did not recognize.

Although he was beaten, he was also happy.

Sitting on the sofa, Chen Yu waved his big hand angrily: "Boss, pour me a glass of water." ”

Chen Yike glanced at Chen Yu, pursed his lips, and continued to hold the English book to memorize words.

"Second child, you go and pour it for me. ”

"......" Chen Erke didn't even have the interest to take a look, and all his attention was focused on the drawing board.

"Third child, can you get me a glass of water? ”

"Oh!" Chen Sanke nodded, picked up the cup on the coffee table, and walked away with clumsy steps.

"Hehehe. ”

Chen Yu laughed contentedly, picked up five rolls, and slapped them on the coffee table with a "bang": "Oops, the results are out." ”

Chen Yike is still memorizing words.

Chen Erke is still painting.

"The results are very good!" Chen Yu raised his voice.

Chen Yike memorized words in a different direction.

Chen Erke is still painting.

"I took the second place in the class!

Chen Yike subconsciously picked his feet, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed, and continued to memorize words.

Chen Erke is still painting.

"......" was silent for a moment, and Chen Yu was angry: "Can't you just pay attention to me?!"

Chen Yike is still memorizing words.

Chen Erke is still painting.

Chen Yu: "......"

"Brother!

At this time, Chen Sanke came over with a bottle of water and handed the cup to Chen Yu.

Chen Yu took the water cup with his left hand, and picked up an exam paper with his right hand to show Chen Sanke: "Third brother, look at my brother's score!

Chen Sanke's eyes widened in surprise: "Wow!

"Isn't it awesome?"

"Wow!"

"Hahaha. Chen Yu, who was admired by his sister, was immediately satisfied, took a big sip of water with a smile, and touched Chen Sanke's head: "The third child is still the most well-behaved." ”

"Hmm!" Chen Sanke nodded heavily, and then asked, "But what is the score?"

“...... cough cough cough cough ......"

"Ahem, ahem!"

Chen Yu, who was choked by the water, coughed painfully.

"You...... Ahem...... You go to kindergarten and don't have a grade?"

"No, I don't. ”

"And how did you rank on the exam?"

"Look at who has more little red flowers. Chen Sanke looked at the exam paper seriously and scratched his head: "Is the score a little red flower?" ”

“...... Forget it, you go get busy, I don't want to talk to you anymore. ”

Sighing, Chen Yu swallowed the water in the cup in one gulp, put the cup on the coffee table, shook off the water droplets on his hand, and frowned: "How did you get the water, third child? ”

"I picked it up in the toilet. ”

Chen Yu: "?!!"

Chen Yike looked up sharply.

Chen Erke turned his head sharply.

"It's all on my hands. Chen Sanke raised his wet little hand.

“......”

After being silent for a long time, Chen Yu rushed to the bathroom and retched frantically.

"Gross!"

"Wow!"

"Ahem...... ...... vomit"

Chen Yike put down the English book and looked at Chen Sanke in shock: "You... Why are you going to go to the toilet to get water?"

"The faucet can't reach!" Chen Sanke pinched his waist with confidence.

"That's... Then you drink your own water, and you also connect the water from the toilet?!"

"Clean nonsense!" Chen Sanke pouted: "No matter how thirsty I am, I won't be able to talk to the water in there, it's too dirty." ”

Chen Yike: "......"

Chen Erke: "......"

"Whew!" the retching sound in the bathroom became more violent.

"Vomit ......"

......

An hour later, dinner began.

Chen Sanke pushed open the bedroom door and shouted to Chen Yu, who was lying on the bed and didn't know whether he was alive or dead: "Brother, it's time to eat!"

“...... You go. Chen Yu stretched out a straight index finger: "I don't want to see you." ”

"It's time to eat. ”

"I'm not eating. You go. ”

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. Not next time. ”

"Why is there a next time?" Chen Yu suddenly sat up: "Let me out!

"I... I didn't mean to, either. ”

Chen Sanke lowered his head and played with his fingers aggrievedly.

"Didn't you mean to? You said the water in the toilet yourself...... Dirty, nay, ......"

"That's why I don't drink it. ”

"Hey, you're ...... go."

"Eat, brother. Chen Sanke stepped forward, grabbed Chen Yu's ankles with both hands, and pulled hard.

"Don't! Don't touch my ......"

"Plop. ”

Before he finished speaking, Chen Yu was dragged to the ground.

Chen Yu: "......"

"Eat, brother. ”

"Let go of me!

Chen Yu didn't dare to kick his legs hard, for fear of hurting Chen Sanke, so he could only grab the foot of the bed and wanted to climb on the bed, but Chen Sanke used his strength again and dragged him out a meter away.

"God, let go of me!"

"It's time to eat!"

"Don't... Don't put it off, are you genetically mutated? Why are you working so hard......

"Mom told me to find you to eat, and I can't do it if I don't eat. ”

"Let go! let go......"

......

Two minutes later, Chen Yu sat at the dining table in disheveled clothes.

In front of him was a new pair of dishes and a pair of disposable chopsticks.

"Why do you want to use disposable chopsticks for me. ”

Mother Chen glanced at Chen Yu: "There are not enough chopsticks." ”

Chen Erke raised his hand: "No! Mom said you were too dirty." ”

"Bang!"

Chen's mother suddenly gave Chen Erke a chopstick: "Just your mouth!"

"I'm not eating!" Chen Yu stood up angrily.

"Sit down and eat!" Chen's mother glared: "Isn't it just a little drunk...... Is the water there? It's not dirty. The waiters at the Japanese Hotel still love to drink...... Poof, haha. ”

Mother Chen finally couldn't help laughing.

Chen Yike: "Hahahaha." ”

Chen Erke: "Haha!"

Father Chen: "Hey, hey, hey......"

Chen Sanke: "Hah." ”