Chapter 193: Twenty-eight years old, sloppy
Lao Zhang's dishes have entered the Tao, and they have their own spiritual power, your realm is so low, it is normal to make progress after eating. ”
Lu Dongbin didn't care, and the weak chickens in the foundation building period improved...... It's still the foundation building period.
"Wow, I can't become an immortal if I eat a few more meals?"
Zhang Gui looked at Zhang Kui, his eyes lit up.
"No, it's the first time you've come into contact with esophageal breath to have a significant effect, and it's not going to be there next time. ”
Zhang Kui explained, lest the shopkeeper pester pester him to cook every day.
"No, it's the first time you've come into contact with esophageal breath to have a significant effect, and it's not going to be there next time. ”
Zhang Kui explained, lest the shopkeeper pester pester him to cook every day.
My old Zhang is also a wrist, how can I be reduced to a cook?
"Well, that's right. ”
Zhang Gui looked disappointed.
But it's good to be able to improve one level.
At least now Zhang Gui is already the highest person in the mortal world.
There is no need to think about the days when there are immortals cooking and eating every day, probably laziness can be contagious, and the king of the stove is still at ease when he eats takeout.
"It's not that I said, the chicken wings in this store are too inferior, and the seasoning is not good......"
However, Zhang Kui likes to comment on the shortcomings of other people's dishes while eating, but it makes the immortals' appetite plummet, and the takeaway can make a smaller amount and save a lot.
"I can't stop your mouth if you have food, forget it, don't eat it. ”
Shen Gongbao glanced at the Lord of the Stove with a tired face, took out a cigarette and squatted on the side.
"Together, together. ”
Lu Dongbin also squatted with Shen Gongbao.
Ignoring the two Asian squatting and smoking at the door, the three-headed dog was looking at the table with a whin.
Sure enough, the food in the mortal world is not very attractive, but after being hungry for a few days, now the three-headed dog wants to eat even if it is shi.
"By the way, I'm twenty-eight years old today, do you want to wash your sloppiness?"
Zhang Gui was full of food and drink, and suddenly remembered.
"yes, you're twenty-eight years old...... Well, it's done. ”
Wen Xixi just put down the chopsticks, listened to Zhang Gui's words and went to wash his hands.
“...... I mean, do you want to clean up?"
Zhang Gui's eyebrows furrowed.
"There is a self-cleaning formation in the inn, and all the trash cans have an annihilation array, why do you clean up?"
Lu Dongbin spread his hands.
"Uh...... That, isn't there no formation outside the inn, and the swimming pool is cleaned up?"
Zhang Gui pondered for a while, and when he was twenty-eight years old, he always felt that there were shortcomings if he didn't engage in hygiene.
"That's fine, I'll figure it out. ”
Shen Gongbao went to the swimming pool with a cigarette in his mouth, and half of the water in the pool flowed under the gaze of Shen Gongbao.
When it sounded, it turned into a stream of water and brushed the walls of the pool.
Shen Gongbao thought about it, and then controlled the flow of water and brushed the sun umbrella on the deck chair next to him.
Look at the door, and directly control the water to rush over.
"Don't mind, I don't have to ...... Leopard."
The sunflower at the door looked at the rushing water in horror, and was washed straight before she finished speaking.
"Woooooo
The three-headed dog was controlled by a replica of the fairy rope, and could only move in a small area, and could not hide in the face of the water that covered it like a wave.
Shen Gongbao looked at the dusty sunflowers and dogs, and nodded with satisfaction.
Along the way, the stove and the small school yard were also washed.
After it was done, looking at the water that had become muddy with dust, Shen Gongbao waved his hand.
The water turned into a water dragon and shot towards the back mountain.
Shen Gongbao clapped his hands with satisfaction, returned to the pool, snapped his fingers, and the water in the air gathered, instantly filling the pool again.
"Okay, that's it, what else is there to get?"
Shen Gongbao patted Zhang Gui, who was stunned in front of the door, on the shoulder.
"Wow, Brother Leopard, you control the water so well, teach me. ”
Zhang Gui handed Shen Gongbao a cigarette.
"Hehe, it's no problem to teach you, but that's all you need to cultivate...... Forget it, I'll give you the whole simplified version. ”
Shen Gongbao took the cigarette and did not refuse.
Seeing that it was still early, Zhang Gui drove to prepare some New Year's goods.
There are too many strange goods in the town, so after thinking about it, Zhang Gui still drove to the city.
When he entered the shopping mall in the city, Zhang Gui found that something was not right.
In the past, even if it wasn't about to be a holiday, the crowd was bustling.
Today, however, it is sparse.
Not only are there few people, but there are also many people wearing masks.
"Hey, beauty, why are there so few people today?"
Zhang Gui bought a listening at a convenience store, and by the way, asked the cashier girl who wore a mask.
"How long has it been since you've watched the news?"
The sister gave Zhang Gui a blank look, took out her mobile phone and clicked on the scarf to show him.
"A new circovirus?"
"The epidemic is spreading across the country?"
"Hundreds of confirmed cases?"
"Multiple deaths?"
Zhang Gui looked at it, then took out his mobile phone to check, and the more he looked at it, the worse his face became.
This kind of news came from the Chinese New Year, and this year can't be over?
"Medical masks to prevent infection! 10 yuan each!"
As soon as Zhang Gui turned a corner, he saw a stall selling masks.
When I got closer, I saw that a large pack of masks for a few yuan was sold by this group of unscrupulous vendors at a price of ten yuan each.
"Tsk, it's really dark. ”
Zhang Gui smashes it, smashes it, what is the difference between this and robbing while the fire is hot?
I don't know if I didn't bump into it, but since I did, I have to punish it with a small punishment.
Zhang Gui touched his chin and stretched out his hand.
The mana surged, and a "hidden trick" made all the masks invisible.
"Huh, where's my mask?"
The stall owner rubbed his eyes, and all the masks that were there just now disappeared all at once?
"Oh, it's not just masks. ”
Zhang Gui pursed his lips, took advantage of the stall owner's shock, and directly hypnotized the goods.
In the cultivation of the foundation building period, the soul is much stronger than that of mortals, although there is no special study of the soul, but some small spells learned from the bull head are enough.
"How much money do you make by reselling masks?"
Zhang Gui also wore a mask before coming to the stall owner.
"More than seventy thousand. ”
The stall owner replied sluggishly.
"It's okay, let's make a whole and donate 100,000 yuan to the Red Cross. ”
Zhang Gui instructed, and Weixin could donate it directly, which is convenient.
The stall owner answered and operated it on his mobile phone.
"Change that 'ten yuan each' to 'free collection', and after the masks are distributed, you can go and clean the street and go home." ”
Zhang Guifa resolutely took it, and the mask that was hidden before was revealed again.
In fact, this "hidden secret" is only for stall owners, and others do not see the masks disappear at all.
Others saw a man wearing a mask talking to the stall owner, and the stall owner changed the sign and gave everyone masks for free.
Zhang Gui whistled and walked away with his trouser pockets in his pocket.
"This is a chance to make up for your mistakes, otherwise you will definitely go to the Knife and Saw Hell. ”
Zhang Gui strode away with peace of mind, well, I still have to prepare New Year's goods.
Twenty-eight years old, sloppy.
Not only physically, but also on the utensils, it is best to be sloppy in the soul, and you should also wash it.
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