"The old man also wants to see how the world has changed over the years. ”

Shennong: It's impossible to kidnap my girl like this, hum!

"Can I not pay if I don't go?"

"Oh, you're going to pay your debts in front of the saints?"

"Oh, such a good event, my Lao Lu must have to contribute money and efforts!"

"By the sea, I haven't seen the sea since I left Beihai with my eldest brother. ”

Guan Erye, who was hiding in the corner, sighed very emotionally, time was like an arrow, the sun and the moon were like a shuttle.

"Seafood, beer, you have to take care of it, count me in. ”

Well, no problem, anyway, the local tyrant Lao Lu pays for it.

That is Shennongye, Lu Dongbin, Guan Erye, Nuwa, Weaver Girl, and Zhang Gui himself, six people go, and a van is just right.

"It's done, I'm going to book a villa by the sea. ”

Zhang Gui decided how to be comfortable and how to come, anyway, there was a big wrong.

I flipped through the phone book and called the travel agency.

"Hey, Manager Huang, help me book a six-bedroom villa on Haiyi Island tomorrow. ”

"Why is it so expensive? Tomorrow is Wednesday and it's not the weekend...... What, Tanabata?"

Zhang Gui hung up the phone in confusion.

Then asked the Weaver Girl: "Weaver Girl, it's Tanabata tomorrow, and your husband hasn't released it yet?"

Weaver Girl: "(⊙ˍ⊙) a?

The crowd squinted.

"Oh, people stay together every day, how can you remember such a broken day!"

The Weaver Girl said that it was not an anniversary, so why did she remember it?

Oops, it's good for this little thing to be remembered by the little cow!

"So, don't you have anything to do on Tanabata? Don't you have to respond to the begging skill?"

Zhang Gui thinks that the Weaver Girl is the protagonist of this festival, isn't it okay to skip work?

"It's all automated, and it's good to see if the equipment needs to be maintained every ten or eight years. ”

The Weaver Girl said that this is not a matter, Guan Erye nodded in agreement, if it is not automated, Guan Erye is probably the busiest god.

"So, you don't plan to use Tanabata as an excuse to release your family's plea?"

Zhang Guiqi squinted.

"Well, I think so, I want to think about it...... Well, forget it, let's keep it closed, go play or something, it's too annoying to take your husband with you!"

Well, the cowherd knows that he will definitely cry and faint in the toilet. (Cowherd: Author, you wait, my Weaver Girl can't be so ruthless!)

Zhang Gui called back Manager Huang and confirmed that he had booked a six-bedroom villa, anyway, it didn't matter if it was expensive, someone would give money.

Manager Huang sent a QR code for receiving money on WeChat, and Zhang Gui casually forwarded it to Lu Dongbin.

Lu Dongbin: "......"

Tanabata all go to play, if there is no one in the inn, take it off the shelves first.

Zhang Gui went to the merchant background of the official account and closed the room.

Seeing that there was nothing wrong, Zhang Gui drove the broken van to the town.

After all, I want to use the car tomorrow, Zhang Gui put the rear seats on and went to wash the car first, although it was a little broken, but it still had to be cleaned, right?

After washing the car, I went to the supermarket in town to get a few cases of beer and make up some ingredients.

Well, let's get a hot pot tonight, after all, with the amount of food of the gods, stir-frying can only exhaust the cook.

After shopping, the car drove to town.

Adjacent to Tanabata, the town smells of dog food.

Merchants are hanging out piles of promotional advertisements.

What "Romantic Tanabata, free gifts!"

What "love in the Milky Way, love in Tanabata." ”

What "come hand in hand, Tanabata and seven folds!"

What "XXX is free to use! The big bed room is only 7% off!"

What "Come if you want to love, Tanabata party!"

......

Hey, wait, it looks like there's something weird mixed in.

No, I really want to go to the singles party......

Forget it, I've seen real fairies, and those little fairies of mortals really can't see it.

As an old single dog, Zhang Gui felt that he had been hurt tons.

secretly cursed in his heart, "May there be lovers in the world who will eventually become brothers and sisters", and then hurriedly stepped on the accelerator and ran away.

Go back to the inn and move your things back to the house.

Qian Duoduo and Wang Fugui have already gone back to deliver the courier.

In the hall, Shennong Ye was playing a game with the girl who got a new mobile phone.

Well, they're jumping in solo.

The Weaver Girl changed into a set of casual clothes, sneakers, jeans, T-shirts, and hairstyles were changed to ponytails, but she was full of girlishness.

This girly-looking older wife is holding her phone on video.

"Haha, sisters, look at it, this is the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper said hello to my sisters!"

The Weaver Girl saw Zhang Gui and turned the screen around.

There are a bunch of faces on the screen, well, there are six beautiful fairy sisters.

"Hello fairy sisters. ”

Zhang Gui waved his hand in confusion.

"Oops, this little brother is so cute!"

"Do you have a girlfriend?

"It looks like Jing Yuan is stable, and it should have been a long time since I was close to a woman. ”

"Hey, you little filthy girl!"

"Cut, don't talk about me who watches people's spring dreams every day. ”

......

No wonder it is said that two women are equal to a thousand ducks, and these six fairies are afraid that they are equal to tens of thousands of ducks.

twittering left and right, even if the voice is better than many voice actors, Zhang Gui is still defeated.

I can't even hear what I'm saying, okay?

Looking at the Weaver Girl who communicated with the fairy sisters without any obstacles, Zhang Gui felt that this fairy's communication ability was too strong.

Away from the Weaver Girl who was on video, Zhang Gui just wanted to walk out of the door to bask in the sun, but was pulled by a thick arm.

"Shopkeeper, I haven't had a morning exercise today. ”

Guan Erye stuffed the Guan knife into Zhang Gui's hand.

Zhang Gui took the knife with a bitter face.

"Today I will fight back. ”

Well, the next period of time will be the time for Zhang Gui to be abused.

Lu Dongbin, who was nibbling on a watermelon, applauded from time to time.

An hour later.

Zhang Gui took the bathroom set sent by the Jade Rabbit sister paper and brushed himself with "Shui Yuan Decision".

With nothing to do, Zhang Gui played with a few immortals for an afternoon.

Seeing that night was approaching, Zhang Gui put away his mobile phone and went to dinner.

Or the bottom of the mandarin duck pot, let the amateur Xiao Er Lu Dongbin use a spell to clean the ingredients, and Zhang Gui beckoned everyone to take a seat.

Looking at the boiling hot pot, Shennong couldn't help but scoop up the hot pot soup full of red oil with a spoon.

"Tsk, this one is much more toxic than that bottle of tea. ”

Shennong smacked his lips and savored it.

Zhang Gui: ┌(。 Д。 )┐！

"Drinking two tons is estimated to cause breathing difficulties, which is not a big problem. ”

Zhang Gui: "......"

Master Shennong, if you continue like this, I'm afraid that if you don't poison you, you will be scared to death.

Don't talk nonsense, eat.

The meal ended quickly, though.

No matter who eats with Shennongye, it is estimated that he will not be able to swallow it.

Because Shennong Ye will constantly comment on the toxicity of various foods, for example, the plate of lean meat slices on the table has some kind of toxin, and eating too much may cause nausea, dizziness and even damage to the heart, kidney yang deficiency and so on.