In Zhang Kun's mind, every soul stranded in the world is trouble, big trouble.

Although the souls stranded in the world are very pitiful, there are so many pitiful that Zhang Kun can't help rescue them one by one.

I'm just an ordinary person, okay, although I can see the soul, but in my heart, Zhang Kun never sees himself as the savior who saves the world.

That was Superman's mission, not something that his little high school student should worry about.

Unless he encounters something that he can't get rid of, Zhang Kun definitely doesn't want to take the initiative to cause trouble.

So I endure, I endure, I can hide one is one!

"Open your eyes, look, look at me, really, rare handsome guy. ”

"Don't do that, little brother, it's not a big deal to admit it. ”

"Why don't I sing to you? Haha, I'm a great singer. ”

......

Rory chattered a lot, but Zhang Kun completely ignored it.

Hmph, you want me to admit it, dream, I'm not that stupid.

The soul floating in the air looked at Zhang Kun helplessly.

Zhang Kun looked like he didn't eat oil and salt, and he was stunned and completely ignored his existence.

Damn, you saw me just now.

Okay, do you want to hold on? I'll hold it with you, but I want to see how long you can hold on.

The ghost smiled proudly, he had become a ghost, there was not much but time.

If you don't work for a day, it's a week, and if you can't do a week, it's a month.

I don't believe it, you can last so long without showing your feet.

Now that it has been decided, the ghost is not in a hurry, he hummed a small tune and flew around Zhang Kun.

Then he said a few words to Zhang Kun from time to time.

Zhang Kun felt the bitterness in his heart, why, obviously no one led the way, how could he meet one at school, is this his life?

Zhang Kun didn't give up, he decided that he must pretend to the end.

One person and one ghost are consumed like this.

As the day slowly passed, Zhang Kun lay motionless on the table, and the ghost did not hesitate to revolve around Zhang Kun.

After school, Zhang Kun ignored the existence of ghosts, took his schoolbag and came to the school gate, found Li Xin, and the two went home together.

The ghosts on the road still kept causing all kinds of trouble to Zhang Kun.

For example, flying in front of Zhang Kun's eyes and blocking his way.

Or, keep making all kinds of strange noises to stimulate Zhang Kun's ears.

Then, he suddenly jumped out of a certain corner, hoping to scare Zhang Kun.

Well, in short, the ghost is doing everything, and he tried his best, hoping to force Zhang Kun to show his feet.

However, hmph, after getting along with ghosts for a long time, Zhang Kun has long been used to this.

Zhao Lina used to like to tease Zhang Kun like this the most, teasing it from time to time, and she really scared Zhang Kun several times at the beginning, but later there were more times, and Zhang Kun ignored it.

But are ghosts scary, huh, I've seen fewer ghosts?

You want to scare me, dream!

Zhang Kun was secretly proud in his heart.

When I got home, what should I do, in short, completely ignore the existence of that ghost.

But.......

Zhang Kun stood outside the toilet, spinning around.

Damn, this bastard, I go to the toilet with me?

Damn, I'm not in the habit of stripping my ass for others to see.

Damn it.

Helpless, Zhang Kun could only endure it.

But.......

Zhang Kun stood in the bathroom, and a translucent figure floated around next to him.

From time to time, he also made sounds such as "take off, take it off, let me see" and so on.

Zhang Kun gritted his teeth fiercely, but, endure, I endure.

He resisted his anger and scratched his head "pretend".

"Forget it, it's not hot today, it's not washing. ”

After speaking, Zhang Kun threw away the towel and went directly to the bedroom.

You make trouble, I'll let you make trouble, I'm afraid that you can't do it, I'll sleep, sleep.

But.......

Zhang Kun was lying on the bed, his eyes closed, but he couldn't sleep.

If there's a bastard who keeps singing pop songs in your ear, can you sleep?

Bear, I endure, I can't hold on!

Zhang Kun sat up violently, he looked angrily at the ghost next to the bed: "You damn bastard, I go to the toilet with you, I take a bath, fuck, you don't let me be stable when you sleep, what do you want to do, and let people live." ”

was scolded by Zhang Kun for a while, and the ghost was stunned for a moment, and then a wild smile appeared on his face.

"Haha, I knew you were pretending, you saw me, you really saw me. ”

Now that he has decided not to pretend, Zhang Kun also let it go, and he looked at the ghost fiercely.

"I can see you, I see what about you, you bastard, bastard, turtle egg. ”

"I didn't recruit you, I didn't provoke you, what are you doing with me?"

"Follow the toilet, follow the bath, you perverted voyeur. ”

Zhang Kun scolded angrily for a while, until he was out of breath when he scolded, and then he stopped, but his two eyes were still staring at the ghost fiercely.

This bastard, who has been harassing him for a day today, will not even let him sleep now.

Damn, you don't have to sleep.

Hey, speaking of this, Zhang Kun was suddenly stunned, as if he really hadn't seen Zhao Lina and Ye Nantian sleep with them.

So in other words, this guy really doesn't seem to have to sleep!

Zhang Kun's head is big, this bastard, he looks faceless and skinless, if he is entangled in the future, it will really be over.

I was followed by ghosts when I went to the toilet, I was peeping in the bath, I was harassed when I was sleeping, I was blocked from walking, and I had to be prepared for when a grimace suddenly appeared in the rice bowl when I ate.

As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Kun felt so painful.

Why, why do these guys have to pester themselves, woo.

Zhang Kun really wanted to cry.

The ghost was scolded by Zhang Kun for a while, but he didn't look angry at all, he smiled and looked at Zhang Kun, look here, look there, and look at Zhang Kun's heart numb.

"What the hell do you want to do?" Zhang Kun said fiercely.

The ghost smiled: "No, what did you do? It's the first time I've seen it, and someone can really see the dead person, it's just curious." ”

Hmph, Zhang Kun pursed his lips disdainfully, saying this, who believes it.

"Since that's the case, then you've seen it, please, what should you do, I'm going to sleep, please don't harass me again. Zhang Kun said viciously.

The ghost grinned and didn't care: "Don't say that, it's really the first time I've seen someone see us, it's a strange feeling." ”

"By the way, can you see ghosts, is it born? Or is it an acquired mutation?

The corners of Zhang Kun's eyes trembled, and he roared angrily: "You were just struck by lightning, and your whole family was struck by lightning!"

Fuck, it's only those who do bad things that get struck by lightning, shit.

"Well, yes, if you are struck by lightning, you will definitely die, at that moment, at least 100,000 degrees of heat, everything is scorched. The ghost pinched his chin and said thoughtfully.

Looking at the ghost's casual look, Zhang Kun sighed helplessly.

This guy, is he really faceless and skinless, he scolded him like this, but he still didn't react, damn it, it seems that not only people are invincible, but ghosts are too.

And I'm afraid it's even more powerful.

A cheap person may still be cured, but if he can't stand it, he can beat him severely, and even catch him and lock him up.

But ghosts, damn, you can't beat them if you want to, and they come and go freely.

On the contrary, if the slut wants to harass, Zhang Kun will not go out.

But ghosts, even if there are 10,000 locks and 10,000 doors, they can't stop them.

Through the wall and through the wall, this is Zhang Kun's most envious of ghosts besides flying.

Zhang Kun gave up, he lowered his head helplessly: "What do you want to do, let's talk about it." ”

Zhang Kun's heart was crying, he was haunted by ghosts, he really couldn't help it, woo!

Finally saw Zhang Kun admit defeat, and the ghost smiled proudly: "That's right, I have no ill will towards you." ”

Zhang Kun was speechless, he harassed me like this, and he called it no malice?

"Don't be like this, there's really no malice, but I really have something to ask you, it's a good thing!"

"Straight ahead!" Zhang Kun said angrily.

The ghost grinned: "Okay, okay, I said, actually, that's it, I want to introduce you to a girlfriend!"