Chapter 117: The Shameless Jade Emperor

"Master, why did you suddenly become so old?" Gong Zili couldn't help but wonder.

"Excuse me...... It's a side effect of the exercises, and after seven days I'll be back to normal. Lu Yifan prevaricated.

Hearing this, Gong Zili looked at Lu Yifan with autumn waves in her eyes, hugged his arm tightly, her expression was pure and innocent, and her appearance was very attractive.

And Lu Yifan's old arm, held tightly by Gong Zili, was deeply trapped between the two proud snow-capped mountains, and he couldn't pull it out.

"What's the matter, little goblin, your master and I have become old men in their eighties, and you are still so angry?" Lu Yifan touched Gong Zili's hair and teased.

Gong Zili lazily gently pushed Lu Yifan to the grass next to a clear stream in a valley, pressed him to the ground, and said with a smile: "Whether the master is twenty years old or eighty years old, the little fox loves it!"

Because, the master is the master, and no matter how old I am, I am also my handsome master!"

Lu Yifan was very happy when he heard this, his fingers condensed a true element, and gently swiped it on Gong Zili's body.

This little fox became a slippery little fox without skin.

"Come on, come on, let you see the majesty of the eighty-year-old Uncle Lu Nima!"

Immediately afterwards, from the grass to the tree, from the tree to the stream, everywhere left traces of the warmth of the two of them.

Two hours passed.

Gong Zili lay in Lu Yifan's arms, her fingers drew circles on his chest, looking like she was fed, and said lazily: "Master, you still say that you are eighty years old, and you are not as fierce as you at the age of eighteen!"

You got people for two hours at once, you're so bad!"

Lu Yifan was also extremely proud: "Let's call it old and strong!"

At this time, Lu Yifan finally understood why many people had to cultivate immortals one after another.

Immortal cultivators can still do more than two hours in a row when they are in their eighties.

What about mortals who don't cultivate immortals?

I'm afraid I can't even be hard when I'm eighty years old, right?

Even if a beautiful woman is lying in front of you, you can only stare dryly!

Thinking of this, Lu Yifan was interested again, picked up the palace Zili in his arms, and enjoyed it fiercely in this green mountains and green waters.

After another two hours, Gong Zili cried and shouted and begged Lu Yifan to let him spare him.

Although Lu Yifan was not satisfied, he didn't dare to abuse his little wife anymore, so he put on his pants and Mingjin withdrew his troops.

Gong Zili was lying in his arms, and the one she slept was called a sweet one!

A Jindan stage Dzogchen monk fell asleep when he was tired, and he snorted faintly, which shows how fierce Lu Yifan was just now!

Seeing Gong Zili sleeping in his arms, Lu Yifan couldn't pull his hand, so he simply took out his mobile phone and opened the Heavenly Court chat group.

Jade Emperor: "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone!"

Sun Wukong: "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, fairy friends!"

Hades: "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Does the Jade Emperor have any holiday gifts today?"

Erlang God: "Uncle, ask for a Mid-Autumn Festival gift!!"

The fairy in the dress: "What? The Jade Emperor is going to give out gifts! Sisters, come quickly!!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Ouch, I'll go, why is the Jade Emperor suddenly so generous?"

The Jade Emperor glanced at it, and originally said happy holidays to each other, why did he suddenly ask for gifts from himself?

Jade Emperor: "Don't say it, I really prepared a Mid-Autumn Festival gift for everyone!"

Quantities are limited, first come, first served!"

Lu Yifan saw that this Nima was going to give out red envelopes!

The originally lively chat group suddenly fell silent.

Why?

All the immortals are waiting to grab the red envelope!

Who has the heart to speak!

Lu Yifan also stared at the screen with his eyes, his hand was less than half a centimeter away from the screen, and he was always ready to grab the red envelope!

I waited about ten minutes.

All the immortals are impatient to wait.

I saw the Jade Emperor send a sentence leisurely: "Everyone can't wait, right?"

Hahaha, I know that my gift is so much that everyone looks forward to it!

Just now, the Queen Mother also said that no one will ask for my gift, hmph, how is it possible!"

When Lu Yifan saw this, he always had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Jade Emperor: "That's right! My gift to everyone is that I will give everyone a free share of the glory of the king!"

What do you think?

Great, isn't it?

I'm almost 3 diamonds in my segment!"

I'll you!!

Who is so rare that you want to bring points!!

As far as you are a pit goods, the three glorious kings of Heaven can't take you, and you still have the face to say that you will bring others?

Lu Yifan stared at the screen with black lines all over his face, not to mention how strong the sense of gap in his heart was!

As soon as the Jade Emperor finished speaking, none of the immortals paid attention to him.

He was left alone to brag about himself.

The atmosphere was awkward.

The Jade Emperor also felt it.

Jade Emperor: "Ahem, actually, I was joking.

The gift is ready, just put it at Lu Yifan!

Everyone, welcome Yifan to give everyone a red envelope!"

Fairy Chang'e: "A Mortal Immortal Friend, Mo Mo Da!" (Three Expressions of Love)"

Ni Dress Fairy: "A fairy friend, Ni Shang loves you! Give a little more red envelopes, okay?" (three cute expressions)"

Sun Wukong: "It turns out that Brother Yifan has already discussed with the Jade Emperor to prepare gifts for everyone!"

Hahaha, I'll just say, the Jade Emperor is so pitiful, he won't be stupid enough to take everyone as a gift. ”

The Jade Emperor was in his heart: "Dead monkey, I call you uncle!"

You wait, I'll use the Supreme Treasure to rank and give away people's heads at night!

I'll let you die for thirty ...... in one game I'll let you die fifty times in one game!!"

Lu Yifan glanced at it, and his eyes widened.

This Jade Emperor is simply not too shameless!

How can I say that it will become me sending red envelopes?

Lu Yifan hurriedly sent a private message to the Jade Emperor: "Brother Yu, what's going on?"

Jade Emperor: "I am giving you a chance to get close to the immortals!"

What's the matter, do you have an opinion?"

Lu Yifan: "You obviously didn't prepare a gift, and you want to blackmail me when you're done!!"

Jade Emperor: "So what? I am the Jade Emperor! Lord of the Three Realms! I can slander whoever I want!"

Saying that, the Jade Emperor also sent Lu Yifan a "You come to beat me" emoji.

Lu Yifan, who watched it, smiled on his face, and his mother sold batches in his heart.

encountered such a shameless and shameless Jade Emperor, Lu Yifan had no choice.

Looking at this chat group, the immortals @ him one after another, asking for red envelopes and gifts.

Lu Yifan could only hurriedly type: "That, the gift is ready, I am going to send it to you tonight when the moon is full."

That's how you can have the atmosphere of the Mid-Autumn Festival!hahaha!"

The smile reveals helplessness and sourness, and only Lu Yifan can experience the taste.

All the immortals said in unison: "Looking forward to the Mid-Autumn Festival gift of a fan immortal friend tonight!!"

Lu Yifan let out a long sigh, patted Gong Zili beside him and said, "Little fox, get up, go into the city with the old man Nima to buy gifts!!

(End of chapter)