(Write some original plots)

Zhang Wei asked with some concern: "Jiang Bai, will it cause some trouble if you call monitoring without authorization like this?"

"It's okay, it's okay, no one has detected my location at all. ”

Zhang Wei nodded as if he didn't understand.

……

In order to celebrate the reunion of Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia, Xiao Nanguo rubbed it for a while, and when he opened 3603, Jiang Bai's eyelids couldn't help jumping, and he had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Click. Jiang Bai opened the door, and the room was in a mess, with a sparrow on his bed

Jumping around, and a few more pieces of bird droppings, it's really deceitful.

Jiang Bai: "I forgot to close the window......"

After letting the bird out, Jiang Bai looked at the bed and was silent.

"I don't want to spend a night at 3602. Jiang Bai thought about it a little helplessly. ”

……

Zhang Wei: "Jiang Bai, you can sleep in Guan Gu and Youyou's room today!"

Jiang Bai didn't object, and when he was sleeping in a daze late at night, he suddenly felt something groping on him.

When Jiang Bai was about to smash it with a punch, he found that it was an acquaintance - Zhang Wei.

He hurriedly restrained his strength and pushed Zhang Wei away: "Zhang Wei, you don't sleep at night, what are you doing here?"

Zhang Wei didn't answer, and leaned towards Jiang Bai with his eyes closed: "Ziwei, I didn't expect you to be so hidden, even more powerful than your mother, which is beyond my reach." ”

Jiang Bai: "????"

It turned out to be sleepwalking.

Jiang Bai has a few more green tendons on his head, I treat you as a brother, you miss me.

Jiang Bai coldly glanced at Zhang Wei, who was still talking to himself, took a basin of water in the toilet and poured it directly at him.

Zhang Wei woke up suddenly: "Yang Bai, you don't sleep at night, what is your intention to bring me to your room?"

Jiang Bai laughed angrily directly, he calmed down and said:

"Zhang Wei, I finally know. ”

"Ah, Jiang Bai, what did you say, what do you finally know?" Zhang Wei looked innocent.

"I finally knew...... Why have you lived in a love apartment for so many years, and you are still a single dog. ”

Poof!!

[Zhang Wei's resentment +999!]

[Zhang Wei's grief and indignation +999!]

[Zhang Wei's pain +999!]

"Jiang Bai, it's not right for you to say that! I'm a single dog, but so is Zhao Haitang! I'm not the only one. ”

At this time, Jiang Bai not only did not make trouble, but also smiled, looking like an elementary school student, and said earnestly:

"Silly boy, is Zhao Haitang the same as you?"

"First of all, he is still young, and he will not change his mind for the sake of vigor, if he really wants to find a girlfriend casually, go to the street to throw money, and find one in minutes. ”

"And you're different, you see you're all 35, and in a few years, Sister Meijia and their children will be playing soy sauce. ”

Poof!!

-10,000 crit!

[Zhang Wei is uncomfortable +999!]

[Zhang Wei collapsed +999!]

[Zhang Wei's humiliation +999!]

Jiang Bai didn't have any sympathy at all: I told you not to sleep in the middle of the night and come to play this low-level game with me.

Jiang Bai patted Zhang Wei's shoulder with a smile, and Zhang Wei raised his head in confusion, looking like his self-esteem was frustrated.

"Zhang Wei, can you eat if you are handsome?"

Zhang Wei suddenly realized: "Jiang Bai, I understand, you want to tell me that you can't eat when you're handsome, and you still need to rely on our own efforts in the future!"

"Silly boy. ”

Jiang Bai still looked smiling, touched his head, and said softly:

"What I want to say is, if you are handsome, you can really eat as food! And what's the use of your hard work? No matter how hard you work for 50 yuan, you won't be liked for 100 yuan. ”

- 999999 Critical Hit!

[Zhang Wei cracks +999!]

[Zhang Wei is crazy +999!]

[Zhang Wei's three views collapse +999!]

Jiang Bai looked at the back of Zhang Wei leaving, and couldn't help but be a little funny, feeling that other people's painting styles were all color, but he was black and white.

Jiang Bai muttered: "Fortunately, I didn't let Dali sleep until 3602, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable." ”

He glanced at Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce's room sympathetically and sighed: "It's really bitter for these two children." ”

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