"Ah, whatever, the stream water and tap water are fine, do you think that you are refining the Laojun Jindan? ”

The above are the exact words of Wen Xixi.

Well, tap water is tap water.

Zhang Gui took a kettle with a marked scale and filled a pot of tap water, and poured it into the automatic alchemy furnace.

Well, press the button "Standard Alchemy", and go.

After a while, there was a sound of boiling water in the automatic alchemy furnace, and then it began to smoke.

Damn, this smoke stinks!

Zhang Guilian crawled out of the smoke-shrouded area.

"What is the situation?"

Zhang Gui saw that Wen Xixi was drinking ice and watching the excitement, so he hurriedly asked.

"Normal operation, no problem, wait for half an hour and it will be over. Don't ask people everything, didn't Xiao Lu send you "Basic Alchemy - Primer"?

Wen Xixi waved his hand, despising the salted fish shopkeeper who couldn't read.

"Ahem, what kind of smoke is this, it smells so bad, will it pollute the environment?"

Lu Dongbin, who was playing with his mobile phone, passed by and looked at Zhang Gui with disgust.

"That's a concentrated medicinal impurity, containing a certain aura, after dilution, it will only be good for the environment, no harm, no culture is terrible, shopkeeper!"

Zhang Gui: "......"

It's despised and uneducated again, it's not uncultured, it's just a blind spot in knowledge, okay!

Don't mention the trillion words of "Three Hundred Million Questions on Common Sense of the Three Realms", can you give a jade slip if you can do it?

Lu Dongbin ignored Zhang Gui and complained wildly, looked at his phone with a smile and walked away.

Ya must be flirting with her sister again! Zhang Gui is extremely sure.

"Gou Ri, Lao Lu, don't use the name of labor and management anymore when you flirt with your sister, otherwise you will die with you!"

Zhang Gui howled at Lu Dongbin's back.

"I know, this time I used Lin Xiangxi. ”

Lin Xiangxi, who was chewing the fresh alfalfa that came over yesterday by express delivery in the inn, felt a chill on his back.

Lin Xiangxi: "???"

No matter what, this alfalfa is not authentic, there are too many brocades, and the taste is not good!

Zhang Gui looked at the automatic alchemy furnace that had been smoking, took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, well, there is still a wait.

At this time, the mobile phone rang, oh no, the official account came to push.

Zhang Gui hurriedly clicked on the official account, feeling that he hadn't come to a new resident for a long time.

Name: Hu Naizhen

Mobile phone number: 180*****510

Uh, who is this? It's a blind spot, I don't know.

Zhang Gui took his mobile phone and asked Guan Erye, who was basking in the sun and reading a novel.

Guan Erye stroked his beard, glanced at it calmly, and then said, "I, I don't know." ”

Zhang Gui: "......"

Look at the name should be a goddess, ask the Weaver Girl.

"Oh, Sister Hu, I work under Old Yue, and I am the director of the Chastity Office of the Marriage Bureau of the Ministry of Civil Affairs of the Heavenly Court. ”

Hey, I'm still an official, um, but it seems that they are all officials, and the Weaver Girl is still a director-level cadre.

Zhang Gui will also find out.

"I haven't heard of this fairy. ”

After Zhang Gui said this, he was despised for the third time today from the uneducated.

"Notes on Reading Wei Caotang", Volume 2, Luanyang Summer Record, read it yourself. ”

After the Weaver Girl finished speaking, she continued to chase the drama.

Zhang Gui: "......"

This time, he was despised and could only admit it, not the common sense of the Three Realms.

After opening the belly girl and searching for the original text a few times, Zhang Guicai turned out the origin of the new residents.

"There is an old woman who sells flowers and says, a house in Beijing is close to an empty garden, and there are many foxes in the garden. ”

"There is a beautiful woman who is over the short wall at night and the young man next door, afraid of leaking, the first trick to ask for the name, the joy and the nickname gradually agree, do not abandon each other, but pretend to be the fox girl in the garden. ”

The young man was pleased, and he did not refuse. ”

"After a long time, on the house of the neglected woman, she threw tiles and scolded: I have lived in the garden for a long time, and the children are throwing bricks and stones, alarming the neighbors, and there is no such thing as smelting and bewitching. Why do you defile me? ”

"It's strange, the fox is always entrusted to people, and this woman is entrusted to the fox. Those who are kind and charming are better than foxes, and this fox is chaste to people. ”

The meaning of this account is:

"There was an old woman who sold flowers and said: There is a house in the capital near an empty garden, and there are many foxes in the garden. ”

"There was a beautiful woman who crossed the low wall at night and became intimate with the boy next door, and because she was afraid that the matter would leak out, she began to pretend to be by name. ”

Later, the love gradually reconciled, and it was estimated that they would not abandon each other, so they pretended to be the fox girl in the garden. ”

The boy liked her beauty and did not hesitate to refuse. ”

"After a long time, suddenly there were tiles thrown at the woman's house, and she heard a cry saying: 'I have lived in the garden for a long time, and the children have stirred up the neighbors by playing and throwing bricks and stones. There is really no debauchery and deception, why do you insult me?' ”

"Strange! The temptation of the vixen is often pretended to be a man, and this woman is pretending to be a vixen. A person who is good at seduction is likened to a vixen, who is even more loyal than a man. ”

Zhang Gui wiped the non-existent drops of sweat from his forehead.

"This fox fairy is also named casually, just called 'Fox Naizhen'?"

Zhang Gui looked at his phone on the sofa and complained casually.

"Heh, Sao Nian, you are so sweet. ”

Shen Gongbao, who was playing with pesticides, sneered.

"Huh, what did Master Leopard say?"

The leopard master is very good, in a word, even Pangu in the small world can die casually, Zhang Gui hurriedly humbly asked for advice.

"No, I'll know when I see you. ”

Master Leopard doesn't want to say more, he has been demolished twice, how can he have time to talk nonsense with you?

Zhang Gui saw that no one paid attention to him...... Wait, what are you sucking on, Master Shennong?

As soon as Zhang Gui turned his head, he saw Shennong Ye shaking his head and humming a small tune and snorting a little jelly bean.

"Damn! This thing Zhang Gui used to see a lot when he beckoned customers to the bar, and he had to pull it to Humen to sell it!

"What are you doing?"

Shennong Ye looked at Zhang Gui who rushed over to grab the pill suspiciously, and fixed him in front of him as soon as he stretched out his hand.

"Master Shennong, you can't eat that pill!

Zhang Gui struggled and shouted.

Shennong Ye scratched his head, thought about it, and then suddenly put Zhang Gui down.

"Look carefully, this is an aphrodisiac newly developed by the third child, not that kind of small pill. ”

Shennong Ye showed the little jelly beans to Zhang Gui, the appearance is almost the same, but there is a small "Wen" font on it, and it is really the medicine of the emperor.

"Wait, Master Shennong, why are you taking aphrodisiacs?"

Zhang Gui flew out the door.

"Test the drug. ”

Shennong Ye turned around indifferently and continued to sip on the little jelly beans.

"Oops!"

Zhang Gui rubbed his buttocks, fortunately, his body was solid, and he didn't break his buttocks.

"Oh, it's almost time, I feel like I'll see if the pill is out of the oven.

"Beep beep beep!"

The buzzer of the automatic alchemy furnace rang violently, proving that the pill was good.

Zhang Gui, who had been waiting for a long time, happily ran over to open the lid.