Chapter 572: True Taishang Laojun's Luck (Third Update)
"You dare!" Lu Yifan said dumbfounded.
"Hahahaha! Lu Yifan, is it your turn to say this now?
I'm going to ask you, I'm in front of you now, force X your wife, what can you do to me?"
Divine Punishment smiled coldly.
This sentence made Lu Yifan feel aggrieved, but he really couldn't do anything.
If he was given time, he would have asked Taotao's father, the Howling Sky Dog, for help, but the distant water stopped being thirsty!
How can I have time for him to send WeChat chats now!
Divine punishment licked his tongue, and the withered hand was about to tear off Gong Ziyuan's clothes.
At this time, Lu Yifan roared: "Wait!"
Hearing this, God punished Lu Yifan and looked at Lu Yifan: "Do you have something to say?"
Don't worry, wait for me to suck your wife's Yuan Yin dry, and you will be the next one to die!"
"I am willing to offer my magic weapon, and I only ask the Taoist to spare my wife's life!" Lu Yifan sacrificed the Nine Lives Divine Needle and the Seven-Star Dragon Pattern Knife.
"Hah, I'll kill you, won't these things be mine sooner or later?" Divine Punishment couldn't help but laugh.
"If you want to kill me, I dare to guarantee that my wife will blow up the golden pill and die with you, and I will also blow up the magic weapon, so that you won't get anything!" Lu Yifan said coldly.
"This little bastard is quite smart, it's just that I'll get the magic weapon first, and then it's not too late to kill the two of them. "God punished the heart secretly.
He let go of Gong Ziyuan and said to Lu Yifan: "I let her go, you give me the magic weapon." ”
"Divine Punishment Dao Master, to tell you the truth, I know that even if I give you the magic weapon, you will not spare the two of us.
How about we make a deal?
I'll give you a magic weapon first, and you let me and my wife hehehehe
All you need to do is leave us a whole corpse and let our family collect it. "Lu Yifan said.
Divine punishment frowned, vaguely feeling that Lu Yifan was calculating something.
But after thinking about it, he has three clear luck and luck, in the face of such a powerful strength, if he had a way, he would have used it a long time ago, why should he be afraid of him?
So the divine punishment nodded and said, "Okay, I promise you, give me that kitchen knife first." ”
Lu Yifan nodded and threw the kitchen knife to the divine punishment.
After the divine punishment took over the seven-star dragon pattern knife, it was called a love that could not be put down!
"It's a good magic weapon! It's really a good magic weapon! It's so high that I don't know where it goes!
This time, I used the three clear luck left by my ancestors, no loss, no loss at all!" God Punishment laughed obsessively as he touched the kitchen knife.
On the other side, Lu Yifan dragged Gong Ziyuan to a room in the ruins.
Gong Ziyuan said tragically: "Husband, I'll cover you, you run!"
Lu Yifan touched Gong Ziyuan's pretty face and said, "Silly Nizi, none of us can die!"
Remember, just scream later, enjoy yourself, and don't worry about anything else!"
Gong Ziyuan nodded and said, "Husband, for the last time, I will definitely serve you comfortably and not let you have any regrets!"
After saying that, Gong Ziyuan consciously took off his clothes, and also helped Lu Yifan take off his clothes, and his tongue began to roam on Lu Yifan's body, serving him.
After a while, the Divine Punishment began to hear one wave after another with extremely comfortable and painful screams.
The divine punishment couldn't help but say impatiently: "It's almost dying, and you still have to do it! This Lu Yifan is really wonderful!"
On the other side, Lu Yifan took the opportunity of the palace Ziyuan, while pretending to scream, he took out his mobile phone and hurriedly sent WeChat to his master.
Lu Yifan: "Master!Master!!"
Taishang Laojun: "Why are you so alarmed?"
Lu Yifan: "Master, the apprentice met an old Taoist priest in the mortal world, claiming to be your Taoist heir, and the luck you left behind.
I was almost killed by that old nose, and he also said that he would force X my wife and suck my wife's Yuan Yin dry!"
Taishang Laojun: "Is there such a thing? you wait, wait for me to count!"
Taishang Laojun pinched his fingers and learned the cause and effect of the matter.
Taishang Laojun: "Hmph! What Sanqing Taoist Temple, what Taoist orthodoxy! Lao Tzu's reputation has been wiped out by this group of grandsons!"
Lu Yifan: "That's it, Master, you go down to kill this grandson!"
Taishang Laojun: "Do you think I want to go down to earth? A person like me, as long as I can't bear it at all, I will collapse immediately." ”
Lu Yifan: "Then what should I do, I told you, my daughter-in-law and I are still asking you for help in the name of Hexi!"
If you don't save me, you'll burp as the only orthodox heir in the mortal world!
Don't expect to hold your grandson in the future!"
Taishang Laojun: "(A helpless expression) Originally, I didn't want you to use my strength, after all, the more you practice, the more external forces you use, the slower your cultivation will be."
But today is an exception, who let me accidentally leave a piece of luck in the mortal world!
That's it, I'll do you this favor today, but in the future, I hope that you will use less of the Heavenly Court chat group and my strength, and try your best to deal with the enemy yourself. ”
Lu Yifan: "Ok, ok, I'll talk about it later." Kill this grandson first!"
Bite!
A red envelope sparkled on Lu Yifan's mobile phone.
Lu Yifan immediately reached out and poked.
"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Taishang Laojun and getting a wisp of 'True Taishang Laojun's Luck', which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”
"True Taishang Laojun Luck: After using it, you can temporarily invite Taishang Laojun to really body, and you can break all the power below this luck.
The time limit is 10 minutes. ”
Please Taishang Laojun really body!
I rub!
Lu Yifan couldn't believe his eyes!
Sanqing!
An existence that is more awesome than the Jade Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva!
It's like a big cow from the Buddha!
He can actually use his power to give himself ten minutes!!
"Hmm!!"
Lu Yifan slammed forward excitedly, and Gong Ziyuan screamed in response.
Taking out that wisp of luck from the treasure pavilion of the mobile phone, Lu Yifan smiled coldly: "God punishes the old bull's nose, aren't you crazy?"
I think it's your fake luck is strong, or is it the real luck that Master Lao Tzu gave me!"
Half an hour later, Gong Ziyuan's voice became louder and louder, and then after the highest scream, it finally stopped snapping.
A minute later, Divine Punishment watched Lu Yifan put on his clothes and walked out of the ruins with Gong Ziyuan in his arms.
Divine punishment couldn't help but wonder a little.
Why is it that after a shot, this Lu Yifan is so proud?
Even if you're very capable, you don't have to be so stubborn, right?
Divine punishment said lightly: "I have fulfilled my promise, give me your magic weapon, and then cut it off by myself!"
Lu Yifan crossed his waist, looking like he could break Lao Tzu, pointed to the nose of divine punishment and said, "Let me break it myself?"
It's me who sends you to hell!!
Old bull nose, you see!
Please go too far on the old gentleman!!"
(End of chapter)