King Tota Lee: "Boom! Today Tata is also full of vitality!!

Yang Jian: "Rub, where did you come from, shutting down, let the sky !! out"

The third prince of Nezha: "Father...... Can you play less beautiful girl development games......"

Clairvoyant: "I saw it, Li Tianwang held his mobile phone every night, screamed at the wife of the virtual character inside, and sometimes licked the screen......"

Tota Li Heavenly King: "Clairvoyance, do you know that peeping is shameful! If you dare to peep at this king again, be careful that this king locks you in the Linglong Pagoda!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Li Tianwang, has your personal partner problem not been solved? Do you need to indulge in the game of paper man to fill your lonely heart?"

Sun Wukong: "Hey, hey, Li Tianwang, I think Lao Sun, you have been lonely for tens of millions of years, and you are really a little hungry and thirsty, right?"

Lu Dongbin: "Upstairs +1! I think Li Tianwang's eyes are a little weird when he looks at the chrysanthemum of the roaring dog." @哮天犬, you have to be careful, in case Li Tianwang can't hold it back one day, maybe he will really beep the dog. ”

Wrenching Heavenly Dog: "Wangwang! Is it so terrifying? I will never go to the door of Li Tianwang's house to pee again!"

Tota Li Heavenly King: "Your uncle's howling dog! It turns out that you are the one who peed in front of my house!"

Did you know that this king has spent 10,000 years refining your urine!

That's a commotion!

Many fairy sisters who smoked didn't dare to enter the door of my house!

It's all your fault, it's all your fault if I can't find a partner! You have to pay me a wife like Hatsune, or we'll be finished!"

Roaring Sky Dog: "You're going mad!, King Tota Li, you're going mad!"

Tota Li Tianwang: "Ah!!! I really want a wife!!! hire 7!Hire 7! There is a need for rich and handsome in the group, godfather type, private me!! !!"

As soon as Lu Yifan saw that Tota Li Tianwang was actually such a hungry man, the whole person was not good!

But thinking about the fact that there are so many immortals in the sky, and all the people who should be looking for objects have been found, it is understandable that Li Tianwang is a little hungry.

Thinking like this, Lu Yifan couldn't help but have a bad thought.

He kept the Tota Li Heavenly King private.

Lu Yifan: "Li Tianwang, I heard that you are hiring 7?"

Tota Li Heavenly King: "It turned out to be a mortal immortal, I heard that you are looking for heavenly treasures for Lao Jun in the lower realm, and you must have enjoyed a lot of beauties in the world, right?"

Lu Yifan: "That's a must-drop! Do you know what is called the 38th style of the Guan style?"

Do you know what is an active action movie actress in an island country?

Do you know what a Dutch white chick is?

If you don't build it, you don't build anything!

Tota Li Heavenly King: "Deideidei! Tell me quickly, tell me, what are those?"

My little Tata is already!

Boom!"

Immediately afterwards, Lu Yifan picked up the voice and talked to the microphone.

The things that are stunned in the customs of all countries in the world, but they are exciting to be thieves, have told this Tota Li Heavenly King once.

King Tota Li was dumbfounded when he heard that!

Tota Li Heavenly King: "It's up! It's too up!"

When I was in the mortal world, how could I have so many postures and ways to play!

I won't tell you, Brother Yifan, at that time, there was only one posture - male on female bottom.

The so-called man is the sky, the woman is the earth, and the woman must not be on it, because that is the heavens upside down!

It's going to be dragged out and killed!"

Lu Yifan: "Ahem...... I don't know, Li Tianwang is interested in the mortal woman Youmu?"

Tota Li Heavenly King: "Interested is interested...... It is...... Immortals are different, I'm interested in it!"

Lu Yifan: "So, Li Tianwang, are you willing to talk about a vigorous online dating?"

We mortals are very popular!"

Tota Li Tianwang: "Online dating? Looks like ...... It's very interesting! I ...... Can I?

Lu Yifan: "Yes! Of course you can! Come, Li Tianwang, pick up the website!"

After that, Lu Yifan sent several famous blind date websites such as Century Jiayuan and Lily.com to Li Tianwang.

These few sites are well-known for their green tea, and there are even a lot of scammers.

Anyway, Li Tianwang can't go down to earth, let him chat and play with these green tea!

As soon as Tota Li Tianwang opened the website, he saw the beautiful members with heavy makeup and bright makeup, as if the door to a new world had been opened.

"Boom!! this...... These websites are simply heaven! Heaven!!" Li Tianwang looked at a photo of a beautiful woman with explosive (harmonious) breasts, and he was already full of cows.

King Tota Li: "Thank you Yifan for being immortal!! this is a small gift, not a tribute." ”

Bite!

"King Tota Li sent you a red envelope!"

I poke!

Bite!

"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of King Tota Li and obtaining 10 'Imitation Heavenly Wish Charms', which are now stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn. ”

"Imitation of the Heavenly Wish Talisman: The Heavenly Wish Talisman made by King Tota Li imitated the Jade Emperor's Heavenly Wish Talisman.

The power is only one-ten-thousandth that of the true Heavenly Wish Charm. ”

Well?

Why is the imitation Heavenly Wish Charm so powerful?

Lu Yifan: "Li Tianwang, the power of the Heavenly Wish Talisman you imitated is too low...... You're not that weak, are you?"

Tota Li Heavenly King: "A mortal immortal, you don't know anything about this." ”

After a conversation with Tota Li Heavenly King, Lu Yifan finally knew that this seemingly funny Jade Emperor was actually awesome to death.

Chaos time-sharing, opening the sky to the son, the earth to the ugly, life in the yin, heaven and earth to merge, all things are born. All things have beasts and birds, and the beasts are long with unicorns, and the birds are long with phoenixes.

This groundbreaking Pangu is the Taoist ancestor: Taishang Laojun!(Many people will be confused when they see this, but the concept of gods and Buddhas in Journey to the West is indeed the same)

It is said that the Lao Jun opened the heavens and divided them into thirty-three layers, and the earth was divided into land, sea, and hell.

There are four continents on the land, and the supreme leader - the emperor of men!

The ocean has four seas, and the supreme leader - the Dragon Emperor!

There are eighteen layers of hell, and the supreme leader - Hades!

And above these emperors, the one who manages these [emperors] is the Jade Emperor who lives in the Yuqing Palace of Jumiluo Tiantaiwei!

The power of the Jade Emperor is so great, needless to say, it can only be seen from this!

The Jade Emperor practiced since he was a child, and experienced 1,750 eons of suffering. Each eon, one hundred and twenty-nine thousand six hundred years.

The Jade Emperor has been cultivating for 226,800,000 years, as it is, earlier than the dinosaurs!

The mana is so profound, and the talismans created are naturally extremely powerful, and not everyone can imitate them.

It is already rare that the Tota Li Heavenly King can imitate a Heavenly Wish Talisman with a power of one ten-thousandth.