Night, one o'clock in the morning.

In the physics substitute office on the fifth floor of the main teaching building of No. 6 Middle School, a wooden door suddenly appeared out of thin air in the corner of the east wall.

"Squeak ......"

The wooden door slowly pushed open, and a small head protruded through the crack in the door.

It's exactly the little pink.

She looked left, right, up, and down...... Then I looked left, then right, I looked up, I looked down, then I looked left, then I looked right......

"Bang. ”

Chen Yu raised a foot and kicked her out of the door, and the corners of her forehead were bruised: "Look at Mao, don't you go inside?"

"Didn't Mr. Chen tell me to be cautious......" Little Peach covered her head timidly.

"I kicked your ass, why are you covering your head?"

"Oh. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Taohong hurriedly covered her buttocks and secretly aimed at Chen Yu.

"Don't delay the time, the teachers are on vacation on Sunday, and the physical chemistry exam papers have not been approved, hurry up and find my papers, and go back to sleep after correcting them." ”

"Good. ”

The two walked into the office and began to investigate according to the number of the examination room, and soon found the exam paper box in the examination room where Chen Yu was.

Taking out the stacks of papers, Chen Yu concentrated and quickly flipped through the upper left corner, looking for the exam paper with the name "Chen Yu" written on it.

It took five minutes, and when the volume turned to the last page, Chen Yu looked up in a daze.

"Did you find it?" asked Rosé.

"No, was it taken away by the teachers?"

"Did you skip it? ”

"Hmm. ”

Chen Yu nodded, and flipped through the pages again, slowing down a lot.

“......”

When he flipped half from top to bottom, he took out a roll in confusion, pointed to the name in the upper left corner, and looked at Xiao Taohong: "This... What's the name?"

Little Peach stepped forward and glanced at it: "Name, is there a problem?"

"Whoa, whoa...... Smack!"

Chen Yu rolled the scroll into a roll and slapped it on Xiao Taohong's head: "You are a sand sculpture! Big sand sculpture! You are replacing me! Is it sick to write your own name?!"

"Huh?" Little Peach took a step back, glared and covered her mouth: "It turns out that you can still operate like this!"

"Smack!"

Raising his arm again, he slammed Xiao Taohong's head with a roll, and Chen Yu roared: "I should say this, right?!Why can you still operate like this?!"

"Yes... I'm sorry I didn't even think of it here. I'm just a love robot......"

"Smack!"

"Aren't you so coarse and fine?"

"Smack!"

"Isn't it going well?"

"Smack!"

"Why don't you drop the chain?"

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

"Stop shooting. Little Peach scratched the top of her head: "I'm fine, but the roll will break." ”

"Ha ......"

Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu tried to calm down his emotions: "You will make me very passive if you are so pitted, I have long known that you are unreliable, and you are unreliable to this extent." ”

"Yes... I'm sorry, I won't dare next time. ”

"There's no next time! Write code honestly! Baldness is your only way out. ”

As he spoke, Chen Yu sat on the teacher's chair, unfolded the paper, took out the correction fluid and a ballpoint pen to change the name, and was ready to continue to correct the mistakes, but after only reading a few questions, he couldn't hold the pen......

"Come, come here. He hooked his fingers tremblingly.

"Chen... Mr. Chen, do you have any questions?"

"The first question, let you choose the correct option, you fill in 'why don't you fly', I won't say, answer the second question...... Are you particularly poisonous?"

"Answer the second question...... Little Peach stretched out her head and looked at it, puzzled: "I... Am I getting it wrong? I'm pretty sure about it. ”

“...... Q, what is the principle of a dog crossing the road, a high-speed vehicle suddenly brakes, and the passengers in the car lean forward? You answer: The passenger wants to see if the dog is dead, which belongs to the principle of curiosity. Nima ......"

Chen Yu picked up the roll and slapped it on Xiao Taohong's head: "Why are you so sure?! Don't write the question that you can't tell!"

"A... Did you answer wrong......

"I won't talk about this question, go back to the multiple-choice question, ask, what is the earliest wireless communication method, and here are four options for you, you don't choose the beacon fire, drumming, flying pigeons, etc., are you sick to write a 'dream'?"

Little Pink: "......"

"There is also a 0.5KG ball falling to the ground with a rebound height of 4CM, you answer how the other party knows......;

Little Pink: "......"

"Answer the question well! What are you doing with all this nonsense? It's all about this kind of answer! How can I change it?!"

"Tear up!"

As he spoke, Chen Yu tore off the exam paper vigorously, and put it in his pocket in a small ball: "Get me a new one, there must be one in the office, I'll rewrite it." ”

"Didn't you change it?"

"Change your grandma's legs!

"Oooh......"

......

At the same time, on the roof of a multi-storey building dozens of meters apart outside the office window, a figure slowly put down the high-powered telescope and disappeared into the shadows under the cover of night......

......

When one person and one machine returned home, it was already half past two in the morning.

Chen Yu dragged his tired body, didn't say a word, and lay straight on the bed, not even bothering to take off his clothes.

"Mr. Chen, why don't you go to school tomorrow for you? ”

"I'll let you go that day when I've lived enough. Until then, stay at home and code. I see through you, you're not fit to handle anything other than computers. ”

"I'm a love robot, and love is my strength. ”

"You're not bad at getting beaten. ”

Little Peach lowered her head and said in frustration: "I'm sorry, I don't have other skills and cognition integrated in my chip. ”

“...... Forget it, I'm going to sleep, write code and go ahead. I should also thank you today for helping me a lot. ”

"Hey, hey!" Hearing this, Xiao Taohong's face immediately changed and showed a bright smile: "I was praised, love +20!"

“...... Mader is mentally retarded. ”

Chen Yu grabbed the quilt and covered his face.

Xiao Taohong stood in place, looked at Chen Yu with a smile for a while, walked to the desk, and quickly coded the code.

The god of the night, the people are quiet, and only the lines of characters in front of her can make her not "cold." ”

"Bang bang. ”

"Bang bang. ”

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Time, passing with the sound of keyboard tapping.

I don't know how long it took, Chen Yu suddenly lifted the quilt, opened his eyes, and looked at the ceiling.

"Mr. Chen, did you make a noise? Why don't I go to the warehouse?" ”

"No, I can't sleep. Chen Yu raised his head and pillowed his arm: "When the brain tells you to sleep, you don't sleep." If you want to sleep, it's too late. ”

"What does it feel like to sleep?" wondered Little Pink.

"I want to feel like I can't die. Getting up and taking off his coat, Chen Yu yawned and lay down: "Use the bell to hypnotize me, hurry up and fall into a deep sleep." ”

"Okay!"

Xiao Taohong walked to the side of the bed and picked up the hypnotic rattle: "The input efficiency of this notebook is too slow, if you have the opportunity in the future, buy a high-tech device in your watch." ”

"You have to have spare points. There are too few points......"

"Then why don't you stream extra points to earn?" asked Peach.

“......”

Chen Yu slowly opened his eyes, looked at Xiao Taohong in a daze, and after a while, he turned his head and looked at the spiral ascension aircraft in the corner of the room......

......

(Note: Thanks to the two brothers "緣起緣滅緣自緣" and "Liyi" for their tips!)