Chapter 144: Buses

"What are you going to do after eating in a while?" Qi Kun asked with a thief in his eyes.

Yang Meng shrugged: "What else can you do? ”

"Where are you going to stay?" asked Hu Erzhuo.

Yang Meng spread out her hands: "I'll go back to Longyun to see if the aunt and grandmother are gone, if I leave, I'll go back to Longyun, if not, I'll go to the hotel to find a room and get off." ”

Qi Kun said with a wicked smile: "But I didn't drink enough of this wine halfway through!" After finishing speaking, he kept winking at Hu Er.

Yang Meng suddenly realized, and looked at Hu Er stunned happily, you dug the pit yourself to see how you fill it.

Hu Er was stunned and coughed twice: "I said lobster, don't just think about playing, Meng Meng is our current big boss, can you think of any dirty things with the boss?"

Qi Kun's eyes widened: "What kind of dirty thing do I think? I just said I haven't drunk enough wine! Damn, it's your dirty thoughts, right?"

"What's wrong? Do you mean to change places and continue drinking? Let's go and masturbate?" Yang Meng asked with a grin.

Qi Kun said righteously: "That's right! That's what I mean! Continue to drink in another place! But 。。。。。。 Forget about the skewers, where can the skewers catch up with the taste of our house?"

Yang Meng asked curiously, "Then where are you going to drink?"

"Hehe, can we go and sing and drink at the same time. Qi Kun gave the answer.

Yang Meng was speechless for a moment: "Yes, I still think about my sister." ”

Qi Kun grinned and said, "Everyone is a man! I invite you, how about Emgrand?"

Yang Meng and Hu Er were stunned and just wanted to stink Qi Kun again, when they heard someone at the table next to them snort coldly: "Hmph, you see, right? Men are like this! Only the lower half of the body has no brain!"

Everyone tilted their heads together, and there were several young girls sitting at the table next to them, and there were a lot of large bags and small bags on the chairs next to them.

"What do you see? I said it wrong? Men don't have a good thing!" One of the girls looked at Yang Meng and the others looking at themselves, and directly stared at the posture and stood up to theorize.

Hu Er was stunned and wanted to refute, but Yang Meng grabbed him: "Shout, little pepper! Let's eat ours. ”

"Damn, don't you want people to talk back when they say this? Mengmeng, this doesn't fit your character! Aren't you arresting someone now?" Hu Er asked in confusion.

Yang Meng's face was black: "What you said is a bar spirit! Okay, delicious crayfish can't stop your mouth? When you're full of food and drink, let's listen to the lobster and sing! Let's live our own lives, what do others say? What's wrong? Don't say that you fall in love with these girls at first sight and want to chase them, you should pay attention to your own image." ”

"Them?" Hu Er glanced at the girls at the table next to him, and said with disgust on his face: "That face is painted like an old student in Peking Opera, the face and neck are not the same color, I am afraid that I will have nightmares when I see their faces after removing their makeup." Look at them one by one, as thin as chopping wood. Forget it. ”

Yang Meng's face suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out that your aesthetic is like this? No wonder when you were a child, you went to peek at Widow Li taking a bath, she was strong enough! Three or five men couldn't hold her down!"

"Hahahaha. Qi Kun couldn't help but laugh after hearing this.

A cold snort came from the table next to him: "These rural people just don't have quality! What are you doing when you squeak and scream when you eat?" Yang Meng and the three of them spoke their native accents together, and they were not locals when they heard it.

Hu Er was stunned and couldn't do it after hearing this: "Is this Nima still finished?"

Yang Meng smiled: "What's the matter, I'm stunned? We have been in Handong for so many years, but we have not let people say this about themselves." You look at other people's lobsters, it's like you haven't heard it. ”

Qi Kun heard Yang Meng say about himself, and grinned: "Can we still be the same as the original when we are the boss?"

Hu Er pouted in a daze, glanced at the girls over there and drank the beer angrily: "Today is also Meng Meng, otherwise I would have to scold these dead girls to death." ”

Yang Meng hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, I don't mean to let you endure it, I mean to let you beat it." Slap them in the face like pigs' heads!"

"Huh, that's too ruthless, isn't it?" Hu Er was stunned.

Yang Meng shrugged: "If you scold others for two sentences and don't lose a piece of meat and can't give people a long memory, that's useless work, what is our maxim of thriving Shanzi?

Hu Er waved his hand in a daze: "Yes, you won, I'm not angry." Let's hurry up and eat, and when we're full, go and sing!"

Yang Meng pointed at Qi Kun and said, "When the lobster is full, we have to wait until the Year of the Monkey." His belly is a bottomless pit. Is all this flesh on his body white?"

After hearing this, Qi Kun said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's all said that we are hungry and hungry to sing, aren't we going to sing?

Yang Meng and Hu Erji looked at the crayfish skin piled up like a hill in front of Qi Kun together, this is half-full?

When they were about to leave, suddenly the girl at the next table said to them, "I want the video now, you guys be quiet!"

"Huh?" Yang Meng and the others looked at each other, they didn't speak loudly!

Even Yang Meng can't stand it anymore, this Nima is really good at being bullied by dogs, they began not to be serious with these girls, and in their eyes, Yang Meng and others are weak?

At this time, the girl turned on the mobile phone to talk to the video, because of the angle problem, Yang Meng couldn't see the content on the mobile phone screen clearly, only heard the girl say delicately: "Honey, why do you still doubt me? Look, I'm just eating crayfish with my girlfriends! Isn't this just finished the exam? I should have done very well in the exam this time, so we came out to treat ourselves." After speaking, he also took a picture of the girls next to him with his mobile phone.

The girl was wearing headphones, and she couldn't hear what the person on the other side of the phone said, but she saw the girl say with a aggrieved face: "Husband, what do you say, I understand now, this person has nothing to do, today our sisters are shopping, you know, women are irrational when they go shopping, but when I come back to my senses, I spent more than 10,000 yuan, and my credit card is about to run out! It's almost the New Year, what do you say I should do!"

After finishing speaking, he had a crying expression on his face, and the level of performance was the kind that could win the Academy Award.

I don't know how to comfort her on the phone, and after a while, I saw the girl burst into tears and laughed, and after a few words of greetings on both sides, she hung up a video, and the girl just took off the headphones, and heard the prompt sound of 'RMB 15,000 has arrived' from Alipay on the mobile phone.

The girl shook her phone at her companion with a smug face: "That's it! I'll invite today's crayfish! Aren't these men like this? ”

Hu Er pouted and said, "I've opened my eyes, this is what these 'high-quality' people do?"

Yang Meng said with a smile: "One person has one way to live, and some people just call this mouth, aren't you two like this?

Qi Kun put down the crayfish in his hand: "Listen to the tone, these girls are still college students, and college students are so virtuous these years?"

Yang Meng waved his hand and said: "Don't spoil a pot of porridge because of a mouse droppings, such a person can only represent himself, not everything." Is it because they are Handong people that you say that Handong people are all virtuous? Isn't this nonsense? Remember, whoever has a problem should say it, don't take it personally. ”

Qi Kun stretched out his hand: "Yes, now Mengmeng is a saint, you can train me." ”

Yang Mengle said: "I have found out now, I am sad that there are so many 'saints' on the Internet, it turns out that it is very cool to stand on the moral high ground and accuse others." ”

Qi Kun wanted to refute, but suddenly heard the girl in the video just now say to another friend: "I said Xiaoli, how did you repay your loan?"

Another girl smiled bitterly and said: "This interest rate has been turned over too quickly! These loan sharks are simply not people! I send messages and phone calls every day, and yesterday I said that if I don't pay back, I will publish my photo, so how else can I be?" Sister Ping, you can help me. ”

Hu Er pouted after hearing this: "When I borrowed money, I spent it happily, and when I repaid it, I started to get depression one by one, how could I not think of today when I spent money? As long as I think of loans, the first thing that comes to mind is those loan companies that eat people and don't spit out bones, but no one has ever blamed those who borrow." Who can do such a thing as stripping naked and taking pictures for the sake of one or two thousand dollars? Poor people must have something to hate, and this is true. ”

Yang Meng stretched out his thumb: "Well said! There should be applause here!"

They were muttering here, but they heard the girl who had just finished the video with the man say to the girl named 'Xiaoli': "Xiaoli, I said that you are stupid, why don't you just find a rich boyfriend? You look at when I was short of money? I still need to go out to borrow money? You are prettier than me, I will go back and ask my boyfriend to find you a rich partner! He is surrounded by rich friends." ”

Xiaoli said, "Sister Ping, your boyfriend is a little old, and his friend is not young, right?"

'Sister Ping' snorted coldly: "I said Xiaoli, what are you pretending to be high, anyway, you have to make a man's day, who is different? Which woman who is young, handsome, and rich doesn't want to find it? But is it the last word? Rich is the last word in these days! Let me tell you, this thing for men is almost the same as the food in the cafeteria in our school, it is unpalatable and unpalatable, but if you go late, it will be gone!"

Yang Meng couldn't listen to it anymore: "Lobster, two stunned, let's go, there is an old bustard sitting next to us!"

The voice of his words was not small, and the girls at the table next to him heard his words, and the 'Sister Ping' slapped the table: "Who are you talking about?"

Yang Meng was not angry, picked up the cycling bag on the side and glanced at the girl on the back and said: "Second stunned, lobster, you remember, you must keep your eyes open when picking a woman, this woman is like a bus, when you take it, it is very cheap, you can sit for a long time for a dollar, but you really want to buy it? It costs millions! But who would spend millions to buy a bus?"

"You。。。。。。 You dare to curse!"