Chapter 355: Easy and Enjoyable

He Xiaoman originally wanted to say something, but suddenly remembered what she had found in the primeval forest of Changbai Mountain before, it seemed that although her man looked relatively thin, as a pillow person, she knew how great this guy's figure was under his clothes.

Especially last time, I directly dealt with a few poachers and foreigners, which of those foreigners is not as powerful as the two men in front of her, so she nodded and went back with confidence, but after returning to the car, she still lay on the open window and looked out curiously, and at the same time she was still a little worried in her heart.

And at this time, the voices of the two men who were getting closer and closer to the highway sounded again in the live broadcast room, they were so unscrupulous, and they seemed to be completely worried about being heard, but they didn't realize that they had been completely exposed to the eyes of the national audience, and the personnel of the relevant departments had entered the live broadcast room after receiving the call.

I just took a look at the binoculars, that is, a man and a woman, and it seems that there is a dog and a monkey, what kind of strange combination is this?"

Rabbit: "That's okay, I've suffered an old sin in the past two days, I see that the car on the side of the road is good, why don't we two Mixi Mixi?"

The second stunned: "Hehe, there can be, the man wasted and threw this, the woman took away Missy., the pet ate it to fill its stomach, and the car was thrown away or sold for money when it arrived at the border, and it was good to leave here." ”

Rabbit: "Boss, what about them?

......

"Hey, brother, great, we're really lucky, where birds don't, we're almost not desperate!"

As soon as he approached the RV, Zhang Yang heard the rabbit in the grass green windbreaker pretending to be very surprised and happy and shouting at him, and at the same time, another Erlenzi who looked like a foreign camouflage next to him was also happy, and he was happily clapping his hands there, like the kind of person who met hope in despair.

"That's it, brother, you don't know, the two of us got stuck in the mud and couldn't get out, we were trapped here for more than two days, if we hadn't met you today, we would have starved to death, and there was not much to eat in the car. ”

Acting?

"I should have played with you, but I turned a blind eye......"

I don't know why, seeing the two guys in front of him playing in front of him, Zhang Yang suddenly couldn't help but sing a song that was very suitable for this situation, and then he was still ready to continue singing in the stunned eyes of the two guys in front of him.

"Poof, Nima Hi, is it really okay to laugh at people so naked?"

"Brother Yang, you better be careful, how can you point out other people's acting as soon as you meet, so you can cooperate. ”

"Hello this anchor, I am the relevant personnel on the side of Damaoqi, the two people in front of you are fugitive wanted criminals, they may be carrying firearms, please don't provoke them, try to maneuver, we are rushing over here!"

"Hey, anchor, stop playing, these two people in front of you are the robbers who escaped from Jintian's side, and they have their lives on them!!"

"Uh, hello uncle of the relevant departments upstairs, hello new friends upstairs, don't bother Brother Yang, let him play, we don't have to worry about him!"

"That's it, foreign strong men have solved it easily and happily, not to mention these two people who look strong and virtual, I suggest you go to the forum to watch the video, the effect is comparable to a movie!"

The rabbit and the second stunned man were just stunned for a moment, and glanced at each other, a little puzzled why the handsome-looking young man in front of him sang without saying a word.

For a moment, they really wanted to tell the young man in front of them: Poor baby, you are about to burp and fart, do you know?

"What's that, brother, what's wrong with you? You can't be so miserable for the two of us, and you're still singing here, right?

Doing a full set of acts, the rabbit first pretended to be very aggrieved and looked at Zhang Yang, and at the same time was ready to continue to use words to lower Zhang Yang's vigilance, and then threw out such words that he thought were seamless and impeccable.

Endure!

Be sure to hold back!

Zhang Yang held back the laughter that was about to blurt out, and waited until he was relieved before looking at the two people in front of him and said apologetically, and at the same time quietly gestured a pause gesture to the two little guys beside him, and then pointed in a direction.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just sang with my girlfriend in the car, I'm singing a lot at this time, I haven't been able to hold back when I get off the car, music lovers, two brothers understand it!"

Music lover?

you, the rabbit and the second stunned man complained in their hearts, the two of them are now seriously suspicious in their hearts, isn't this guy in front of him a fool?

Normal people should be concerned when they see tourists who are trapped in the wilderness and ask what help they need, right? Even if someone who has no conscience is sorry to turn around and leave, but this guy seems to have no heart and lungs before, at least in the hearts of the two of them, they think that their acting is fine, and they will definitely not let the other party see anything.

The two glanced at each other vaguely, as if it was a tacit understanding formed by doing bad things outside all year round, and the two opened their arms almost at the same time and pounced........

However, just when they both thought that Zhang Yang was not threatening and did not plan to take out the firearm hidden in the crotch of his pants, they clearly saw a smile on the face of the young man in front of them, yes, as if they had seen prey or a very disdainful smile.

The skills of coming and going like the wind had already been activated at the moment of the two men's actions in front of them, and the two little guys had already run behind them when the two of them were wondering about Zhang Yang's strange appearance, and the drone had already lowered its altitude under Zhang Yang's control, quietly hovering behind the two.

The angle of the picture shot by the drone is very good, at least for Zhang Yang, because the two men are quite close, and the picture in the live broadcast room shows their teeth and claws rushing towards Zhang Yang's back, so that fans in the live broadcast room can only see Zhang Yang's exposed upper body.

The situation is on the verge of eruption!

At the moment when these two people made their moves, it already indicated that there would be no good results for the two of them from beginning to end!

Quietly running on the little guys behind the two of them, Rhubarb directly opened his mouth and aimed at the rabbit's buttocks, and the sharp teeth with a little bit of saliva bit down fiercely, the action of the great sage This guy is even simpler, directly gave birth to its two little claws, and then aimed at the crotch of the second stunned, and a monkey fished for the moon and passed.......

What about publicity?

What is he going to do?

The people in the live broadcast room couldn't see because they were blocked by these two men, but He Xiaoman could see it clearly, originally she thought that Zhang Yang would fight back, but otherwise, after this guy used the skill of coming and going like the wind, he just turned around from the gap between the two.

"Oh mama!"

"Oh yes!"

Originally, he pounced on the two men who were standing next to the RV, and after being attacked by the two little guys, they all let out a painful roar, and then before they reacted, Zhang Yang rushed between them At that time, the big mouth that bit the ass and the two small claws in the crotch of the pants were released in unison, and they originally thought that they were going to get rid of the piercing pain......

Bang!

"Damn!"

The rabbit and the two were stunned and felt as if their lower back had been hit by a small car, and then their bodies rushed uncontrollably towards the RV only one meter away from them, ready to have an intimate contact.

If this is an ordinary bus, there is nothing to say, the key is that the RV in front of you does not look like iron sheets, but more like a steel monster, with an angular and extremely thick shell.......

Broken nose bone?

Crooked mouth?

This doesn't seem to be a big deal, the key is that after a violent impact, my brain is groggy, as if my eyes are full of bright and shining stars, and then the two of them are black in front of them....... WeChat pays attention to "excellent reading literature", chats about life, and looks for confidants~