Chapter 383: Parents Meet, It's Embarrassing!(3/3, Add more for the teenager)
Unfortunately,
When the second grandfather came up, Father Yang and Mother Yang happened to go out, Xu Mang and Xiaoman were arrested, the two sat on the sofa, listening to the second grandfather like a chanter, snapping and chanting for more than an hour, not to mention how many grievances the two of.
"Xu Mang!"
"Do you want to buy this car?" The second grandfather glared at Xu Mang angrily: "Four million cars are not exaggerated enough, and I am ready to buy thirty million cars, Xu Mang... Don't you know who you are? Do you think you can do whatever you want?"
“...”
"I was going to buy a Mini, but Xiao Man wanted to buy the 30 million car, and I had no choice... This girl is a loser, it's just inhuman!" Xu Mang shrunk his neck and said cautiously: "Second grandfather... Trust me!"
Yang Xiaoman's heart was so angry that he exploded, and he couldn't wait to strangle Xu Mang, a big bastard, saying that a good husband and wife are of the same heart, but what about the profits?
Is this a big disaster?
"Xiao Man!"
"Is what Xu Mang said true?" the second grandfather asked solemnly.
"I..."
"What's that... In fact, it's not like this..."Xiao Man said cautiously in front of the second grandfather, like a child who was caught stealing: "It's all Xu Mang who bewitched me, originally I let him ride a bicycle to exercise, after all, he sits all day." ”
"As a result..."
"He came up with a 'if you don't drive, you'll die,' and I believed it in a daze. Yang Xiao Mannono said: "Second grandfather... I grew up with you, and I'm usually very well-behaved, how could I buy a car for 30 million. ”
Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)
it!
Does this shift the blame?
Just pretend to be pitiful?
Seeing the second grandfather glaring at him, Xu Mang opened his mouth and said pitifully: "Second grandfather... I'm actually pretty well-behaved..."
"Are you good?"
"Poke me Lou Zi all day long, what are you doing?" The second grandfather said with a dark face: "Return the car to me immediately, it just so happens that I have a car here, you take it and drive it, and you will drive this car to and from work in the future!"
soon
Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman saw the second grandfather's car.
"I've been driving for almost ten years, and I was going to sell it for a new one, but now it's not for sale, you can take it and drive it. The second grandfather said seriously: "You are a professor at Fuda, you can only drive this kind of car, and if you drive it down, you can consider changing the car." ”
I...
Nima!
It's a Toyota!
Is it bad?
Xu Mang almost fainted when he heard that he would buy a new car after he drove it badly, and he was afraid that he would not be able to change it in his life.
The second grandfather left and called a taxi to go.
"Hey!"
"You guy is so bad!" Yang Xiaoman jumped on Xu Mang's body, pinched his neck, and kept shaking: "You actually put all the responsibility on me, fortunately, the old lady and I are clever, otherwise I will be scolded by the second grandfather." ”
"That's what you want to buy. Xu Mang said innocently: "I didn't say anything wrong. ”
"Idiot!"
Jumping off his body, Yang Xiaoman walked into the house in a huff.
Afternoon
Xu Mang mentioned the matter of retiring the car to Yang's father and Yang's mother, but he didn't expect to agree quickly, which made Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman's hearts very congested, but Xu Mang is not the kind of person who can be defeated by reality, he plans to have two wheels, a Ducati 1299, and a Ducati Big Devil.
"Mom..."
"We won't come back for dinner in the evening, and Xu Mang and I plan to go to the movies. Yang Xiaoman said: "Uh... Probably won't be back in the evening either. ”
Yang Mu nodded and said indifferently: "Go ahead, pay attention to safety." ”
...
The magic capital at five o'clock in the afternoon,
Yang Xiaoman held Xu Mang's arm and walked on the empty street, every Chinese New Year... There were no people in the magic capital, and it was almost an empty city.
"I think... It's better to watch "Nezha's Prodigy is Born". Xu Mang said seriously: "This cartoon is really good, let's watch it together... I've heard that Drag Racing: Special Ops is a family comedy. ”
"No way!"
"Lady, I don't watch cartoons. Yang Xiaoman shook his head.
However, in order to watch cartoons, Xu Mang sacrificed his dignity, pinched Yang Xiaoman's minibus, lifted it gently, and then kissed it slowly.
(* ̄3) (ε ̄*)Tweet~
o( ̄ ε ̄*) Is it good to watch cartoons?
( ゚▽^*))) is good~
soon
The two came to the cinema and watched the legendary "Nezha's Prodigy is Born", originally Xu Mang thought that Yang Xiaoman would fall asleep after watching it for a few minutes, but she successfully fell into the 'law of true fragrance', and watched it with relish.
Following
Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman returned to Ning City as planned, while Yang's father and Yang mother will come over tomorrow, the two who had just arrived in Ning City were tired to half death, the highway was so blocked that they couldn't even walk at all, they could have arrived home at ten o'clock in the morning, and they dragged on until two o'clock in the afternoon.
"Hey?" Xu Mang received a phone call.
"Professor Xu. ”
"It's me... Wang Xiong. Deputy Director Wang's voice reached Xu Mang's ears.
"Huh?"
"Is there anything wrong with Deputy Director Wang?" asked Xu Mang.
"Are you free?" said Deputy Director Wang, "I have something to ask you for." ”
“...”
"Where?" asked Xu Mang.
Deputy Director Wang said: "XXX Cafe. ”
Hang up the phone,
Xu Mang's face was black, he had just arrived in Ning City, but the call came again, it was really endless.
"Who?"
"Wang Xiong" Xu Mang sighed and said, "It seems that there is something to ask me." ”
"Leave it alone. Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang and said reluctantly: "You drive all morning, take a break... Tell him to meet again tomorrow, anyway, he begged you, not you. ”
Xu Mang thought about it for a while, and finally went to the café, after all, Wang Xiong must be looking for himself about the superconductivity of graphene, I heard that graphene is very popular now, and many research institutes and famous universities are researching it.
It seems that Deputy Director Wang wants to maintain his authoritative position in this field.
soon
Xu Mang met Wang Xiong in the café, and Cao Junhui was still sitting next to him.
"Professor Xu is here?"
Cao Junhui saw Xu Mang and asked with a smile, "What to drink?"
"A glass of plain water will do. ”
Seated
Jump straight to the point.
"Two leaders?" Xu Mang asked curiously, "What are you looking for me?"
"Please come out of the mountain. Cao Junhui said: "I don't know if you want to." ”
Xu Mang shook his head and said seriously: "I'm not available." ”
“...”
“...”
The two glanced at each other, and they were very helpless to each other, but this kind of plot had been considered before Xu Mang came, and they were not too sad.
"It's not that I don't want to help, it's that I'm really not available. Xu Mang said helplessly: "Next year, I will not only be a professor of theoretical physics, but also the deputy director of the physics department, and I am estimated to be so busy that I want to live and die, how can I have time to study graphene." ”
“???”
“???”
Deputy Director?
This... This is going up?
So fast!
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Cao Junhui and Wang Xiong were taken aback, they originally planned to make Xu Mang the project director, but now it seems that this position is a bit too low.
"This..."
"It's not easy. Wang Xiong said helplessly: "Otherwise... Can you introduce a couple of students in your physics department who are working on superconductivity? We can offer jobs that specialize in the superconductivity of graphene. ”
"Yes!" Xu Mang nodded.
Cao Junhui said: "Since this is the case, then it is so decided, Xu Mang... You've got to take care of it!"
"Oh..."
...
Regarding Wang Xiong's request, Xu Mang communicated with Director Fang, and Director Fang asked Xu Mang to find it himself, and in desperation, Xu Mang could only bite the bullet and go to find the so-called plastic talents majoring in condensed matter physics at the beginning of school.
Xu Mang doesn't want to find those so-called geniuses, in contrast, Xu Mang prefers those students with mediocre qualifications but bold imagination, such as Hu Jie, the only student who failed mathematics with a pass in basic physics.
"Alas!"
"Since I am the deputy director of the Department of Physics, does that mean that I can start the white paper I wrote?" Xu Mang's plan is to build the Department of Physics at Fuda into a world-class research-oriented classification discipline in five years.
But...
This plan requires a lot of money.
Finally think about it,
Xu Mang still gave up this plan, he can't change the status quo by relying on the strength of one person, this is the cruel reality.
Saying
Opening the system, Xu Mang saw that his task was completed, but... But there was no upgrade card.
Do you have to get a journal out?
It's so hard to get an upgrade card!
"Xu Mang!"
"It's time to eat!" Yang Xiaoman shouted downstairs.
"Oh..."
Xu Mang put on his coat and hurriedly ran downstairs.
Four dishes and one soup, international standard.
While the family was enjoying dinner, Xu's mother asked about the engagement.
"Xiao Man?"
"When are your parents coming?" asked Xu's mother.
"It's coming. ”
"I guess it'll be there tomorrow afternoon. Yang Xiaoman said.
Xu Mu nodded: "Okay, okay, in the end, we'll pick them up." ”
Following
Afternoon.
Xu Mang was very busy this day, he and Xiaoman went to the vegetable market in the morning to buy vegetables, and in the afternoon they had to cook vegetables, all of this should have been done by his mother, but his parents went to pick up Father Yang and Mother Yang, and the task of cooking vegetables could only fall on him.
"You..."
"How did you buy a scale?" Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman carefully pouring salt, and asked curiously, "What are you going to do?"
"Cooking!"
"The recipe says three grams of salt, but I don't know how much three grams is. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said with a displeased face: "Don't disturb my enthusiasm, I plan to cook a bowl with my own hands, so that you know that I, Yang Xiaoman, am not a master of dark cuisine!"
No way!
Need to be so precise?
Xu Mang looked at Xiao Man preparing condiments, and the dosage of her condiments all came from the control of the balance scale, not to mention... This attitude is commendable.
pity
Xiao Man cooks a bowl of vegetables, and it is estimated that the sky is about to dawn.
did not give Yang Xiaoman any room to play, Xu Mang quickly finished cooking eight dishes, and his quick skills made Yang Xiaoman completely autistic.
"What's wrong?" Xu Mang saw Xiao Man sitting alone on the sofa, sullen and unhappy, and asked curiously: "Is there anything unhappy, saying it makes me happy." ”
"Do you say I'm a special failure as a woman?" Yang Xiaoman lowered his head and said in a dull voice: "I'm so short, so flat, my ass is still so deflated, I'm short-tempered, I can't beat you at every turn, and the food doesn't burn delicious... Am I hopeless?"
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, put his hands on her cheeks, looked at each other's eyes, and the two entered into soul contact.
"Yes!"
"You're hopeless!" Xu Mang said seriously.
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)
Without giving Xu Mang any respite, he pressed Xu Mang on the sofa, while Yang Xiaoman sat on his stomach, pinched his neck, and said viciously: "You bastard!
suddenly
A very familiar voice was heard.
"Oh, mother-in-law, you're so young. ”
"No, no, no, old... There is no youthful demeanor. ”
Before Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman could react, Xu's father and Xu mother Yang father and Yang mother entered the house, and then saw an extremely embarrassing scene.
At this second,
It's as if even the air has condensed.
......