Chapter 5 Zi Qiao who accidentally ate white mushrooms
Inside the house, smoke billowed from the room.
Hu Yifei was wearing a fully wrapped protective helmet, wearing an apron, and was frying rice with a frying spoon.
On the side, at the dining table.
Jiang Bai, Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian and Chen Meijia sat around expressionlessly.
Everyone's faces are not very good-looking.
Although Jiang Bai hadn't really tasted what kind of unpalatable Hu Yifei's fried egg fried rice was, he could basically guess it when he saw the uneasy and frightened faces of Zhang Wei and the others.
"I'll say a fee!"
Lu Ziqiao couldn't help it, turned his head and complained: "Are you frying rice or defusing the bomb?"
Chen Meijia on the side said: "You don't move, don't you cook without protective equipment, it is equivalent to surfing the Internet without anti-virus software, oil stars splash everywhere, smoke is filled, cooking for one minute, and life for two hours!"
"Yes, yes, Mika is right!"
Hu Yifei echoed on the side, and then suddenly remembered something: "That's right, yes, so I seem to be wearing gloves!"
As he spoke, Hu Yifei took out a pair of long-sleeved plastic gloves for washing dishes from the cabinet on the side.
Everyone: "......"
The corners of Lu Ziqiao's mouth twitched twice, not trying to say anything, and then picked up a white mushroom and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
Jiang Bai glanced at the mushroom in Lu Ziqiao's hand and was stunned.
Then he took a closer look.
In his long 9,999 rebirths, he had seen and tasted the mushroom.
True.
Jiang Bai had to admit that the taste of this mushroom was indeed delicious.
But!
Once the best time has passed, if you eat this mushroom, it will have a certain hallucinogenic effect.
And the mushroom that Lu Ziqiao is stuffing into his mouth now seems, as if, has passed the best consumption period.
"Brother Ziqiao......!"
Jiang Bai was just about to open his mouth to remind, but was interrupted by Hu Yifei: "Okay, it's done!"
Hu Yifei took off his protective helmet and said: "Today, Xiaoxian is going to report to Alxa Desert Radio, and my proudest student happens to be a guest at home, so I specially made this waterway Shuangpin emperor egg fried rice, come, let's try it together!"
After speaking, Hu Yifei began to plate the freshly baked egg fried rice one by one.
And at this time.
Lu Ziqiao chewed and swallowed expired mushrooms, and looked at Jiang Bai suspiciously: "Jiang Bai, were you calling me just now?"
Jiang Bai glanced at the mushroom that was eaten by Lu Ziqiao and only had one handle left, and stopped talking.
Finally, he shook his head very firmly: "No!"
"Did you really not call me?"
Lu Ziqiao asked while chewing.
"Not really!"
Jiang Bai shook his head expressionlessly.
"Could it be that I'm hallucinating?" Lu Ziqiao shook his head in confusion, and then threw the last mushroom handle into his mouth.
Jiang Bai didn't speak, just looked at Lu Ziqiao with a bit of kindness and pity in his eyes, "Amen, may the Buddha bless you!"
"Come on, here comes the meal!"
Hu Yifei brought a plate of egg fried rice full of portions to everyone.
Subsequently.
The room fell silent.
The scene was very embarrassing for a while.
Tick tick.
Time, second by second.
As described in the elementary school essay, the whole room was so quiet that even the sound of a needle falling on the floor could be heard clearly.
Hu Yifei glanced at everyone present, and finally set his eyes on Jiang Bai.
Seeing that Hu Yifei didn't set his eyes on him, Zhang Wei and the others breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time looked at Jiang Bai with sympathy on their faces.
"Jiang Bai, why don't you eat it?" asked Hu Yifei with a smile at Jiang Bai.
"Ahem!"
Jiang Bai coughed twice, "Eat!"
He picked up the spoon, symbolically scooped a small spoonful, and stuffed it into his mouth.
First sense.
Salty!
Second sense.
Very salty!
Third sense.
The universe is super invincible salty!
Chew.
Chew.
Chew.
After chewing a few times with an expressionless face, Jiang Bai made a swallowing motion.
"How is it, your mentor and my skills are good, right?" asked Hu Yifei with a smile.
"First-class great!" Jiang Bai stretched out his thumb and praised it in a serious manner, then looked at Zhang Wei and the others, and said suspiciously: "It's so delicious! Brother Zhang Viagra, Brother Ziqiao, Sister Meijia, why don't you eat it!"
"Yes, Mika?"
Hu Yifei set his sights on Chen Meijia.
Chen Meijia really thought that the egg fried rice tasted very good, and was about to eat it, when her eyes inadvertently glanced at it, and she noticed that Jiang Bai, who was sitting opposite, was secretly spitting the egg fried rice in her mouth into the trash can while Hu Yifei was not paying attention.
Chen Meijia didn't say a word, she took a pack of biscuits directly from behind her back and nibbled on it.
"You!!"
Hu Yifei stared, and before he finished speaking, Zhang Wei's voice suddenly sounded: "Yifei, it's not that I don't give face, my law firm opened today, you definitely don't want me to run out of my stomach halfway through the unveiling, right?"
As he spoke, Zhang Wei picked up his briefcase and took out a finger cake from the briefcase.
"Count you ruthless!"
Hu Yifei took a deep breath, turned his head to look at Chen Meijia with an unkind face, and asked, "What about you?"
"I'm pregnant, and the doctor won't let me eat greasy things!" Chen Meijia explained as a matter of course.
Hear it!
Everyone looked skeptical.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said in a deep voice: "In order not to eat egg fried rice, as for it?"
"Really!" Chen Meijia said, with a happy smile on her face: "I went to the hospital and checked it all!"
"Who is that kid?" asked Zhang Wei as he sat up straight and glared.
"Mine!" Lu Ziqiao on the side answered very proudly.
"Ouch!"
"Congratulations!"
After some hilarity, Zhang Wei suddenly announced that the auspicious time for the opening of his law firm had arrived, invited everyone to attend the opening ceremony, and introduced the perpetual calendar mini program he used to Chen Meijia.
However, the opening ceremony did not go smoothly at all.
was interrupted several times in the middle without saying anything, and finally even took the signboard of the law firm that was not unveiled, and followed Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao to the Civil Affairs Office.
And Jiang Bai received Chen Meijia's sincere invitation, saying that she wanted to invite him to witness the moment when she and Lu Ziqiao got married and got the certificate, so they followed together.
After queuing for a while, it was finally the two of them's turn, but Lu Ziqiao suddenly found that he forgot to bring his ID card.
There was no choice but to let Zhang Wei run back to get it.