Have we met?
In the blink of an eye, at night, Sun Xi walked aimlessly on the street. Looking at the busy street, Sun Xi couldn't help but sigh that it was really difficult to have no money, and he suddenly slapped his thigh.
"I'll go, I knew I was going to ask that kid for money"
Sun Xi looked depressed, found a bench to sit down, opened the baggage and took out a bundle of kraft rolls, and read in a low voice.
The waves of air around him rolled and spread out in bursts, and the fallen leaves and sand were rolled up to form a whirlpool, circling around him.
"Huh?"
An old man suddenly appeared in the grass behind Sun Xi.
"Who are you?" Sun Xi got up suddenly, he was shocked to realize that the old man came behind him, and he didn't even notice it. He sensed it with his six senses. "Is it an ordinary person?" "What do you see?"
"Don't be so nervous. The old man replied with a smile on his face.
"Young man, are you surnamed Sun?"
"We've met?"
"Of course I've seen you. ”
"Don't lie to me, I don't read much, when did you see me?"
"When You Were Born"
"What the hell? What are you bluffing me? My grandfather told me that you can't trust the old liar outside, otherwise it's easy to lose both money and money."
"Who do you say is an old liar? Why do you speak? The child is not big, but his temper is not small? Let me ask you, is your grandfather's name Sun Ruhai?"
"Yo, old liar, could it be that you really met my grandfather?"
"That's necessary, I still have a good relationship with him. That guy, it's iron. ”
"Oh, I'm afraid you didn't lie to my grandfather too, right?"
"I* you're a girl" The old man broke a branch and rushed over to press Sun Xi on the bench.
"Oh I*, what are you going to do, old thing?"
"Hehe!" the old man smiled sinisterly, "I'm afraid you haven't experienced the beating of society." After saying that, a trace of golden light came from his palm, wrapped around the branch, and whistled on someone's PP.
"Whew, I*" Sun Xi suddenly shouted. "You dare to spank me. ”
"I'll spank you, what can you do to me?" As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped Sun Xi on his ass with a snap.
"Hey, don't force me to do it. Sun Xi struggled and shouted. But he suddenly found that he couldn't get rid of the old man's palm no matter what.
"Stop, old man!"
"Old man, stop me!"
"Oh, old man, don't fight. ”
"Ahh ”
"Don't. "Smack!"
Smack!"Ahh......h
After a long time, Sun Xi lay on the bench, panting heavily, and the old man threw away the branch with a dissatisfied face, "That's it? Not yet, your father is half strong." ”
"I'm a big one!! don't you know what you are?
"Looks like you still need more strength, let me keep touching you!"
"Stop!" Sun Qian raised her hand solemnly, "I may not be human, but you are a real dog." ”
"Okay, don't talk about it, since we've found the right person, then let's not mess around, okay?"
Sun Xi was petrified on the spot, and shouted in his heart, "My Nima mentality has collapsed! Can you come up and say no?" On the surface, he said seriously, "Okay, old man, say it, what is the matter with me?"
"That's just like words!" the old man smiled and tightened the trouser belt on his waist, which was thicker than the water tank, "Formally introduce, my name is Shang Dawei, I am currently working in the Shengli Security Brigade, and my current position is a safety supervision and potential risk factor investigator, you can call me Grandpa Shang." ”
Sun Xi: "........."
"What's the situation, boy, do you feel any doubts?"
"You ........."
"What's wrong?"
"Say it again, what are you doing now?"
"Safety regulators and potential risk investigators. ”
"Let's talk about people. ”
"Security. ”
“woooooooooccccccccc!!!”。
Sun Xi looked up at the sky, looking at the sun that was about to rise in the sky, and couldn't help but feel melancholy in his heart again.
"I have been studying hard for 12 years, and I will go back to before liberation, Mom, I want to be a security guard!"