029 Messed up
[Chapter Word Count:3488 Latest Update Time:2014-09-2618:00:00.0]
"Do you know that there is now a warship made of pure steel in the West? You heard it right, it is made of pure steel, from the keel to the shell, and it is powered by burning coal, and there is a large boiler in the warship that runs rampant through the sea with the power of flames......"
"On the North American continent, people have invented the technology of transmitting sound for thousands of miles, even if they are hundreds or thousands of miles apart, as long as a wire is connected, intelligence information can be transmitted to each other instantaneously, and they call this technology telegraph......
"There is also a kind of ball that can fly to the sky, and can float directly to the top of the white clouds with people, and no ambush on the earth can escape his eyes, as long as there is a soldier on it who waives a flag, even if you are Sun Wu, you don't want to ambush in front of such an enemy......"
"Oh, by the way, there's also a very strange kind of ship, called a submarine, which can hide the entire hull under water and sail, sneak up on the enemy, hit and run......"
Xiao Letian said that this is enjoyable, and he doesn't care about those old men blowing their beards and glaring, slapping the table and scolding. The young people were stunned, and the top prostitutes even took out pen and paper and began to shorthand. It is very likely that someone in Baihualou will say this paragraph of commentary tomorrow. It is called the Confucianism of the Western Masters, or simply the foreigners talk nonsense.
Just as Xiao Lotian was talking about a heavy machine gun called Gatling, Luo Hao Luo Hanlin suddenly said, "Mr. Xiao, is this true?"
"Nonsense, nonsense! Look at this, this is the great master of Western studies that you admire? It's just a joke...... Wang Hanlin could be regarded as interjecting.
Xiao Lotian took a sip of tea and moistened his throat, "You don't believe it, so how about I make a bet with you." Let's go directly to the U.S. Embassy, and I'll even send you overseas at my own expense. ”
"If I am talking nonsense, then I swear here that I will not be an official for the rest of my life, and I will also let my children and grandchildren give up the path of being an official...... But what if I win? Are you willing to quit your job and not do it, and then your children and grandchildren will not go on a career for three generations?"
Xiao Letian's words blew through Baihualou like a cold wind, and even the prostitutes were stunned. In the feudal dynasty, taking one's career as a bet, and betting on future generations, this is more ruthless than gambling on life. For a while, everyone stopped talking, and even Wang Lao Hanlin was dumbfounded.
"What's the matter? You're all dumb! Aren't you quite eloquent just now, didn't the sage say that 'it's okay to die at night' and you're not even afraid of death, but you still have an attachment to your official position? Hahaha, it turns out that you will only take advantage of your tongue......
Xiao Lotian picked up the cane on the coffee table next to him, raised his head and dried the wine on the table, "Brother, when I finish drinking, I won't accompany you anymore, but I'll say more." Today, the world is undergoing major changes unseen in 3,000 years. The outside world is rushing forward day by day, although we used to run at the front, but now we are much behind. ”
"One wrong step, one wrong step, if one day a foreigner drives a steel giant ship like I said to block the mouth of Dagu, then the cannonballs on it can blow up Zhengyangmen with only one shot. When the heavy machine guns that fired tens of thousands of bullets in an instant were mounted at the head of the city, when you were all slaves to the country, please don't forget that in the spring of the fourth year of Tongzhi, there was once an overseas lonely guest who wanted to make the Qing Dynasty rich and strong, and wanted to tell everyone the secrets of foreigners......"
"If there really is such a day, I don't know who our descendants will scold!" Farewell......" After speaking, Xiao Letian raised his leg as if walking out.
"You stop for me! Presumptuous, really presumptuous, how can our Daqing Realm allow you to be so wild!" Wang Shizheng was so angry that his beard trembled. As a traditional Confucian, the thinking in his mind has been deeply rooted, and he has long had an attitude of complete rejection of new things.
In addition, he is old and still old in Hanlin, and even the emperor and the queen mother are polite when they see him. It is precisely for this reason that the old man is spoiled with a temper that relies on the old and sells the old. Today, he came to Xiao Letian to slap his face, but he didn't expect that he didn't succeed in his shot, but instead taught this cheeky second devil a lesson. first plugged everyone's mouths with a bad gambling curse, and then insinuated that he would become a sinner for the ages.
This kind of insult to Lao Hanlin would be strange if he could bear it, as soon as the anger came up, Lao Hanlin didn't have a "you, you, you...... You disloyal, unfilial, forgotten, benevolent, righteous, courteous and wise barbarian!"
"Give up the ancestral tomb and join the foreigners, you are not filial. If you are vain and do not keep braids, you are disloyal. With the help of the foreigner power Lingwei Second Master Lian, the head of the Internal Affairs Office, snatched the concubines who occupied other people's houses, and even harmed Fan Yao and his brother to split the family, you are unkind and unjust......"
"How can you be so shameless in the world of human life? Poor Fan Yao's only daughter has become your plaything, you are a thief...... Let me ask you, did Second Master Lian have a stroke in anger? Did you already occupy the tiger girl in the Taihang Mountain caravan......
Good guy, this can be regarded as poking Xiao Letian's lung tube. He really didn't expect that this kind of bastard literati would actually involve all women in order to suppress his reputation, and he was full of nonsense.
This is the Qing Dynasty, when the feudal etiquette was the strictest, once this basin of dirty water was splashed on Xiao Lotian and Hu Niu, it would be completely washed away. Xiao Letian is a modern person, he is not afraid of anything, and he doesn't care about this kind of thing, but the tiger girl can care, and the little girl will be sprayed to death by the saliva of public opinion, even if it is suicide.
"This is the Hanlin of the Qing Dynasty? Fabricate nonsense, slander and slander other people's reputations with rumors?" Xiao Letian was completely furious, he exuded an aggressive murderous aura, he was not a weak scholar with no power to restrain chickens, he really dared to kill.
Xiao Letian now has five direct lives in his hands, and the invisible murderous aura in his eyes made the scholars and prostitutes in the entire Baihualou feel cold, as if a gust of wind was blowing. And at this moment, in a small box on the top floor of the Hundred Flowers Building, a man suddenly snorted in surprise.
"Amazing! The scholar is actually murderous? This guy is really interesting......"
At this time, Wang Hanlin also let go, he didn't come to Xiao Letian out of pure righteous indignation today, he charged Fan Ru 200 taels of pen fees, and even the big Confucians around him who came to smash the field also collected Fan Ru's money.
These mercenaries jumped up one by one and pointed at Xiao Letian's nose and scolded.
"Bold fanatics, the brother of the club is a dignified three-grade Hanlin, how can he wronged you, a barbarian......"
"The ugly thing you and the tiger girl did, her uncle Fan Ru has already told us, who do you want to hide? Even if you hide it from the world, the blue sky on your head will not spare you......"
"Let him kill, don't stop me, let him kill...... How can I, Wang Shizheng, be afraid of him, a traitor, and I will die with you......"
After saying that, Wang Shizheng went crazy and wanted to bypass the round table and fight with Xiao Letian, but several old men next to him hurriedly pulled the rack, and all the wine and food on the table were overturned in the entanglement.
Xiao Letian is now full of sneers, he secretly gave Xiao Saimen in the corner of the room a look, the clever Saimen has already begun to steal ** photos, anyway, the hall is brightly lit, and there is no need for flash lights to fill the light, and no one pays attention to stealing ** photos.
Wang Hanlin was held like a tiger, scolding angrily, pointing with his fingers, and his feet were full of soup and water dishes. The old man has completely become the embodiment of justice, quoting scriptures and rhyming, he wants to use China's 5,000-year-old culture to fight this two devils, at that moment he has become the patron saint of Chinese culture, as long as he has him in the Western powers, no one wants to destroy the Qing Dynasty.
The old bustard of Baihualou has already cried with a face full of flowers, how can she think of a good literary meeting and finally become a martial arts, tomorrow all the Qinglou in Beijing will have to laugh at herself.
In the whole Baihualou, the men were arguing, the women were crying, there were those who scolded the street, and there were many people who persuaded and quarreled. Until the end, it was Luo Hao, Luo Hanlin and Wen Xiu and Wen Zhangjing, two die-hard fans of Xiao Letian, who took advantage of the chaos to escort this overseas lonely guest out, and the two of them gave up their hands with guilt on their faces.
"Brother Luo, Brother Wen, you don't have to blame yourself, there are more people who are stupid in the Qing Dynasty, you don't have to be sorry because of them. In two days, I will be the east, and I will invite two brothers separately in Fanfu. After speaking, Xiao Letian got into the foreigner's carriage and left the Bada Hutong with a smoke.
Just when the carriage was just starting, a figure came in, it was Xiao Letian's personal guard Sima Yun. "Sima Yun, from today onwards, you will keep an eye on this Wang Shizheng, what he eats, what he wears, who he meets, even if you sleep with that woman, you can remember it clearly for me, dare to scold my daughter-in-law, Lao Tzu can't kill him!"
"Obey!" Sima Yun didn't say a word, and disappeared into the night of Beijing City.
Xiao Letian, an overseas lonely guest, left, and Wang Hanlin was as energetic as a victorious cockfight, and proudly left Baihualou under the gaze of many literati and artists. Most of the other literati have dispersed, and of course, there are also those who are not very careful to spend the Spring Festival with a few beautiful women in their arms, which is their own business.
When Baihualou was completely quiet, the remote private room on the second floor suddenly opened a small door, and a pair of eagle eyes looked around the hall and then shrank back.
"Jiu Shuai, Xiao Letian has left, Wang Hanlin has also left...... "There is only a lonely table of wine and food in the private room, and there is a middle-aged man in his forties, he is the so-called Jiu Shuai.
"Gone?" Jiu Shuai slowly spun the wine glass, watching his amber daughter Hong spin in the glass, and whispered to himself, "Talent, what a fucking baby." Eagle, you remember it for me, keep an eye on this Xiao Lotian for me, you don't make a move except that your life is in danger, your task in the near future is this, go ahead. ”
As soon as Jiu Shuai's words fell, the eagle's figure suddenly flashed, and he couldn't see what was going on, the person had already climbed out of the window, and there was no sound at all.
Jiu Shuai was left alone in the room, and he suddenly smiled, "Brother, I didn't want to go back to Beijing in advance, but I didn't expect such a strange man to appear in Beijing City, I didn't come in vain!
At this time, he suddenly yelled, "Come on, call me the most beautiful girls in Baihualou, I am going to drink today, and I will wrap up the second half of the ......"
Jiu Shuai roared, and suddenly more than 20 black-clothed people flashed out of the black alleys in front and back of Baihualou, as well as on the roof, and one by one they pulled out their lancets and rushed into the boxes, and after a while, they blasted out the few bare-ass literati who were left, and they didn't even have time to wear clothes.
"Who are you?" Lang Lang Qiankun ......" Before he could finish speaking, there was suddenly a yellow and clear thing in the arms of these literati, and when he looked closely, it was actually a gold ingot.
"Oh, I'm leaving, I'll leave right away, you have a good time upstairs......" After a while, the Kung Fu Baihua Building was completely closed.