Chapter 144: Fighting in the Street
Separated by less than two meters, after they each stood still, they continued to ignite the flames of war and start scolding. This time, it was obviously the old man Xue who seized the opportunity. After scolding this sentence, I felt a little proud.
"Anyway, I also had a son, unlike you, you can't even give birth to a son. What is the point of living for a person like you, a person in his seventies, and he still has to run around by himself. When you get home, that old woman in your house has to kneel down when she coughs. People like you who are spineless in life and have no courage in death are simply wasting food and polluting the air by living in this world!"
The old man of the Yun family couldn't help but stand there and fight back high, not weakly at all. After the old man Xue heard this, he was obviously angry: "Let go of your Luo Quanf, you are embarrassed to talk about me." Aren't you also in your seventies, busy outside every day? As soon as the front foot arrived home, your old wife stomped on the cane, didn't you have to coax it at that time?"
"When you were outside, you looked like a dog, and when you came home, you immediately began to cry, and people like you will die to save face and suffer crimes. I can only give you two big characters, I bah! Live, you can't afford to live, die, you can't afford to die. You said that you live in your seventies, and what kind of face is licking here and letting me go. If I were you, dig a pit on the spot, spit and drown directly, why are you alive, you don't have a face to see people. ”
"Woo woo, my life is so miserable! Why am I so miserable? My hard-working son, where are you?" The old man of the Yun family was still there scolding Huan a moment ago, but after hearing the words of the old man of the Xue family, he couldn't help but cry loudly.
As soon as the old man of the Yun family cried, the old man of the Xue family became uncomfortable: "The two of us are looking for insoles with stinky socks, and they are all the same smell." Why is this life so bitter?" When the old man Xue said this, he also began to cry.
As a result, the two old men simply hugged each other, and the crying was sad. Yun Bu, who was still a little angry, suddenly felt sad after seeing this scene. The corners of his eyes couldn't help but get wet. But at the same time, Yun Buregret felt strange in his heart, although he was not hard-hearted, but he was definitely not a person with shallow tears.
But I don't know why I saw these two old people crying, and he was very colic in his heart. And it's not ordinary uncomfortable, it's like seeing two elders of your own family crying here.
After the two old men hugged each other and cried for a while, they looked up and saw that they were hugging each other, and they quickly separated from each other in an instant, and then they each took a few steps back, and then the old man of the Xue family shouted again: "I know that it will be no good to see you, and I dare to lie to the old man about my tears, do you know how much my tears cost a pound?"
The old man of the Yun family couldn't help but jump high again, and then, standing there, he couldn't help but continue to jump and scold: "You fart! Obviously, you cried first this time, and in the end, you brought me to cry, you are lying to my tears, okay." Tell you, you have to pay me money today, or I'll be done with you. ”
Yun Buregret looked at the two old men with a wry smile. Now he finally understands that these two old men should be the relationship between their sons and daughters. But I don't know why, but their respective daughters and sons have disappeared. So that in this way, the two seventy-year-olds are still working and running around outside, thinking about it, this makes people feel a little uncomfortable in their hearts.
Just when Yun Buregret sighed in his heart, unexpectedly, the conflict between the other party continued to escalate. I saw that the old man Yun rushed over suddenly, clenched his fists, and punched the old man Xue in the face: "I beat you old ghost, you return my son." The punch was impartial, and it hit the opponent's nose right in one fell swoop.
It's strange to say, according to reason, if it is a normal person, if this punch is smashed on the nose, I am afraid that at least there will be a bloody result. But what about this old man Xue, there is nothing wrong at the moment, except for a little iron blue on his nose, there is no other trace of injury.
After this old man Xue came to his senses, he clenched his fist without showing weakness, and swung it away according to Old Man Yun's cheeks: "You admit death, bastard bastard." If it weren't for you, my girl would have disappeared silently. I'll kill you old stubborn, and you will return my girl. ”
This punch slammed into Old Man Yun's face accurately, and even Yun Buregret had already seen it, and in that brief moment, Old Man Yun's face obviously collapsed. But what struck him was that everything was fleeting, and the collapsed piece had been leveled as if nothing had happened.
In such a scene, Yun Buregret felt that it was magical, but he also finally came to his senses. I'm afraid that these two old men have practiced martial arts when they were young, so that until now, they don't feel weak. However, for Yun Buregret, even so, he couldn't choose to stand by at this moment, so he took a step forward and hurriedly went to pull the rack.
"Hurry up and pull the rack. ”
Yun Buregret shouted at Jiang Feng and the others who were watching the excitement behind him as he acted, and after that, he hurriedly ran over and hugged Old Man Yun from behind, and then dragged back a few steps. Jiang Feng and the others also ran over and quickly hugged Old Man Xue tightly.
"Two old men, there is no unsolvable hatred in this world, everyone takes a step back. What is there to talk about, why do we have to argue endlessly?" Yun Buregret hugged this old man Yun and kept pulling back, and at the same time he comforted like this.
"Loosen up, boy, hurry up and let go for me, if I don't beat this old ghost into a real dead ghost today, I'll take his last name." ”
How could Yun Buregret let go, he just hugged the other party tightly, and he kept retreating. When the old man Yun followed him and involuntarily retreated, he suddenly raised his foot, and as soon as he touched the ground, the back heel of this shoe was already exposed.
Then, the old man Yun suddenly used his strength and waved his leg forward, and he saw that the shoe flew out like a dart. At this time, the old man Xue on the opposite side was also hugged by Jiang Feng and a few other boys, so he had no room to break free. As a result, the shoes flying from the opposite side snapped impartially and directly smashed on Old Man Xue's face.
Old Man Xue, who was struggling, stopped breaking free at that time, and then saw a shoe fall to the ground again with a click. When Old Man Xue saw it, he couldn't help but be angry: "You old stubborn, old bastard, you dare to throw me with your shoes and watch me fly my shoes." ”
As a result, just when he was about to throw his slippers out, Jiang Feng directly lay on the ground and tied the other party's feet to death. In this way, Old Man Xue was helpless, but he still had other methods, only to see the power of his dantian, and then opened his mouth, inhaled violently, and then spit out a mouthful of spit. "Old stubborn, old bastard, I'll spit on you. ”
Yun didn't regret seeing that the other party didn't play with flying shoes, but played with smearing, so he hurriedly hugged Old Man Yun and hid aside, but fortunately, Old Man Yun was finally not spit out. So, Yun Buregret was verbally praised by the old man next: "Little guy, good job! Hey, I said, you are a magic skill of dodging foam." Who taught you? You also teach me when you have time, and I will worship you as a teacher. ”
Yun Buregret listened, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and he felt that the person in front of him was really an old naughty boy.
However, before Yun Buregret could say anything, he heard bursts of snoring. After the snoring sounded, the two old men who had been arguing constantly stopped scolding each other and did not beat each other at this moment.
So, they began to look around for the source of the snoring. I wondered, whose heart was so big, that he fell asleep at this time? As a result, after a while, he found that the snoring sound came from the cars on both sides.
When everyone separated from each other, they opened the car door to take a look, and it turned out that the driver who was driving for the two old men had already fallen on the steering wheel at some point, and he had fallen asleep. Seeing this scene, Yun Buregret couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth again, and he completely understood what it meant to be truly speechless, but these two drivers looked quite decent, and they didn't look very much like the kind of people who didn't pay attention!
"Wake up, you get me up. I'm fighting outside, and you're sleeping in this car, aren't you?You're very comfortable, aren't you?" After Old Man Yun and Old Man Xue found the source of their snoring, they immediately stopped attacking each other, and invariably aimed their quarrels at their own drivers.
The two drivers were so reluctant to wake up from their sleep by this roar, they both subconsciously stretched their waists, yawned again, and then subconsciously muttered to each other: "Arrived at the station?"
Jiang Feng couldn't help but laugh out loud when he heard this: "Brother Yun, have you seen it? You always say that I don't have a tune, and now you finally encounter something out of tune." Look, these two people don't seem to be in tune with me anymore. ”
Although Jiang Feng said this, Yun Buregret saw that although the two drivers were yawning and stretching their waists, there was a trace of elite light in their eyes, and they obviously hadn't slept at all. Presumably they must have their own intentions when they do such a funny thing.
"Two old men, what can't we talk about well, they are so old, how boring it is to fight. Yun did not regret it, and reluctantly persuaded again.
Originally, these two old men were about to say something, but when they looked at Yun Buregret, the two of them chose to shut up instantly.
Almost after a long time, the old man Yun exclaimed in surprise: "Oh my God, boy, how can I see you so familiar? Oh, the more I look at you, the more you look like my son, too similar, too much like my son." ”
Old Man Yun looked at Yun in front of him in disbelief, and there was a trace of tears in his eyes that wanted to flow out in an instant. Yun Buregret listened to it, couldn't help but shrug his shoulders helplessly, and muttered to himself, why are these two old men not fighting now, do they still want to play the game of recognizing relatives with themselves for a while?
"Fart, where does he look like your son, he looks like my girl. The more I looked closer, the more I felt that his appearance was exactly the same as that of my girl when she was younger. Tell me, boy, what's your last name?"