Chapter 159: Miss Wonderful
After speaking, he felt that his thoughts seemed to be very clever, and he made himself laugh, and the loud sound made Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er's ears hurt, and Mr. Undercover glanced over, and Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er jumped down silently.
It just so happened that as soon as Mr. Minister turned his head, he found that Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er were suddenly standing behind him, and almost stuck to the distance of his back, he jumped a lot, and the whole person lost his center of gravity because the tonnage was too heavy, and when he leaned back, he lost his center of gravity, crackled and hit the cleaning car to the ground, and all the cleaning utensils were scattered on the ground, a mess.
"Oh my God, why didn't you make a sound when you landed? When did you come down? It scared me to death!"
Mr. Undercover saw the mess, and anxiety and anger flashed in his eyes, but he had no choice but to rush to the front, desperately trying to pull up Mr. Minister's fat body, but not only did she not stand up on her own, but she was still laughing there.
The angry undercover gentleman couldn't wait to directly slash this dead fat man to death with one palm, Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er glanced at each other, and went over to lift Mr. Minister's left and right arms.
The minister stood up steadily, and the fat man's eyes widened, and he looked at them both and said, "Oh my God, you two have so much strength that you actually pulled me up from the ground at once, and I have never felt so light." ”
A trace of nervousness flashed in Mr. Undercover's eyes, and he deliberately exaggerated and shouted: "Oh my God, this ground is so dirty, and he will get off work in a few minutes, and when Miss Marlena comes out and sees the situation here, he will definitely be furious again." ”
Qi Ning'er received the look from Mr. Undercover, and pretended to be sad and said, "Yes, I'm going on a date soon, but it's a mess here, and Miss Manila will definitely not let me go." ”
Mr. Minister touched the back of his bare head, feeling a little embarrassed, after all, the culprit here was himself, so he thought about it, then waved his hand and said: "Otherwise, Eric, Mary, you can get off work first, here I and my Mr. Li will deal with it, Mr. Amway, are you willing to help me? Deal with these alone, I'm afraid it's too late, Ma Nian will definitely reprimand us again when he pulls it out and sees it." ”
Mr. Undercover couldn't wait to drag Mr. Minister and not let him bother us again and block our way back, so he nodded and agreed: "Okay, and then turn to Lu Yi and tell you that there will be no other help for you two to stay, so let's go back first." ”
Then he winked at Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er.
Thank you so much, Mr. Minister, you guys, then pretend to be grateful, clasp up your hands, bow to the two of them, and then pull up Qi Ning'er, and hurriedly want to go out.
Mr. Minister saw the two of us walking so fast behind him, and he couldn't help but smash his eyes at Mr. Undercover, and said with a smile: "Look, the two of them are just two love birds, and the sweetness seems to be inseparable for a moment, who knows what they just did in the passage?"
Mr. Undercover was annoyed to death, this dead fat man, he could only smile awkwardly and said: "Yes, that's true, let them enjoy their wonderful time, we two lonely old people are here to sort out the mess, and it can be regarded as a little contribution to them, and the next time you invite them to drink, you must pour them two glasses." ”
Mr. Minister raised his arms and shouted, "That's it, pour them two cups!"
Lu Yi grabbed his hand and hurriedly walked out of the lounge, and before he passed through the hall and entered the elevator, he was shouted by a voice from Manila behind him: "You two stop!"
Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er immediately stiffened, and when they turned around, they found that Marina was holding her stomach, and the other hand was holding on to the wall, and the whole person was leaning against the toilet door with her teeth bared, showing a fierce look at the two of them, but his eyes were weakened a lot because of physical discomfort, and he was no longer so fierce.
This stinky woman is obviously farting like a serial cannon, and her stomach is about to be empty, how can she still have time to come to us for idle business, Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er glanced at each other, and each saw a helpless wry smile in each other's eyes, but on the surface, she still had to pretend to be natural and calm.
Lu Yi even raised his smile and said to Miss Manila, "Miss Marina, is there something you called us to stop?"
Unexpectedly, this workaholic actually raised his right hand, saw the watch on it and said: "The time when you get off work is 9:00, and now it's only 9:60." There are four minutes left before you leave work, and if you leave work early, you will be considered absent. ”
"And you have no reason, and you are not entitled to leave work early, unless you ask me for instructions, and show me your leave slip, and there is a detailed reason on the leave slip, and this reason must be reasonable and undeniable, now you tell me, do you have any reasonable and undeniable reasons to leave early?"
Lu Yi could only say some simple English gangster scenes, and this time the fat woman suddenly crackled in foreign language, saying that he was dizzy, and could only cast his head for help to Qi Ning'er next to him.
And Qi Ning'er has received an elite education since she was a child, and she doesn't know how many foreign languages she knows, so she came directly to him, and she sent the meaning of a woman to his ears in a very small voice.
Lu Yi was speechless for a while after hearing this, just asking for a leave, but is it necessary to be so strict in the time of four minutes?
But he complained so much in his heart, but he couldn't say that on the surface, he only took the back of his head and pretended to be embarrassed.
And Qi Ning'er was in charge of speaking: "I'm sorry, Miss Manila, because the two of us are in a hurry, so we want to get off work, and when we go down and arrive at our living room, it will probably be the time to get off work, and we are not absenteeism, because we haven't left the office yet." ”
As a result, your words seem to have angered this workaholic to some extent, and the fat woman crossed her waist and raised her eyebrows.
said: "Why is it not absenteeism, you have left, I believe that you are going to stay in the job, this area, leaving the post without permission is absenteeism, if you are absenteeism, you will be deducted full attendance pay, but also deduct the basic salary, and I have the right to raise objections to your minister, and to the superiors to dismiss you!"
When Lu Yi heard Qi Ning'er's translation, he couldn't be more speechless, for the sake of four minutes, he could actually fire us.
Qi Ning'er pulled her lips beside her, and then stood in place, looking down at her watch, no matter how the fat woman in front of her spoke, he didn't respond, and he didn't talk back.
And Lu Yi also pretended to be trained to have nothing to say, lowered his head, and was actually waiting for Qi Ning'er to directly solve the matter and leave himself.
Then three minutes later, Qi Ning'er gave birth to her watch, and a fat woman opposite said: "It's exactly nine and ten o'clock, it's already our time to get off work, and before that, we haven't left the area that you think is demarcated by the job, so you can't deduct our basic salary, and you can't deduct our salary, now we are free people, we don't have to be employed by you, and you don't have the right to control our time, thank you, now we have to get off work." ”
As Qi Ning'er's words crackled, the expression of the fat woman in front of her became more and more angry, her curly hair was so angry that she wanted to burn, Lu Yi could feel the majestic anger next to her, not only did she not feel scared, but she felt very funny, and she didn't know that she had given Qi Ning'er hundreds of likes.
Qi Ning'er grabbed Lu Yi's wrist without hesitation, and directly took her to turn around and prepare to step into the elevator, the fat woman yelled in the back, as if to prevent them from leaving.
But even more majestic than his roar was the incessant sound of fart, so loud that both of the two people in your lounge opened the door, poked their heads out, stared at the fat woman with wide eyes, and then her whole face turned purple with shame.
I had no choice but to cover my belly and gritted my teeth and returned to the toilet.
Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er turned around and glanced at the two people in the lounge, and each other burst into laughter, almost overturning the roof, it is conceivable that the fat woman in the toilet not far away must also be able to hear it, and she must be so ashamed and angry at this moment.
Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er felt that they had finally breathed a bad breath in their hearts, so they hurriedly walked into the elevator and pressed the close button, while Mr. Minister raised his thumb on both of their hands, smiling and seeing no eyes, as if praising what they had just done was really good, and a stinky woman like Marilyn should be taught such a lesson.
The two people stood in the elevator and didn't dare to look up, and even deliberately lowered their heads a little, with their backs to the camera in the corner of the elevator, the two people tensed up, and did not completely relax, until the elevator finally reached the negative first floor.
The two people wore work clothes directly, walked out of the parking lot, and then when they walked around, they quickly took off their clothes, and under the cover of a car, the two people were like cat ears at night, avoiding the shooting of the photographer.
Turning incessantly, as fast as a ghost, the two men came to the door of the company, and in the darkness of the night, they saw the van parked under the street lamp.
His unassuming appearance could not arouse anyone's suspicion at all, and the two of them tried their best to steady their pace, but in fact, they walked to the side of the car with their feet, and the people inside had been waiting for a long time, so they immediately opened the door and welcomed the two people in.
When the two of them entered, the car was like an arrow off the string, rushing directly into the boundless night and disappearing without a trace.
It wasn't until the car drove out of range that Lu Yi and Qi Ning'er breathed a sigh of relief, and unconsciously felt a little cold in their backs, which turned out to be hot sweat.
Qi Ning'er sighed even more happily, giggled and said: It's been a long time since I've had such an exciting task, it's so refreshing!
Lu Yijiao rolled his eyes, slumped in his seat and didn't want to speak, Vincent sat in the passenger seat, grabbed the seat, and looked at the two of them with a smile.
waited until the two of them vented their emotions before they hooked their lips: "Did you get what I wanted?"
Lu Yi took out the document bag from his arms, then took out the very strange piece of paper from it, and handed it directly to Vincent: "Oh, this is what you want?"
Vincent stared at the fluttering piece of paper in front of him, irregular shapes, mottled on it, I don't know what it was, and a string of strange characters, as if to seduce people's souls, jumped on the jade-white paper.
He couldn't help frowning, but didn't immediately reach out and take it, "Is this what I want? You're not lying to me, are you?"
Lu Yi rolled his eyes and said: "You look carefully, why should I lie to you? This is what you want, there is nothing in Earl Allen's safe, only this piece of paper, I don't know what nonsense there is on it, anyway, I can't understand it, your business has nothing to do with me, you take your things and leave quickly." ”
Vincent hesitantly took the paper, put it in front of him, and looked at it carefully, his eyes were deep and heavy, and he didn't know what emotion it was.